how to pass a drug test

bigbudjohn420

bigbudjohn420

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dose anyone know of anyway to pass a drug test in 2 weeks.. with out buying flush kits... i hurd garlic cloves if you eat one and drink a gallon of water it flushes can someone give me some feed back on this or give any ideals:fire:
 
Wikidbchofthewst

Wikidbchofthewst

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I would suggest using the advanced search option to search for answers before posting yet another thread on the topic.

https://www.rollitup.org/search.php?searchid=5035838

Those are the search results for "drug test" 71 threads, 70 not counting yours.

https://www.rollitup.org/search.php?searchid=5035845

Those are the search results for "piss test" 10 threads.

https://www.rollitup.org/search.php?searchid=5035855

"urine test" 15 threads

https://www.rollitup.org/search.php?searchid=5035857

"urinalysis" 1 thread
 
bundahblogger

bundahblogger

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You can't link search terms like that.

Haha, I'm afraid set yourself up on that one, it turns up as "no results for the search"

I had a play with it, I don't know how you link to searches actually...
 
Wikidbchofthewst

Wikidbchofthewst

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bundahblogger said:
You can't link search terms like that.

Haha, I'm afraid set yourself up on that one, it turns up as "no results for the search"

I had a play with it, I don't know how you link to searches actually...
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LOL, they worked when I posted them, I clicked them to check. But so what if they don't work? Oh no, you have to click the advanced search option all by yourself! Poor baby, how WILL you survive? :roll:

My point stands, there are over a hundred threads on this topic. The answers to his question are already out there if he bothered to look.
 
Anjinsan

Anjinsan

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I totally understand the frustration with answering the same thread 14 billion times it seems...but the search function on RIU is THE WORST I have ever encountered.

It seriously blows.
 
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flipsidesw

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Alot of it depends on how much you smoke and how often. Also your metabolism and body type...

I know some things not to do: Dont work out or go running 24-48 hours before you test.. Dont get any message treatments.. These types of things release toxins stored in your body.. Stay away from other smokers,, my room mate just lost her job cause me and her husband smoke all the time and shes around it thus she popped positive for weed..
Sauna is also a bad idea before your test..

Since you got 2 weeks,, get some hydroxycut or ripped fuel something of the sort, and go running and work out.. Increase your water intake of course.. Try drinking 2 full glasses of water with 10 min of waking up.. That will kick start your metabolism into high gear aswell as help flush your system...

Worst comes to worst get a whizzanator,, i have had good luck with that camping kit for making potable water..
 
doc111

doc111

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Anjinsan said:
I totally understand the frustration with answering the same thread 14 billion times it seems...but the search function on RIU is THE WORST I have ever encountered.

It seriously blows.
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I totally agree. You still have to sift through almost as much shit as if you had just randomly started opening threads.
 
Mr.Therapy Man

Mr.Therapy Man

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If you cant qiut get the whizzanater from als.follow instuctions to the letter and use clean urine.Two weeks with plenty of water flushes most people depending on how much you burn and the quality of your smoke
 
bigbudjohn420

bigbudjohn420

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well the last 2 weeks i have smoke 3 times and thats withn a 2 week time... and i am not going to smoke anymore and have not in like 5 days so i think i might okay i am a bigger guy i am 6'3 about 230 lbs and i drink alot of water... so stop smoking is not a hard thing for me to do.... so do you think i will be okay:fire:
 
Mr.Therapy Man

Mr.Therapy Man

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If you have not smoked that much and qiut now, your good.Im a whizz on piss test between pain clinics,methadone clinics and probation twice,Ive figured it out My whizzanator was bought in 1998,Ive been around a lot of people who took urine tests,I was constrution foreman for Fluor Daniels and we starting getting tested in 1987.One of my friends got randomed and he smoked on the way to work that morning and passed it.He had a high matabalism rate.I smoke heavy and it takes me a month.I quit once at the methadone clinic and failed it in 31 days.You will be fine if your not a heavy smoker
 
MartinezTree

MartinezTree

Active Member
Well you shuld just get detox, I dont think anything else works because THC is a fat soluble which means it is stored in your fat, so it seems like alot of exercise would help, but since you do not have much time, go with detox
 
stumps

stumps

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Run your ass off for the next two weeks and drink lots of fluids. sounds like your a light smoker you'll be fine.
 
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flipsidesw

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Why do have to take the UA in the first place.. If its for job were you not monitored the whizanator is your best bet.. You could use condom with some elses urine..

If you 6'3 230lbs i doubt your gonna be able to flush in time...Im not a doctor or anything but ive quite a bit of experience with this subject..

My roomate failed her UA because me and her husband(another roomate) smoke on the daily.. She doesnt smoke at all not ever she hates the way it makes her feel.. Shes got a lil extra around the waste and she tried a 2 week flush with niacin and lots of water.. She also worked a lil here an there... The point is she failed just from second hand smoke...

Fake pee is the way to go man,, unless you only smoked a bowl or something i wouldnt risk it...
 
KolorBlind

KolorBlind

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flipsidesw said:
Why do have to take the UA in the first place.. If its for job were you not monitored the whizanator is your best bet.. You could use condom with some elses urine..

If you 6'3 230lbs i doubt your gonna be able to flush in time...Im not a doctor or anything but ive quite a bit of experience with this subject..

My roomate failed her UA because me and her husband(another roomate) smoke on the daily.. She doesnt smoke at all not ever she hates the way it makes her feel.. Shes got a lil extra around the waste and she tried a 2 week flush with niacin and lots of water.. She also worked a lil here an there... The point is she failed just from second hand smoke...

Fake pee is the way to go man,, unless you only smoked a bowl or something i wouldnt risk it...
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Amen

Fake pee or someones clean pee all the way. Anything else is too risky. If you have a job that randomly pops tests and you are ill prepared...perhaps you deserve to get fired?

Partaking in this habit has its consequences, and you need to be prepared. The last thing we need is another dumb stoner failing a piss test because he actually peed in the cup bongsmilieTHINKINGbongsmilie he would be ok.

So my point is, dont smoke if you arent 100% sure you can somehow pass a test even if its popped at random. Otherwise you are just another statistic that works against the rest of us that have our heads on straight.

Peace and GL
KB
 
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