Sucking your oun member

[stupid]

How many people on RIU can blow themselves?

I cant. If I had 2 more inches I could get the tip in.


BAHAHAHAHHA

 

[DSB65]

Maybe then you can fuck yourself to

 

[howhighru]

why would you ask such a fucked up question man??you cant get a girl to do it for ya..haha

 

[sqhschief]

why would you ask such a fucked up question man??you cant get a girl to do it for ya..haha

Wtf... this is weird.

 

[morgentaler]

Dear Abby,
The sad thing is, not matter how many gifts I send myself, flowers, furs, cars... I just can't get myself to swallow.

Signed,
Salty Dog

 

[k-town]

LMAO! All I can do is laugh at this

 

[stupid]

Dear Abby,
The sad thing is, not matter how many gifts I send myself, flowers, furs, cars... I just can't get myself to swallow.

Signed,
Salty Dog

bahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaa

 

[smoker toker]

lmfao... man the day just started... wonder how many people on RIU today is gonna tear this thread to peices

Smoker Toker

 

[Green Cross]

If I could I'd never leave the house lol

 

[Joe Camel]

Yeah I can!

I dont even have to bend down to reach it.
I just drive down the road sucking myself off to amuse other drivers

 

[nuera59]

''SUCK YOURSELF OFF!!!!! ?''
Nasty

 

[snail240]

Better question would be "Have you ever kissed a chick right after she swallowed your load?" Seems more valid and up to date with the times.

 

[krustofskie]

Aw come on, the reason people don't is cos they cant. Those who can probably do. Most not big enough or flexible enough, personally I am both. Heard the age old saying :-

Q: Why does a dog lick its balls


A: Because it can

 

[klmmicro]

Uuuuh, I probably could have when I was younger. Just not that flexible anymore. Not thinking that I actually would even if I thought that I could. That is my GF's area of expertise...and I like it that way.

What made you think of it in the first place?

 

[DEVO]

suddenly i here two voices in my head upon reading this.
the first says "RUN get out of this post its fucking SICK".............but the other is saying

"Man, if I could learn that...
If someone told me to go fuck myself, I'd put on a show"

hmmmm maby i should not have smoked that dank .......then again i may need to grow more hehe

 

[anhedonia]

Aw come on, the reason people don't is cos they cant. Those who can probably do. Most not big enough or flexible enough, personally I am both. Heard the age old saying :-

Q: Why does a dog lick its balls


A: Because it can

Thats funny. This thread made me remember a porno at the store I worked at had titled simply,"Because They Can."

 

[stupid]

I don't know. It would be cool if I could

 

[anhedonia]

Wouldnt it be kinda gay though?

 

[Leothwyn]

Maybe a little gayer than giving yourself a handjob?

 

[anhedonia]

Time to invest in another rubber pussy.