Men drinking Jello Shots.

The Real Peter Parker

The Real Peter Parker

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Call me a fag now if you're going to. For some reason, my roomate and a close friend of both ihs and mine decided to make Jello shots for when their girlfriends come down on Saturday. Well we 3 started drinking them tonight, and I actually got fucked up off of "small packet of Jello, 1 cup water, 1 cup everclear 190 proof liquor." We drank about a fifth and a half of a fifth of 95% alcohol between 3 dudes, and I'm relatively fucked up off of this alcohol in Jello shots [which we have to make more of for tomorrow for these 2 chicks coming down...] but I'm going to say at this point, Jello shots made with everclear [and yet mixed strong even when mixed strong with regular vodka] are a manlier twist on a woman's drink.
 
Dank Hill

Dank Hill

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I don't think jello shots revoke your mancard.. Especially when filled with something as powerful as everclear. I would rather be mixing drinks of whiskey, but i don't mind some jello shots every now and then..
 
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DeksMP1

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jello shots are begging for a hangover. so much sugar. i dont think they're a woman drink. everyone loves jello!
 
c5rftw

c5rftw

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jello shots are a way to make drinking or consuming alcohol to a manner, which it isn't hard or bad tasting to drink or slurp, an easy/simple way to get a hard drink down your throat ... this is a pussy ass drink IMO... lol, I'd rather drink EL Patron room temp..... I am no way saying i wouldn't drink one right now, but the whole point of a jello shot IMO is to get girls(inexperienced drinking girls, I.E., young girls) to drink shots which they normally wouldn't, but now they are "fun" and not bad tasting/harsh, now guys(that feel like that need to) can get em drunk... LOL... you know its the truth
 
HowardWCampbell

HowardWCampbell

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Jello shots with girls is alright. No man card suspension.

Jello shots at home with a bunch of guys...Umm...Kinda gay, not that there's anything wrong with that.

But if I was on probation, and was hanging out with my buddies while making jello shots to share with my gf the next night, I could see how the tray of shots could end up being consumed. :lol:

As long as you guys don't turn this in to a every week, friday night, men only, jello party you should be ok. ;-)
 
KaleoXxX

KaleoXxX

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HowardWCampbell said:

As long as you guys don't turn this in to a every week, friday night, men only, jello party you should be ok. ;-)
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AH ha hah hahahahahahahahah thats some funny shit right there, +reps for making me laugh

i dont think theres anything non-masculine about drinking a few jello shots. id lie a jello shot here and there and i can take the shot out of a womans clevage its even better

so ya dont feel gay or less manly just cuz you drank some jello

and seriosly man, you should find a girl for you to go to this gathering. its gonna suck bad when your all drunk off jello and you can hear the sounds of your buddies shacking up with there ladies, and your alone jerking it and drinkin more jello
 
The Real Peter Parker

The Real Peter Parker

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You dudes are all harsh as fuck. Flaming the shit out of me. Like I said, my roommate [a moderately experienced drinker] and my close friend [who is a very inexperienced drinker] chose to make Jello shots. I tried gently telling them that there has to be something for us, but they wanted to make quantity Jello shots and drink them us dudes anyways. I've got 5 months of alcoholism under my belt, I consider myself an experienced drinker ha ha. A half gallon of Southern Comfort for every 48 hours per myself was the regular. Weekdays included. Drunk working at Taco Bell, drunk driving around hanging out with friends, drunk chillin' at home alone...

So I felt that this was a really gay night last night.

Worse yet, UPDATE!, we made a lot more Jello shots for tonight, when my roommate's GF, and my friend's GF is coming in around 10 [it's 7:48 pm now here in the midwest] BUT at work at JC Penney today, this hot chick said she would come by. I am to go pick her up in my car, and she already said she planned on staying the night. And I hate to admit this here, this chick is not a chick, she's a milf. She has a fucking 10 year old, she's 29[and I'm 18]. And pretty straightforwardly said that we were gonna fuck tonight.

Oh God, what am I doing??? Well... at least I'll be drunk [I bought a fifth of Admiral Nelson that no one else knows about (yet)] (Admiral Nelson is a cheap version of 'Captain Morgan') but believe it or not, my roommate and this other guy, plan on getting drunk off of Jello shots with the girls. How fucked up is that? They are bitches.
 
The Real Peter Parker

The Real Peter Parker

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The Real Peter Parker said:
I'm relatively fucked up off of this alcohol in Jello shots [which we have to make more of for tomorrow for these 2 chicks coming down...] but I'm going to say at this point, Jello shots made with everclear [and yet mixed strong even when mixed strong with regular vodka] are a manlier twist on a woman's drink.
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I admit now, I edited the last little part of the OP for better wording to get across what I really meant. I was double vision making that post...
 
HowardWCampbell

HowardWCampbell

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The Real Peter Parker said:
Worse yet, UPDATE!, we made a lot more Jello shots for tonight, when my roommate's GF, and my friend's GF is coming in around 10 [it's 7:48 pm now here in the midwest] BUT at work at JC Penney today, this hot chick said she would come by. I am to go pick her up in my car, and she already said she planned on staying the night. And I hate to admit this here, this chick is not a chick, she's a milf. She has a fucking 10 year old, she's 29[and I'm 18]. And pretty straightforwardly said that we were gonna fuck tonight.
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Stock up on the trojans and have at it. Sounds like she's just out for a good time. And at 18 she may teach you a thing or two.;-)
 
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Michael Phelps

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Peter Parker where to you go to school? You are always tellin these crazy storys about shit happening in your dorm, the dorms out here are anal as fuck and you cant have any fun. If you get caught drinkin your gone.
 
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Kodank Moment

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Where do we sign up for said "Men Only Jello Shots Party"?

jkjk.

Parker my man...tap that milf ass...put her ass on top..let her show you whats up..dont get to drunk mate. In all seriousness...whiskey dick will scare this lady off. So have like 4 or 5 shots then bounce to the bedroom. Put a finger in her butt for everyone here at rollitup. Lol...

IMPORTANT EDIT: Get a pick of this milf with you and yourself...timestamped. You can blur your face for sketchyness reasons. Just say hey lets take a picture for myspace or your porn site etc..then show us mate.
 
The Real Peter Parker

The Real Peter Parker

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Kodank Moment said:
Where do we sign up for said "Men Only Jello Shots Party"?

jkjk.

Parker my man...tap that milf ass...put her ass on top..let her show you whats up..dont get to drunk mate. In all seriousness...whiskey dick will scare this lady off. So have like 4 or 5 shots then bounce to the bedroom. Put a finger in her butt for everyone here at rollitup. Lol...

IMPORTANT EDIT: Get a pick of this milf with you and yourself...timestamped. You can blur your face for sketchyness reasons. Just say hey lets take a picture for myspace or your porn site etc..then show us mate.
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Her kid was sick. Now I'm alone. My roommate's GF has a friend though. She should be coming by in about a half hour. And I never get whiskey dick. Down to fuck all day every day. Though Southern Comfort did have a quality effect, it wasn't that noticeable. Well ok... Yeah it was definitely a case of whiskey dick, but not that bad. This is a situation form the past and from now. Fuck I can't figure it out. Well I'm gonna cut the computer and enjoy myself hopefully, wish me luck all.
 
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