The I HATE MY NEIGHBORS GUTS thread:

[BongJuice]

If I was you I'd move out ASAP. I don't need that kind of shit in my life. I got too many other things to worry about.

But thinking about why she's treating you like this could be a number of different reasons.
In this day and age people can do a search on just about anybody.
Maybe she looked you up to see if you have a police record.
And she's doing anything in her power to get you kicked out.

If it was me, I'd place an anonymous call to child and family services that she's neglecting her child. That would make her head spin for awhile.

 

[partyreefer]

i have tried talking to her and i asked why she called the cops and she said... "Oh i knocka on you doo aleas fyve o sic time" BULLSHIT she didnt knock on my door lol... but FUCK your right dude... if she has PPD i dont wanna cause her any more drama... thats like a hugee thing to have to deal with from what i understand. shit mann

 

[partyreefer]

bahaah bong juice can ya message me there number =]! but my record has no felonies, just a few minors.. like little tickets like loitering. i hate loitering tickets... but i cant move!!!! i have a 1 year contract and i just made my boxxxxxxxx!

 

[sunni]

idk my neighbours are all nice

 

[partyreefer]

does anyone else got shit neighbors or am i the only one haha? and to mysticlown you might be right... but i do a pretty goood job when i smoke of hiding the smell... i use hemp line w/ natural wax, and after i hit it i cover bowl with a big lighter, bigger then the bowl/ and theres only one way for smell to go between our apts and its in the bathroom that is always closed and 99% of the time i got a towel under the door too... but my windows on the opposite side of my bedroom so its like really hard for smoke to go that far haha.

 

[BongJuice]

does anyone else got shit neighbors or am i the only one haha? and to mysticlown you might be right... but i do a pretty goood job when i smoke of hiding the smell... i use hemp line w/ natural wax, and after i hit it i cover bowl with a big lighter, bigger then the bowl/ and theres only one way for smell to go between our apts and its in the bathroom that is always closed and 99% of the time i got a towel under the door too... but my windows on the opposite side of my bedroom so its like really hard for smoke to go that far haha.

If apartment living was so great, nobody would own their own home.
But apartment living sucks. Everybody is into everyone elses shit.
Make peace with the bitch or just ignore her until your lease is up.
Or see if your landlord has another apartment that you can transfer your lease too.

 

[420OldSchoolDJ420]

If it was me, I'd place an anonymous call to child and family services that she's neglecting her child. That would make her head spin for awhile.

are you serious? sounds like you have made a few "anonymous" calls yourself.

 

[NoDrama]

Have you tried asking God to smite her?

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

Have you tried asking God to smite her?

lol, I think I like this answer best of all

 

[Johnny Retro]

Fuck you moving out
Make this bitch move out
Say you have class early in the morning and that baby keeps waking you up

 

[GrowTech]

my neighbors don't even speak english. it's awesome...

of course, their wanna-be gangbanger kids concern me... but if they try anything silly round my apartment I can just beat the shit out of them and tell them to back off or worse will come

 

[Louis541]

my neighbors don't even speak english. it's awesome...

of course, their wanna-be gangbanger kids concern me... but if they try anything silly round my apartment I can just beat the shit out of them and tell them to back off or worse will come

Beating up kids is ALWAYS a good idea.

 

[mastakoosh]

haahahaa......we all have those neighbors. mine are man hating lesbian of which one of them is a ftm tranny. they are a couple of miserable people that sulk around their house like a couple of fucking troglodytes bitching about anything they can and blowing things out of proportion.

i had to look up troglodyte-
Troglodytes are described as being shorter than a human, with spindly but muscular arms and squat legs. It also has some lizardman-like traits with a reptilian head and forearms, a spinal crest, and a long, slender tail.
A troglodyte is usually chaotic evil in alignment; they are considered mostly hostile towards humans and other races.
The god of troglodytes is Laogzed.

that is fuckin hilarious.

 

[Thebiglungblowski]

WHAT! You gotta be fucking kidding me!... so is this a troglodyte caught on film??... it fits the description QUITE well check this out... http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80755008/

 

[MexicanWarlord420]

You should sacrifice a small animal, and leave its mutilated remains on her doorstep as a peace offering.

 

[Thebiglungblowski]

its not spam.. did anyone see the video? Anyone have the SLIGHTEST clue as to what that is... real or fake....

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

Someone said it looks like a shaved sheep...or lamb...or whatever. And that's what it's face looks like to me

 

[nickfury510]

i had to look up troglodyte-
Troglodytes are described as being shorter than a human, with spindly but muscular arms and squat legs. It also has some lizardman-like traits with a reptilian head and forearms, a spinal crest, and a long, slender tail.
A troglodyte is usually chaotic evil in alignment; they are considered mostly hostile towards humans and other races.
The god of troglodytes is Laogzed.

that is fuckin hilarious.

yup that sounds about accurate to me.

 

[BongJuice]

are you serious? sounds like you have made a few "anonymous" calls yourself.

Nope, I never have.
But I'm the type of person you don't wanna piss off.
I'll put a reign of terror on your ass that you've never seen before.
I'm a thinker, I think up the most rotten shit to do to people.

But I'm also the nicest guy you'll ever meet also. I'll help you out
when your in need, and I'll always be there when you need a friend.