Liberals - I want a divorce

[RickWhite]

American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al.: We have stuck together since the late 1950s, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. ...
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Here is a model separation agreement: Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the American Civil Liberties Union. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the National Rifle Association and the military. You can keep Oprah Winfrey, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood. You can make nice with Iran and the Palestinians, and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security. ...

You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe health care is a luxury and not a right.
We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World . We'll practice trickle-down economics, and you can give trickle-up poverty your best shot.
Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, our flag and our God!
Bo Slendak
Augusta

 

[doobnVA]

American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al.: We have stuck together since the late 1950s, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. ...


Here is a model separation agreement: Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the American Civil Liberties Union. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the National Rifle Association and the military. You can keep Oprah Winfrey, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood. You can make nice with Iran and the Palestinians, and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security. ...

You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe health care is a luxury and not a right.
We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World . We'll practice trickle-down economics, and you can give trickle-up poverty your best shot.
Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, our flag and our God!
Bo Slendak
Augusta

Well, since we are the "bitches" of the relationship (or you make us out to be, anyway) - we'll just take everything.

How's that?

 

[jrh72582]

Oh the melodrama!

 

[NoDrama]

Well, since we are the "bitches" of the relationship (or you make us out to be, anyway) - we'll just take everything.

How's that?

I think they have photo evidence of your infidelities. You probably won't even get to visit the dog.

 

[fitch303]

So a revolution without violence, wheres the fun in that?

 

[doobnVA]

You probably won't even get to visit the dog.

I never cared for "Independents" anyway.

 

[redivider]

American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al.: We have stuck together since the late 1950s, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. ...


Here is a model separation agreement: Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the American Civil Liberties Union. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the National Rifle Association and the military. You can keep Oprah Winfrey, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood. You can make nice with Iran and the Palestinians, and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security. ...

You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe health care is a luxury and not a right.
We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World . We'll practice trickle-down economics, and you can give trickle-up poverty your best shot.
Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, our flag and our God!
Bo Slendak
Augusta

I’ll keep my civil liberties, and any judge and body who will defend them. Since I don’t see a need for a huge military, you can have them. I’ll keep all the entertaining people of the media who do not want to shove their agenda down my throat, but want me to be as happy a human being as I can be. Take the capitalism, the greed, the monopolies and the TOO BIG TO FAIL companies. I’ll keep the mom and pop shops, and the small local banks that if they fail won’t throw my entire economy in the shitter. Go ahead, keep the racists, the thieves, lobbyists and ignorant “leaders”. We can keep the open minds, intellectuals, and empathy. Keep the bilbes, we don’t condone the silencing of science in the name of fantasy. Along with that take abstinence, incest, and polygamist colonies, we’ll keep safe sex, planned-parenthood, and free-love. We’ll keep Hollywood, and all the fame that comes with it.
We’ll just engage with YOUR current enemies and get cheaper resources, more & cheaper oil, and better preparation for the direction the world economy is heading. Keep abusing the peoples of the world, while outsourcing all of your productions, when they shut you out, you will be left alone, with your big ego, and a big useless military.

We’ll take universal health care, and will not talk bad about you when you skip the border to be treated for free, and will not be afraid of showing you that it actually CAN work.


You will be told by FNC that trickle down economics is in place, yet the cost-cutting, price-increasing will continue, we’ll be happy to watch you live a lie. We will thrive in a place where corruption is unnecessary, monopolies will not be permitted, and happiness will be the law of the land.

And you can take the flag, it’s just a symbol, take the name, it’s just a mirage, take your god, he doesn’t exist.

 

[SDSativa]

Then we would just create another mexico in America. The libs wouldn't work, and expect things for free. When they realize that doesn't work, they would just be jumping our borders looking for handouts.

 

[doobnVA]

That was inspiring, redivider.

 

[anthonytaurus]

I think people need to reread the Declaration of Independence and the US Constitution. You don't even have to read the whole thing, just the first few lines of each. Then, you'll understand why republican/conservative ideals are at best traitorous to the nation. "We, the people" voted for this and a lot of change needs to occur to undo all of this madness. It took Clinton 8 years to undo 4 years of Bush and we still weren't done when Bush II came along. Bush II was the worst 8 years in American history. We'll probably need a few decades to pull out of this one. If we kept financial regulations in place, there would be no such thing as banks being too big to fail. Remember, when and more specifically WHY AT&T was broken up? Now, we have these mega banks in our midst, walmarts, and substandard Chinese goods etc etc etc. Bush II literally sent his nation back to the 1920/30s. We're even suffering a "Great Depression" again.

