the 100 dollar doobie

[tahoe58]

yea really eh...how about some compassion for us lesser enabled folks!

wtf fdd, the one day i'm out most of the day, you have to get the $100 doobie. wtf

 

[Kant]

well see the thing is, i usually lurk on riu most of the day. i put in my 2 cents now and a again. today i had to work my ass off so i could spend it scoping out riu and knowing my luck something like this would happen.

 

[mastakoosh]

does the terminatiore like the ganga?

i saw an old pic of him hitting a joint. iz not a tumerrr!!!

 

[Kant]

could you imagine that doobie if it was drizzled with honey oil? i kinda wanna make one...but that requires learning how to make hash properly and honey oil...in general.

 

[tckfui]

cool... that would be nuts... smoking with arnald.. hahaha... hed be like I am too high man!! I got to eat some CANDYY!!
mmmm hunny oil hash and grade A weed... that would be one crazy party... HT just said that in the bible there are instructions on making honey oil... I'm going to go check...

 

[fdd2blk]

5 hours, 4 people later........

 

[Kant]

damn. you guys barely dented that thing. IT'S A MONSTER.

 

[Kant]

did it have honey oil in it like you told us it would?

 

[fdd2blk]

did it have honey oil in it like you told us it would?

i was mistaken. thank god.

 

[Kant]

you should add some

 

[fdd2blk]

you should add some

you're a towel!!!!

 

[Kant]

i'm a bat that'll use the towel to scoop up the rest of that doobie

 

[tckfui]

thats a good plan... except the part where the towel smokes it before you land... hey... I always wanted to ask a bat this... how when youre all having a big flying bat party, how do you tell your sonar from another bats sonar? how you doin that? dont you just hear all this screatching and crash into everyone?

 

[Kant]

it's actually rather simple. how do you tell your voice from everyone else's? slightly different pitches....that and there are some bats that just don't shut up...they're always getting a nose job or a wing job or something like that.

 

[mastakoosh]

and flashing their crotches to the paparazzi and carrying little yappy dogs with pink sweaters and diamond necklaces.^^^^

 

[tckfui]

crazy bats... spending all there mony on childsupport when they cant afford food..

 

[tckfui]

what?!?! that isn't what I ment to say... this is what I ment to say... crazy bats... always spending all their moneys on plastic surgery, when they cant afford childsuport?... how do you hear youre scretch over everyone elses? arent they aall rarara in youre ear?

 

[Lacy]

LMAO!!!!!!! See a smart bud bat too.

umm...a what job???

it's actually rather simple. how do you tell your voice from everyone else's? slightly different pitches....that and there are some bats that just don't shut up...they're always getting a nose job or a wing job or something like that.

 

[Kant]

they just eat and squeak. that's all they do. then one day they come home with a the batman logo tattooed on their wing. *sigh* kids these days.

 

[Kant]

LMAO!!!!!!! See a smart bud bat too.

umm...a what job???

hahaha.

i didn't notice that when i wrote it hahaha.

my initial intention was they get things all stretch taut but now, hmmmmmm...