Anyone Have A Stalker?

[Green Cross]

Simple; get a restraining order

 

[2much]

thats me, but wtf? old guy? 53 yrs young bro

 

[Pnuggle]

thats me, but wtf? old guy? 53 yrs young bro

haha hell yeah man, a pirate looks at 40, I know you know that

MOTHER MOTHER OCEAN

 

[2much]

introduce her to a young nephew, 2 birds 1 stone. get yer nephew laid and her out of your hair

 

[Louis541]

introduce her to a young nephew, 2 birds 1 stone. get yer nephew laid and her out of your hair

Then you have to explain to your sister why her son's dick got diseased and fell off...

 

[Benassi]

It's only illegal if you get caught...

 

[josh b]

i have a stalker to lol sum girl on college bus like knew to the college always saves me a space? askss me for my number like within 5 mins of meeting her shes well fit nd that but noooooooooooo she wnt leave me alone and ima feel bad if isay to her infront of like 50 people "go away let me mong in peace bitch"

 

[IAm5toned]

next time she calls tell her you had a fantasy about having a threesome with her and her stripper mom, then ask her if shes up for it
she wont call back

 

[gogrow]

next time she calls tell her you had a fantasy about having a threesome with her and her stripper mom, then ask her if shes up for it
she wont call back

either way it turns out, this scenario sounds badass