It's sad that people don't understand what Obama is doing. Let me help you understand. He has to stabilize the economy first. Unfortunately, that means saving jobs by saving these mega companies who employ all of these people. Regulations have to be reinstated and then enforced. He hasn't even been in office a full year and people are ready to cash out. Give the man a chance. He won't be able to fix anything even if he gets 2 terms. But, if he had some damn support, he could get things stabilized in that time period. It's not as easy to jump 8 decades forward when you have people fighting progress and losing their spirit. It's going to be a long time before we get back to any kind of glory.

Hopefully, Obama can lead us into some kind of stability. If he's a real liberal/progressive, he'll break up those big companies like AT&T was broken up, bring jobs back to the US through a resurgence in manufacturing, and do it all without destroying the environment in the process. But, damn it, give the muthafucka a chance to get it done. It hasn't even been a full year yet. I think anyone who uses their brain even a little bit knows he's not going to do it all in his term(s). But, he can set the framework into motion.

 

[hanimmal]

Wow.

I still have yet to see anyone of the republicans (aka libertarians + independents) even acknowledge that Obama has done more to give gun rights back to the people than any other president in the last 40 years.

 

[NoDrama]

Wow.

I still have yet to see anyone of the republicans (aka libertarians + independents) even acknowledge that Obama has done more to give gun rights back to the people than any other president in the last 40 years.

so now libertarians and independents are really just republicans? C'mon han that's not true at all and you know it.

I still can't legally Own my Full Auto AK-47 that I took from Iraq in '90. I still have to fill out background checks to purchase a firearm, there's still a waiting period on handguns. Not much has changed there Han, or do you know of some new statutes that Obama has passed that has given us MORE? And if you do would you please list them all so we can see?

I wasn't aware that we lost our rights and were given them back.

 

[hanimmal]

I said more, Obama is the first president to allow more gun rights, under the credit card bill you can now bring guns into state parks. Every other president has taken them away. So he has done more to get you back your rights.

so now libertarians and independents are really just republicans? C'mon han that's not true at all and you know it.

No I do say they are the same. Just like people in the green party are really just democrats. The same partylines that you believe as a libertarian is in line with the republicans. Who do you think they will vote for?

 

[Green Cross]

I'm sure the poster isn't the only disillusioned Obama voter, but you can't fault someone for believing the liberal lies. Welcome back to the real world.

I say we give the libs the California, new York, and most the east coast to the Carolina's, Detroit, and pittsburgh.

They can keep Chicago too, but not the entire state of Il.

 

[hanimmal]

Nah you are the ones that want to leave, so take Tex. Miss. and georgia, we will keep the rest, and all the flags and stuff, you all can run with the rebel flag. After 5 years we will renegotiate with you, if more people wish to go there at that point, we will move to some of the plain red states.

 

[lisasimpson]

glad to let you go ricky. have fun with those sorry ass republican women.... boring...hehe

 

[ViRedd]

Obama has done wonders for causing Americans to exercise their Second Amendment right for sure. Gun and ammunition sales have been off the charts since the election.

 

[mundomania]

Actually you can keep the following: NBC and Hollywood, they would fall under the "greedy CEOs" category. Since your taking Wall Street, we will retain the supply of gold, silver, copper, grains and any other commodity that's useful and has value, after all, your greedy CEO's and wall street will try to find a way of legally stealing them from us. You can keep the federal reserve, as a private company it falls under the "greedy CEO" category. Since your keeping your bibles, I suggest you keep the loud mouth preachers that go along with them. Speaking of loud mouths, you can keep that oxycontin addict, pig faced "man" named Rush.

You can keep prohibition, a creation of your greedy CEOs. Let's see how long it takes for your soldiers to remain on your side!

Finally you can keep your fucken DEA!

 

[NLNo5]

It's funny how mixed up the liberal and conservative values are. It's also funny how we have liberals and conservatives smoking MJ and complaining about each other. The bullshit is just too deep to breath nowadays.

 

[cdrippper2]

Wow.

I still have yet to see anyone of the republicans (aka libertarians + independents) even acknowledge that Obama has done more to give gun rights back to the people than any other president in the last 40 years.

Except that that's not true. read the small arms treaty they are trying to sneakily pass. Hillary Clinton is all too willing to go along with an all-encompassing gun grab which has been the UN’s dream for some time now. In fact, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton just announced the Obama Administration would be working hand in glove with the U.N. to pass a new “Small Arms Treaty.”
IT WOULD ALLOW THE UN TO BAN ANY ALL GUNS FOR NO REASON! First of all, since when the fuck does the UN decided what we, as a sovereign nation, get to do/not do. Fuck the globalists!
Also, has anyone woken up to the fact that republicans, democrats, and so on are all "basically" the same...they blame one another for problems, leap frog over each other with each election, and our situation never gets better. Seems that they are all owned by the same "special" interests....hmmm...The Constitution won't steer you wrong my friends...