Got Any Funny Stories?

lebudy

Member
Hey. My name is Leo and I'm helping to start a site for pure funny stoner comedy. Anyway, one section of the site is going to be devoted to nothing but everyone's funnies stories. I'm looking for people who want to be featured on the debut of the site in a few weeks. So let's hear 'em. What's the funniest thing that's ever happened while you were blazed? And if you want to get recognized for your story, just let me know.

I'm not an unfair person, so here's one of my favorite stories.

So it's about noon on a Wednesday and I'm walking across my college campus heading to class. I just finished killing a nice fat joint and was just starting to feel it. I don't remember most of the walk except that at some point along the way, I ran ran into a friend who invited me to walk with him to the lost and found. I couldn't refuse. So anyway we're walking there and we get to the busiest intersection on campus. As far as I could tell, these cars were flying past at light speed.
So my friend turns to me and he's like, "It pretty busy here, maybe we should cross over at the other intersection."
And I'm like, "Don't worry man! I'm invincible! I just got a magic star!"
Then I started yelling the "Invincibility Star Theme" from Mario as loud as I could and ran across the street. Someone honked at me so I looked at him really seriously and said, "You can't hurt me! I'm invincible!" Then I started cracking up and ran off. Later that night I asked my friend about it and he said he had no idea where I ran to.
Neither do I.

If you want recognition for your story, feel free to leave your name, your school, your hometown or whatever you feel like. I won't be selling you work or anything, we just want fresh material for a new site.

The website will be called tokejoke.com and should be up in the next 3 weeks.

Thanks for the contributions.
 

fdd2blk

Well-Known Member
Hey. My name is Leo and I'm helping to start a site for pure funny stoner comedy. Anyway, one section of the site is going to be devoted to nothing but everyone's funnies stories. I'm looking for people who want to be featured on the debut of the site in a few weeks. So let's hear 'em. What's the funniest thing that's ever happened while you were blazed? And if you want to get recognized for your story, just let me know.

I'm not an unfair person, so here's one of my favorite stories.

So it's about noon on a Wednesday and I'm walking across my college campus heading to class. I just finished killing a nice fat joint and was just starting to feel it. I don't remember most of the walk except that at some point along the way, I ran ran into a friend who invited me to walk with him to the lost and found. I couldn't refuse. So anyway we're walking there and we get to the busiest intersection on campus. As far as I could tell, these cars were flying past at light speed.
So my friend turns to me and he's like, "It pretty busy here, maybe we should cross over at the other intersection."
And I'm like, "Don't worry man! I'm invincible! I just got a magic star!"
Then I started yelling the "Invincibility Star Theme" from Mario as loud as I could and ran across the street. Someone honked at me so I looked at him really seriously and said, "You can't hurt me! I'm invincible!" Then I started cracking up and ran off. Later that night I asked my friend about it and he said he had no idea where I ran to.
Neither do I.

If you want recognition for your story, feel free to leave your name, your school, your hometown or whatever you feel like. I won't be selling you work or anything, we just want fresh material for a new site.

The website will be called tokejoke.com and should be up in the next 3 weeks.

Thanks for the contributions.

um sorry, pot isn't like that. :roll:
 

MediMaryUser

Well-Known Member
Hey. My name is Leo and I'm helping to start a site for pure funny stoner comedy. Anyway, one section of the site is going to be devoted to nothing but everyone's funnies stories. I'm looking for people who want to be featured on the debut of the site in a few weeks. So let's hear 'em. What's the funniest thing that's ever happened while you were blazed? And if you want to get recognized for your story, just let me know.

I'm not an unfair person, so here's one of my favorite stories.

So it's about noon on a Wednesday and I'm walking across my college campus heading to class. I just finished killing a nice fat joint and was just starting to feel it. I don't remember most of the walk except that at some point along the way, I ran ran into a friend who invited me to walk with him to the lost and found. I couldn't refuse. So anyway we're walking there and we get to the busiest intersection on campus. As far as I could tell, these cars were flying past at light speed.
So my friend turns to me and he's like, "It pretty busy here, maybe we should cross over at the other intersection."
And I'm like, "Don't worry man! I'm invincible! I just got a magic star!"
Then I started yelling the "Invincibility Star Theme" from Mario as loud as I could and ran across the street. Someone honked at me so I looked at him really seriously and said, "You can't hurt me! I'm invincible!" Then I started cracking up and ran off. Later that night I asked my friend about it and he said he had no idea where I ran to.
Neither do I.

If you want recognition for your story, feel free to leave your name, your school, your hometown or whatever you feel like. I won't be selling you work or anything, we just want fresh material for a new site.

The website will be called tokejoke.com and should be up in the next 3 weeks.

Thanks for the contributions.


hahhahahah i didnt even read this til right now i just saw a funny video and wanted to post a thread but didnt feel like it so i searched google funny thread rollitup
 

juststartin

Well-Known Member
your site will be a great way to keep the haters hating with stories like that.

will be good site for a parent to stumble across if they are researching cos they found out their child smokes ganja and thinks that your story is what happens after a joint.

wow
 

Soulreapier

Active Member
I know this post is almost a year old but I had to say something...The dudes a cop. His Name is L.E.O. He's asking for names and schools and addresses. He's got a notion that weed is some crazy drug that makes you hallucinate and instantly loose your memory. Fucking Pigs!!
 
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