Weirdest Sexual Request You Got?

russ0r

russ0r

The russ0r
aeroponics said:
LOL this one girl mind you it was the first time i fucked her. we were on the h floor and im fucking the shit out of her and she is like come on harder... so im doin it pretty much as hard as I can and she is like dead serious not even enjoying it that much.... HARDER harder... "come on I no you can fuck me harder" not to mention im pretty built and a pretty big guy. 6 foot 220.... so I am smashing this bitch with all my might it actually hurts my dick im getting rug burn im pulling my dick out right untill the head is like out of the pussy and then im ramming it full speed hard as I can as if man kind depended on me fucking her as hard as I could lol this went on for about twenty minutes and im sweating like a pig and had to stop the next day I could barely walk...Bruises on my thighs rug burn. and my dick hurt to touch or get hard it was pretty crazy... and it may not sound like much but it was crazier than the girls who wanted me to piss lol
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i don't think you're member was big enough for her bud :/

FilthyFletch said:
I got these beat. 19 years old I always had tons of female kickin it buddies.I also always had tons of weed go figure lol anyways My friend has this party house so about 40 of us were there drinking and shit so I ggot out a 1/2 b and welll made the party fun then very sleepy.Its all dark music is playing some nice marley black lighs on and few girls and me are smoking away we were blowed had t have been about retarded from smoking.We kinda feel alsleep on the couch me and 4 girls.I remembered feeling something kinda rubbing on my leg and thigh and in my head I was just figuring it was them as we had all had fun together before I kinda opened my eyes in a high state and saw it was 2 other girls moms who had showed up at the party.Ok first off I wqas freaked as I had a qp on a tray I fell asleep with on my lap 4 partially naked girls sleeping on me and I wake up to 2 moms I knew granted they were single moms and hot like thier daughters.They knew me and I had a rep around to be who you found to get herbs.They made me get up and I thought I was in some trouble for getting everyone high and unconscious.They just walked in the house since the door wasnt locked and they knew it was a party house.Well long story short they wanted weed for free and I wasnt really wanting to give it up so basically I got molested by both until I said Id smoke with them upstairs.Hand to god that was my first threesome with the mothers of girls I had also slept with in 3 some too lol.So basically I had already had 3 some with these 2 moms daughters which was fun and then they had thier way with me.I was so high and my mind was so not processing what was happening but I fucking smile stayed on my face the whole time switching doggy style back and forth.That was agreat aprty and was well woth the weed lol
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ORECAL

ORECAL

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i have never gotten a weird sexual request. i always seem to end up with boring girls that just want me to do all the work.... I'm the one trying to add new shit to the sex, but it never works..... apparently I'm not very good at finding the nymphos
 
Mauihund

Mauihund

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mastakoosh said:
once i had a girl give me oral and kept trying to get near or play with my rectum lol. i said no no baby, koosh dont get down like that. she was actually an ex friends woman at the time and told me and all my boys that her man liked her to finger his butt lol...ewww. we would always get baked and laugh about it.....saying his farts always sounded funny, like bllllllloooommmpphhh with a bubble bursting sound at the end. like bllllooooomph-POPwhoosh hahahaha.
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Oh, damn! Laughed so hard, almost wet myself.
 
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sunshine17542

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Someone wanted to watch me pee. lol I thought it was quite odd. My friend donnie was asked to take a shit on someone lmao how nasty.
 
Mauihund

Mauihund

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Back in the late 70's, a guy who was the lead entertainment for Don Ho was giving me rides to the Royal Hawaiian where I worked. One day he tells me he can get me weed, coke, anything. But he wanted to suck my dick, first.

I don't know. Maybe if he didn't make me feel so cheep by putting it that way...? :razz:
 
sip166

sip166

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some chick wanted to put a strap on on and fuck my friend in the ass. i laughed so hard when he told me
 
ironheadxl

ironheadxl

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i used to "date this girl in college, date as in go out and eat something after fucking for hours then get back to it, loved her. anyways she had a girlfriend a very sexy tattoo'd punk hottie. SO we had this arrangement due to the fact we worked opposite hours her girlfriend and i. I would sleep with X while Y was out working and later when i was gone Y would get to have her girl on girl wrestle mania. Z the object du jour would sneek in sleep inbetween rounds. Did five months like that never did get the two of them though but a very nice time to have enjoyed bfore moving west.:mrgreen:
 
Dr. Greenhorn

Dr. Greenhorn

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this hot chick I used to date always asked if she could put her finger in my ass when I cum,, I said sure, if you lick your finger after. she always said okay. but I always told her fuck that! exit only!!:cuss: but she was a freak.... damn, I miss her:lol:
 
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cloned

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lots of women have the rape fantasy. go all out, but have a word that the both of you know. thats the word that means stop. and ya better stop.
 
Anonymiss1969

Anonymiss1969

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There was a girl that I dated for a while and then broke up with. About a month later we started having "casual sex"... usually when I got wasted and called her at 2 in the morning. One night I was shit faced drunk... Showed up there and we fucked and after we were done I passed out. I later woke up and we were fucking again so I just thought, "oh sweet" and got to it. The next morning she said that she woke up in the middle of the night and I was hard so she just kinda scooted up to my dick and got it inside of here and started goin at it... It was pretty great.
 
skywalker39963

skywalker39963

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aeroponics said:
LOL this one girl mind you it was the first time i fucked her. we were on the h floor and im fucking the shit out of her and she is like come on harder... so im doin it pretty much as hard as I can and she is like dead serious not even enjoying it that much.... HARDER harder... "come on I no you can fuck me harder" not to mention im pretty built and a pretty big guy. 6 foot 220.... so I am smashing this bitch with all my might it actually hurts my dick im getting rug burn im pulling my dick out right untill the head is like out of the pussy and then im ramming it full speed hard as I can as if man kind depended on me fucking her as hard as I could lol this went on for about twenty minutes and im sweating like a pig and had to stop the next day I could barely walk...Bruises on my thighs rug burn. and my dick hurt to touch or get hard it was pretty crazy... and it may not sound like much but it was crazier than the girls who wanted me to piss lol
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same thing went down when i banged my friends cousin she was a ho bag
 
morgentaler

morgentaler

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skywalker39963 said:
same thing went down when i banged my friends cousin she was a ho bag
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It must be that! That you can't get the women off because they're whores!

Maybe both you guys don't have dicks as big as you thought, and the guys those girls used to have sex with were a hell of a lot bigger than you.

If you can't get the job done with your dick, switch up your game.

You guys must have some humility left though, if you can tell the internet you weren't cut out for the job :P

:mrgreen:
 
Woodstock.Hippie

Woodstock.Hippie

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One of my girlfriends used to like to clean things up with her tongue.
That was nice.

Some folks like to look at feet, others like to show off their emperor shoes.
 
SmokeyMcChokey

SmokeyMcChokey

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wow. well no rape scenarios for me. an ex once asked for me to cum into a cup so she could keep it... needless to say i figured nothing good could come out of her having a cup o jizz ( she was a hellacious practical joker). i still to this day have n o clue why she wanted my baby batter but that struck me as odd.
 
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