JohnnyO's Coffeeshop
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Dr. Greenhorn
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Ask Johnny, I'm sure he knows his customers "rack" by now
Johnnyorganic
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Yes, we have wifi. Otherwise the RIUers would be unable to communicate with one another.Do you have free wifi?
I like to surf RIU as I wake n bake with breakfast
The best in town.Do you have hot chocolate? I stopped drinking coffee
Sigh. I suppose. I'll install a flat screen in the VIP lounge.
I relented on the ovo-lacto issue at the urging of my kitchen manager. He said it would attract more business and he was right.
In other words, yes. The milk is genuine, although there is plenty of soy milk here.
Johnnyorganic
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Today's Specials:
Sweet Tooth
Skunk #1 (Johnny's all-time favorite)
Laughing Buddah
Top Dawg
Amnesia Lemon
Available for a limited time only:
Elvis
Sweet Tooth
Skunk #1 (Johnny's all-time favorite)
Laughing Buddah
Top Dawg
Amnesia Lemon
Available for a limited time only:
Elvis
Johnnyorganic
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Thanks, Chiceh! So glad you could drop in.Nice place you have here
Laughing Buddah and Pepsi coming right up.
Croissants fresh out of the oven.
The Breakfast Special today: Migas!
Scrambled egg (or tofu) sauteed in butter (or oil) with torn strips of corn tortillas, diced onions, sliced chile peppers, diced fresh tomatoes, spices, and cheese (regular or soy).
Served with salsa and pico de gallo.
Chiceh
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SocataSmoker
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I'll take some Laughing Buddah as well! Along with a cup of your finest coffee, black please. 
Johnnyorganic
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I would be remiss if I did not mention Johnny's Wake 'N Bake.
A White Widow pinner served with café cubano.
Blast off!
A White Widow pinner served with café cubano.
Blast off!
Johnnyorganic
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Coming right up! My black coffee will put hair on your chest. And our cups are huge!I'll take some Laughing Buddah as well! Along with a cup of your finest coffee, black please.
Don't forget a tee shirt.
CrackerJax
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Croissant?
Ahem.... how about a mans meal.....
Big spliff of Buddha
Fried catfish
2 eggs over easy
fried pig jowls
grits
with a side of maple syrup.
Coffee..... black
Ahem.... how about a mans meal.....
Big spliff of Buddha
Fried catfish
2 eggs over easy
fried pig jowls
grits
with a side of maple syrup.
Coffee..... black
Johnnyorganic
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Buddah? Can do! The LB is selling well today.Croissant?
Ahem.... how about a mans meal.....
Big spliff of Buddha
Fried catfish
2 eggs over easy
fried pig jowls
grits
with a side of maple syrup.
Coffee..... black
No critters served in this establishment.
Man's meal, let's see. How about Huevos Rancheros?
CrackerJax
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No blood served here? 
Okay ranchos it is.
But look for a bubba bob country breakfast opening up nearby....
Okay ranchos it is.
But look for a bubba bob country breakfast opening up nearby....
Johnnyorganic
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Sorry. This establishment is vegetarian. I relented on the ovo-lacto issue for business reasons.Okay now I am really hungry....Can I have some pemeal bacon (Canadian Back Bacon) and poached eggs on toast? If you have that, lol.
We do offer Light Life Smart Bacon. No dead hogs, but it's pretty good.
Johnnyorganic
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Kind of Blue plays softy in the background.
<JohnnyO grabs the hookah off the shelf and heads for the large round booth in the corner>
Who's up for some Blue Cheese? <JohnnyO loads the bowl>
Time for my breakfast. It's biscuits and gravy for me.
<JohnnyO grabs the hookah off the shelf and heads for the large round booth in the corner>
Who's up for some Blue Cheese? <JohnnyO loads the bowl>
Time for my breakfast. It's biscuits and gravy for me.
CrackerJax
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A pig eats vegetables....that should count for something...!
Johnnyorganic
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Not in this coffeeshop.
How about a big, steaming, cup of Community Coffee with chicory?
Chiceh
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Johnnyorganic
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None taken.Oh my bad, I missed that. I meant no offence with the bacon order
Now playing in the VIP lounge: The Big Lebowski.
<JohnnyO is wearing his Medina Sod team bowling shirt>
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