JohnnyO's Coffeeshop

[Johnnyorganic]

Take a brief journey with me: To the future, my friends.

Welcome to JohnnyO's! The finest coffeeshop in town.

We specialize in locally grown herb here at JohnnyO's.

My vendors include both growers and breeders. All local.

Many strains you will recognize while some will be completely new to you. We even have a house brand - organic of course.

So come on in! Relax! Have a seat and take a look at the menu. The chairs and couches are comfortable and the music is not too loud. Our large collection is kept on shuffle most of the time.

Crystal will be by in a moment to take your order. I'll drift by later to say 'Hello.'

You will not be disappointed. Oh, and we do have coffee, too.

 

[k-town]

Oh I noticed on your menu that RIUers get a special discount?

 

[Louis541]

Good day, JhonnyO, I would like a shmoke and a pancake!

 

[Johnnyorganic]

Oh I noticed on your menu that RIUers get a special discount?

Of course.

<strikes a wooden match and reaches over to light you up>

Follow me to the VIP room.

 

[Johnnyorganic]

Good day, JhonnyO, I would like a shmoke and a pancake!

Coming right up!

I recommend the blueberry, they are local as well. The sausages are Boca. This is a vegetarian establishment after all. But don't worry about that.

Rosie O'Donnell couldn't tell the difference and she had three helpings.

 

[Louis541]

Are the eggs real?

 

[k-town]

Of course.

<strikes a wooden match and reaches over to light you up>

Follow me to the VIP room.

Takes a deep drag and then notices Louis in the corner so being the gent that I am pass it to him. Looks around with a "I'm so high" look on my face. Really like what you done with the place

 

[Johnnyorganic]

Are the eggs real?

Yeah. I went back and forth with my kitchen manager on that point. He insisted. So yeah, the eggs are real and local as well, but I won't eat 'em.

We have scrambled tofu, too.

 

[Louis541]

Awesome. Do you have a make your own omelet bar? I want a cheese and hash omelet.

Realizes ktowns joint, looks down at the bong and pulls the old switcheroo.

 

[Johnnyorganic]

Awesome. Do you have a make your own omelet bar? I want a cheese and hash omelet.

Realizes ktowns joint, looks down at the bong and pulls the old switcheroo.

No Omelet bar. They are on the menu, however.

Although it's menu-only, special requests are possible.

 

[Johnny Retro]

Im here..chillin in the corner with my blunt as usual
Wheres my expresso?!

 

[Johnnyorganic]

Im here..chillin in the corner with my blunt as usual
Wheres my expresso?!

<Crystal hands JohnnyR a triple espresso>

 

[bigtomatofarmer]

special requests are possible.

Do you have free wifi?

I like to surf RIU as I wake n bake with breakfast

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

Do you have hot chocolate? I stopped drinking coffee

 

[k-town]

Do you have hot chocolate? I stopped drinking coffee

I was gonna ask about hot chocolate since I don't drink coffee. And I'll take a bud brownie or is that too much chocolate? I think it is just the hot chocolate and some french fries.

What happen to that joint?

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

I was gonna ask about hot chocolate since I don't drink coffee. And I'll take a bud brownie or is that too much chocolate? I think it is just the hot chocolate and some french fries.

What happen to that joint?

I used to drink coffee every morning at work. Then I wanted to stop, but I still felt the urge for a hot drink in the morning, so I started having a cup of hot chocolate every morning instead. Mmmmmm

 

[k-town]

I have one more special request! Can we get a T.V. so I can watch Family Guy? Oh please say yes!

 

[Bookworm]

can you brew a bud-latte since it's got milk in it?

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

I have one more special request! Can we get a T.V. so I can watch Family Guy? Oh please say yes!

I love you man

 

[k-town]

I love you man

The feeling is mutual. You know we got to have some family guy while we sip on hot chocolate and pass the joint back and forth.