I just got straight jacked

Bookworm

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So I was walking home with one of my friends from a party, and he's got his cigs, I've got an 8th on me. Neither one of us has a lighter. So he asks this random dude on the street if he's got a lighter. The guy does.
So he light's my boy's cig and it's cool.

This is where I make my biggest mistake.

"Wow, thanks man."
him: "you know, I really wish I had some trees."
"I got those trees."
him: "for real?"
"yeah, I got an even 8th in my pocket."
him: "lemme see it."
"not here."

so then I try to go over to a friend's house to show him the stuff, but he doesn't want to. so my dumbass decides to go along with his plan because I want to make an easy $10. So I show him the 8th. He pockets it.

I ask for cash. "hold on, I got it in my car"

I ask for it back.

he declines.

I start to get nervous, I'm not a big guy, and my boy's too drunk to be any use. He wanders off. I get hella nervous. I get in his face and ask for my 8th back. The two guys (he had a friend, but he was like silent bob) quicken their pace, and get to their car.

yo, you got that cash now?

VROOM.

YO!

SCREEEEECH!!!

FUCK!!!!!!

basically, a mexican dude with a well trimmed beard, real smooth talking, about 5'11, and his friend, 6', 6'1 or so brazilian looking guy.

San Jose area, drive an older brown sedan, might've been a mercury. It was the older crown vic style of car, with the big long hood and long ass trunk, sharp corners. I believe it was brown and cream exterior, pretty ratty interior. Early 90s or late 80s probably, plate started with 4.

These fools straight jacked me.

And I'm pissed.
 

GrowTech

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i almost got into a fist fight with two mexican dudes today... some people need to lay off the tecate. :lol:
 

spliffendz

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sorry to hear homie. don't worry, hopefully somewhere down the road, someone did a drive-by shooting on them....
 

Bookworm

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yeah. I can eat this loss. It'll be alright, but FUCK!!!!!!!

I feel so.......violated. Cause I'm a really trusting person, I just like to assume that people are nice. I also had a drink dumped on me earlier in the night.
 

GrowTech

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yeah. I can eat this loss. It'll be alright, but FUCK!!!!!!!

I feel so.......violated. Cause I'm a really trusting person, I just like to assume that people are nice. I also had a drink dumped on me earlier in the night.
Maybe you need to analyze the situations you're putting yourself into... I'm sure doing a few things differently tonight probably would have promised a different ending to the night.
 

Bookworm

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Maybe you need to analyze the situations you're putting yourself into... I'm sure doing a few things differently tonight probably would have promised a different ending to the night.
definitely. I should be glad that all I lost was a small sack. no cash lost, no life or limb lost.

worse things definitely could've happened.

Honestly, I think they wanted to straight rob me cause they wanted me to "drive around the corner" with them. I knew I wasn't getting in the car with them. No way.
 

Wikidbchofthewst

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yeah. I can eat this loss. It'll be alright, but FUCK!!!!!!!

I feel so.......violated. Cause I'm a really trusting person, I just like to assume that people are nice. I also had a drink dumped on me earlier in the night.
Awww bookworm that fucking sucks :sad:

lol, I'm sorry, but the "I feel so....violated" made me giggle. But I know what you mean, I like to trust people until they give me a reason not to.

Why'd you get a drink dumped on you?
 

Bookworm

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Awww bookworm that fucking sucks :sad:

lol, I'm sorry, but the "I feel so....violated" made me giggle. But I know what you mean, I like to trust people until they give me a reason not to.

Why'd you get a drink dumped on you?
one of my housemates was just shitfaced and dumped it on me because I was "too dry." totally caught me off guard
 

GrowTech

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A few years ago I got into a car with a couple of people I didn't know... did some coke with them, and then they turned around and told me that they were cops. :lol:
 

The Real Peter Parker

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A few years ago I got into a car with a couple of people I didn't know... did some coke with them, and then they turned around and told me that they were cops. :lol:
That's what a real oh, shit moment is.

Did they turn out to really be cops, or were they fucking around.

[This is called "the" joke]
Sometimes I pull out my gun and point it skyward when I'm with a whole bunch of my 'crew' my best friends, and someone who doesn't know a lot of the crew too well. If someone tells a joke I say, "Do you all wanna hear another one?" and the homies know what that means. We have this stuff down to a science. I pull out my gun, say get on the ground, you're all under arrest, and alot of my good friends start saying oh shit oh shit, the government's gonna cut my loans, and the one who brings in the newbie of the circle starts apologizing for narcing on him but he's gotta stay out of prison, then the joke's over and they are officially 'initiated.' Pretty horrible joke, but it's happened to me before.
 
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