Lets talk about ways you can tell someone is a new, or experienced smoker.

Sharpies

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I'd say, it takes an experienced smoker to hit a glass bowl of shake with no screen and not suck in any of it.
 

BeavTek

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It takes an experienced smoker to roll a jay with one hand. Newbies roll joints that look like the ones you see on TV. I'm not talking about Pineapple Express or a good stoner movie, but like a cheap, don't do drugs, Tuesday afternoon public service anouncement.
 

Zeplike

Active Member
my friend who has only smoke 4 times before I toked with him and he tried to hit the bong and didn't put hit mouth all the way up to it he was just sucking in air and not ripping the weed. and he does the same thing you talking about :QUOTE:Also, newbies have been amazed by how big and how long I hold each rip in without coughing like crazy:QUOTE:
 

doobnVA

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I'd say, it takes an experienced smoker to hit a glass bowl of shake with no screen and not suck in any of it.
I concur.

Newbie smokers will often times smoke the seeds/stems. They will toss them willy-nilly into the bowl, joint, etc.

Newbie smokers will also overpay for a crappy bag, because they don't know any better.
 

Rivaldmans

Member
I think beginners hits are smaller and the don't seem to be chill bout it. Some of em are really annoying when they get high to..
 

2talljones

Member
if its dirt weed they have only smoked, (my brother), then you show them REAL. weed and the way better high and feel and experience, it blows their mind. this just happened like two hours ago. I love how it opened his eyes.
 

BeavTek

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I am jelous about the newbie high though. I kinda remember getting stoned for hours on small amounts of shit weed, now I can smoke a Jay of bomb kush and be straight in an an hour:cry:
 

kmoo

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I concur.

Newbie smokers will often times smoke the seeds/stems. They will toss them willy-nilly into the bowl, joint, etc.

Newbie smokers will also overpay for a crappy bag, because they don't know any better.
overpaying for shit is also indicative of being in a drought
 

jfgordon1

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Some of em are really annoying when they get high to..
Yeah, but sometimes it's fun. It seems that most of my friends (stoners) don't laugh as much anymore when they get high... Newbies tend to laugh a lot. Which then makes me laugh :mrgreen: ... plus.. when i smoke newbies out.. makes me feel like i accomplished something. :eyesmoke:
 

kmoo

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I am jelous about the newbie high though. I kinda remember getting stoned for hours on small amounts of shit weed, now I can smoke a Jay of bomb kush and be straight in an an hour:cry:
then stop smoking for a few weeks

HAHA just joking, fuck that lol
 

2talljones

Member
I'm new at posting or discussing weed on line, but I Love how there is a huge amount of us out there that understand how great it is to have this gift that we call cannabis in this life that is so short.
 

Sharpies

Well-Known Member
There was this annoying kid that was part of my group of friends. He seemed harmless enough, but he was kinda creepy, and I could tell his goofy attitude was hiding something.

Anyway, I didn't care much for him.


We are all smoking in a college dorm bath room, passing a bowl. I jack up the lighter when he isnt looking. When he takes the bowl and lighter to take a hit, he leans in and the flame jumped up, on the inside of his glasses, and burned his eyebrow. I of course, laughed my ass of while feeling like an ass.

Just felt like sharing that story. Who lights a bowl like that? Weird kid. Do you guys know what I mean? Leaning over the bowl kinda, then lighting the lighter already at the bowl..
 

BeavTek

Well-Known Member
There was this annoying kid that was part of my group of friends. He seemed harmless enough, but he was kinda creepy, and I could tell his goofy attitude was hiding something.

Anyway, I didn't care much for him.


We are all smoking in a college dorm bath room, passing a bowl. I jack up the lighter when he isnt looking. When he takes the bowl and lighter to take a hit, he leans in and the flame jumped up, on the inside of his glasses, and burned his eyebrow. I of course, laughed my ass of while feeling like an ass.

Just felt like sharing that story. Who lights a bowl like that? Weird kid. Do you guys know what I mean? Leaning over the bowl kinda, then lighting the lighter already at the bowl..
HAHAHA, what a newb
 
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