California Stoner Lingo. WTF?

tinyTURTLE

tinyTURTLE

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stalebiscuit said:
the great state of Georgia

i wouldnt expect yall to understand
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well, allow me to reciprocate the generalization. Not just georgia, but the whole south is nothing but dumb, backwoods rednecks and corrupt racists. even the ones that aren't too dumb can't escape the fact that a southern accent reduces the percieved IQ of the speaker by a good fifty points. you never should have been allowed back into the union.

i wipe my ass with the confederate flag.

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PeachOibleBoiblePeach#1

PeachOibleBoiblePeach#1

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tinyTURTLE said:
well, allow me to reciprocate the generalization. Not just georgia, but the whole south is nothing but dumb, backwoods rednecks and corrupt racists. even the ones that aren't too dumb can't escape the fact that a southern accent reduces the percieved IQ of the speaker by a good fifty points. you never should have been allowed back into the union.

i wipe my ass with the confederate flag.

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I agree, I'm a yankee in the South it aint that bad here, They changed from red to blue.,But NC,SC,Georgia, SUCKS BIG TIME. I say killer weed, Ok shit, or shwag. But I also say killer Dank, for the Bomb.
 
stalebiscuit

stalebiscuit

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tinyTURTLE said:
well, allow me to reciprocate the generalization. Not just georgia, but the whole south is nothing but dumb, backwoods rednecks and corrupt racists. even the ones that aren't too dumb can't escape the fact that a southern accent reduces the percieved IQ of the speaker by a good fifty points. you never should have been allowed back into the union.

i wipe my ass with the confederate flag.

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uhhh, shows what you know friend

thats the stars and bars, its a battle flag

the confederate flag is

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fb/CSA_Flag_2.7.1861-28.11.1861.svg/800px-CSA_Flag_2.7.1861-28.11.1861.svg.png

and whats this you and bringing up the union

maybe what your saying is true..........a hundred years ago

california sucks a fat dick today, most of the south is pretty decent now, atlanta my city, is one of the fastest growing cities in the nation
 
tinyTURTLE

tinyTURTLE

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well, both you and I are glad you are there and I am here.

the confederate flag, or the confederate battle flag.
both should be illegal to fly.

i will say this about atlanta: your city is on the forefront
of municipal water projects. That giant underground water storage
tunnel is a work of genius, though it seems the draught that prompted it's construction
is over. It should serve as a model of initiative for the rest of the country.
having said that...

I think you are being unfair in your judgement of cali.
since your experiences are arguably in the worst parts of the state (don't get me wrong. i was born in SFO. and it is a beautiful city, but it is chock full of freaks).
i also think i should say that i don't really beleive any of that rot i spewed about the south. in reality the worst thing i can say about the south is: fuck all that humidity. but that's my russian blood. if it doesnt snow in the winter you can bet it will get too hot in the summer. that's what i beleive.
 
moonin

moonin

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Well said, do you by chance have a bushy beard, a wife who all ways wears a dress, and have more than one relative in the fishing business?
 
Straight up G

Straight up G

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Yes I am from London [dont know how you knew that] but I have family in Laguna Beach CA and San Rafel SF. I commented on your OP [the only available info at the time] "Cali needs to fall into the river" in other words no-one in this place deserves to live just like you and me and that it should be removed from the earths surface, sanctioned by you in an online forum? Ill get right on it..
 
Azgrow

Azgrow

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If so Texas has a lot to answer for as he is a political thug and a total joke
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why the fuck would the whole of texas have to answer for the stupidity of one man....az
 
Straight up G

Straight up G

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That is not what I mean, never the less he is a product of Texas and his kind of mentality, racism and zenephobia is spread throughout Texas but I am not branding every man woman and child of Texas how could I possibly do that.

Someone needs to end his oil war the man is a piece of shit.
 
laserbrn

laserbrn

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Nah, Texas was just the first group of people stupid enough to elect him.

Being in California I have often times heard of "mid grade" bud referred to as Chron's or Chronic. It's not that it's not good, it's just that it's 1995 good and we want some 2009 shit.

I have also heard the term "kush" used to reference some bomb ass shit, but the last time was probably in 2004ish when the Kush strains were really becoming the popular ones and SoCal really starting seeing a lot of OG Kush.

The reason alot of you guys don't know about this shit is becasue California is where the BOMB shit is. You can't go anywhere else in the world and find bud like you can here. California is a weed Mecca.

I've been quite a few places and I can't think of anywhere else I'd rather live than California. It has it's problems, but the weather is good, the girls are pretty and the weed is DANK. You guys can keep your humidity, shitty weed, crazy rednecks, swamps, tornadoes, hurricanes, snow, and all the other shit you have. Hot bitches, hot tubs and blunts....It's a way of life.
 
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