You know you're stoned when..

[engineeredweed]

You change your bed sheets and end up with the dirty sheets back on the bed..

 

[fly]

when you leave it as long as possible to go to the toilet because the walk up the stairs seems impossible

 

[engineeredweed]

when you keep fucking up your integrals..

 

[Benassi]

You know you're stoned when you forgot how to smoke the bowl and just stare at it...

God I love this new bong, lmao.

 

[Bob Marley Chiefs]

you know your stoned when you create a thread about knowing when your stoned

 

[dgk4life]

u know your stoned when u r trying to find your phone or lighter for any length of time the whole time it is in your hand

 

[Mulltie]

u know your stoned when u come into this thread

 

[lou~dog]

u know your stoned when u r trying to find your phone or lighter for any length of time the whole time it is in your hand

that always happens to me lmao

 

[poplars]

when you put milk in the cupboard, cups in the fridge, and various other things in places they don't belong . . .

 

[trichromalicious]

You know your stoned when your smoking a joint and eating french fries, but then you accidentally eat the joint thinking it was a fry! I was like why does this fry taste like weed? haha Guilty

 

[Zig Zag Zane]

You know your stoned when you start making kool-aid slushees, frying bananas, and marshmallow treats with ANY type of cereal.
haha stoner food.

 

[engineeredweed]

You know you're stoned when you start seeing faint cartoons on your ceiling.

 

[leeny]

You know you're stoned when you start seeing faint cartoons on your ceiling.

oh hell yeah! this shit always happens to me

 

[Left Blank]

You know you're stoned when you go to another room and you forgot what you went there for. I try to avoid going back and backtracking because my wife laughs at me.

 

[Xeno420]

... when you lose you're pipe, bud, or lighter and it's in you're hand the whole time while you search desperately for you're shit.

 

[Xeno420]

You know your stoned when you start making kool-aid slushees, frying bananas, and marshmallow treats with ANY type of cereal.
haha stoner food.

HAHAHA!!! I know that feeling intimately! I start talking about food in such a way that I have heard people's stomachs start to growl and cotton mouthed kids start salivating... TO THE KITCHEN ON A MISSION!

 

[Sittin On A Cloud]

When you forget you have the bong in your hand and start to stretch and pour bong water down your back and head

 

[runthistown18]

1.when your smoking a blunt and all of a sudden zone out a few minutes and forget it still in your hands
2.when you check the door 5-6 times to make sure you locked it
3.when you go to the kitchen to get SOME chips and end up eating 2 bags
4.when someone talking to you and you cant understand shit

 

[Zig Zag Zane]

HAHAHA!!! I know that feeling intimately! I start talking about food in such a way that I have heard people's stomachs start to growl and cotton mouthed kids start salivating... TO THE KITCHEN ON A MISSION!

HAHA yeah bro! Munchies is the one thing that never changes now matter how much you smoke lol I come up with the craziest shit to eat when stoned

 

[MauiLover1]

finish smoking a bong bowl while sleep walking...