kp's cloning class, slips made simple....

GoodFriend

GoodFriend

Lumberjack
hmm... i've still never cloned...

so everyone, keep your cloning attempts updated... i gotta choose the best one!


=]
 
Garden Knowm

Garden Knowm

The Love Doctor
DUDE.. i just red this thread.. well not al of it.. BUT some of the KAK squad gotz to lay off of KP.. she has a shite load of posts.. spends a lot of time here.. a lot of people.. like her.. (i love her) and ther needs to be some moderation with the tag teaming on such a MAJOR contributor to the site..


can we chill and only have one person attacking her at a time? or maybe just a kiss and a hand job and we all make up.. :)

SHE contributed a cloning thread... that's it.... would you biotch slap your wife if she made pancakes in the morning? ya feelz me?

PLUS... you goof balls... she is.. she is.... ready for this...
she is the only LADY on the site...

well.. maybe one of 3 ...

this place is a sasauge fest.. lets just chill a bit...

iloveyou
 
Garden Knowm

Garden Knowm

The Love Doctor
oh fook me with a picth fork mate...

i just went back and read the entire thread.. I actually did not see anything nasty that warrented me writing what i did in the above post... I could erase it.. cause you know I am an all mighty mod :) ... but it is good to show you dueche bags that I am aslo... an ass clown that fooks up on a regular bases.. LOL

KP... babe , I love you.. but....I got 20 bucks that says you are premenstral?


now i've really done it! :wall:
 
GoodFriend

GoodFriend

Lumberjack
Garden Knowm said:
oh fook me with a picth fork mate...

i just went back and read the entire thread.. I actually did not see anything nasty that warrented me writing what i did in the above post... I could erase it.. cause you know I am an all mighty mod :) ... but it is good to show you dueche bags that I am aslo... an ass clown that fooks up on a regular bases.. LOL

KP... babe , I love you.. but....I got 20 bucks that says you are premenstral?


now i've really done it! :wall:
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ahahahahha

:o:o:o
 
trapper

trapper

Well-Known Member
the only thing nasty,was dog useing the national plant of ireland as a rooting medium,but then he admitted to haveing some irish blood so it was not an insult,every one here im sure has respect for KP,i just wish she bought her material from the hydro stores and not the flea markets,and i do worry when she messes with electricity,but thats out of love.
 
nongreenthumb

nongreenthumb

Well-Known Member
Garden Knowm said:
DUDE.. i just red this thread.. well not al of it.. BUT some of the KAK squad gotz to lay off of KP.. she has a shite load of posts.. spends a lot of time here.. a lot of people.. like her.. (i love her) and ther needs to be some moderation with the tag teaming on such a MAJOR contributor to the site..


can we chill and only have one person attacking her at a time? or maybe just a kiss and a hand job and we all make up.. :)

SHE contributed a cloning thread... that's it.... would you biotch slap your wife if she made pancakes in the morning? ya feelz me?

PLUS... you goof balls... she is.. she is.... ready for this...
she is the only LADY on the site...

well.. maybe one of 3 ...

this place is a sasauge fest.. lets just chill a bit...

iloveyou
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No one actually made fun at kp, it was all just a laugh and boy did I laugh.

Last night I was watching this thread closely wetting myself with laughing. Be interesting to know how many of these joke ideas for cloning would actually work.

I'm particularly interesting in the spud (potato) idea.
 
skunkushybrid

skunkushybrid

New Member
trapper said:
the only thing nasty,was dog useing the national plant of ireland as a rooting medium,but then he admitted to haveing some irish blood so it was not an insult,every one here im sure has respect for KP,i just wish she bought her material from the hydro stores and not the flea markets,and i do worry when she messes with electricity,but thats out of love.
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Now I'm not Irish, but it still narks me somewhat that you think the potato is Irelands national plant. The only thing the potato has to do with Ireland is when they were so heavily taxed by the English they enetered into what is known today as the Potato Famine. They ate lots and lots of potatoes.

I'm sure the national plant of Ireland is the shamrock.
 
trapper

trapper

Well-Known Member
skunkushybrid said:
Now I'm not Irish, but it still narks me somewhat that you think the potato is Irelands national plant. The only thing the potato has to do with Ireland is when they were so heavily taxed by the English they enetered into what is known today as the Potato Famine. They ate lots and lots of potatoes.

I'm sure the national plant of Ireland is the shamrock.
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did they grow shamrock clones in a spud,i bet they didnt.
 
skunkushybrid

skunkushybrid

New Member
trapper said:
did they grow shamrock clones in a spud,i bet they didnt.
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I doubt it.

OK it's a looooong shot, but it seems reasonable to me that a branch, given the right conditions after falling onto the ground, could take root and grip into the earth. This is no bullshit when I say that my MK cuttings showed first sign of root in 3 days. 72 hours is not long for a clone to survive, manage to draw enough energy to grow root, and WHAM, there you have it.

Cannabis is a very hardy plant, hardier than most. it's sheer will to survive indicates to me that a fallen branch taking root on its own is a... possibility.
 
trapper

trapper

Well-Known Member
skunkushybrid said:
I doubt it.

OK it's a looooong shot, but it seems reasonable to me that a branch, given the right conditions after falling onto the ground, could take root and grip into the earth. This is no bullshit when I say that my MK cuttings showed first sign of root in 3 days. 72 hours is not long for a clone to survive, manage to draw enough energy to grow root, and WHAM, there you have it.

Cannabis is a very hardy plant, hardier than most. it's sheer will to survive indicates to me that a fallen branch taking root on its own is a... possibility.
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people treat their plants with kids gloves,i went to see my two outdoor plants the other day,they have been pelted with freezing rain and strong winds,i thought for sure that after a week of this they would be dead,but no, when i asked how they were doing,they said great,they were more worried about me and my health in this miserable weather,they may be tough,but they are also thoughtful.i might add all the vegatation around them have packed it in,but these guys are holding out to become great smoke,they have alot of pride to go with their courage and sheer will to survive.
 
closet.cult

closet.cult

New Member
kindprincess said:
more a matter of sense. ngt's cloning thread is fine, and goes into more detail. plus, he's here to hold a n00b's hand, and i'm working two jobs almost everyday.

so, this thread is not needed, and probably won't help anyone (esp if they read the thread and not just the first post). i'd delete it myself if i could, but alas...
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i thought it was a fine tutorial. but what do i know.

thanks for the time and effort, kp. :joint:
 
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fdd2blk

Well-Known Member
this is all bullsh*t!!!!!!



remember the cutting i threw on the ground and dumped water on? the same one i put into a bowl of cat food? well...........................that same day i took it out of the cat food and stuck it in one of my flower pots.

here it is................IMG_3187.jpg





















































not a root on it.............................IMG_3188.jpg
 
closet.cult

closet.cult

New Member
fdd, you're making this shit up!?!? is that photoshop? do you live somewhere around the tigris and euphrates river?

ngt is saying there's not enough instructions in kp's thread and fdd says to throw your clone in kitty litter.

dang it all! dang it to heck! :wall:
 
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fdd2blk

Well-Known Member
closet.cult said:
fdd, you're making this shit up!?!? is that photoshop? do you live somewhere around the tigris and euphrates river?

ngt is saying there's not enough instructions in kp's thread and fdd says to throw your clone in kitty litter.

dang it all! dang it to heck! :wall:
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it's been in the soil for over a month and still NO roots. you can't root a branch on the ground. maybe and that's a big MAYBE if conditions were perfect, under some strange "fluke" of nature it MAY happen. maybe if it fell into a babbling brook of bubbly water.....................:mrgreen::peace:


i've tried it.:blsmoke:
 
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fdd2blk

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weirdest part is............it's still growing. fuck if it doesn't have a little bud on it. and yes these are the same cutting.....



sept 14................IMG_2491.jpg.............once again, i took it out of the cat food right after this pic. put it directly into the flower pot. no rooting hormones. just good healthy soil and water.


same cutting today........

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look ma, no roots........

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