the 100 dollar doobie

Kant

Kant

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well see the thing is, i usually lurk on riu most of the day. i put in my 2 cents now and a again. today i had to work my ass off so i could spend it scoping out riu and knowing my luck something like this would happen.
 
Kant

Kant

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could you imagine that doobie if it was drizzled with honey oil? i kinda wanna make one...but that requires learning how to make hash properly and honey oil...in general.
 
tckfui

tckfui

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cool... that would be nuts... smoking with arnald.. hahaha... hed be like I am too high man!! I got to eat some CANDYY!!
mmmm hunny oil hash and grade A weed... that would be one crazy party... HT just said that in the bible there are instructions on making honey oil... I'm going to go check...
 
tckfui

tckfui

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thats a good plan... except the part where the towel smokes it before you land... hey... I always wanted to ask a bat this... how when youre all having a big flying bat party, how do you tell your sonar from another bats sonar? how you doin that? dont you just hear all this screatching and crash into everyone?
 
Kant

Kant

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it's actually rather simple. how do you tell your voice from everyone else's? slightly different pitches....that and there are some bats that just don't shut up...they're always getting a nose job or a wing job or something like that.
 
mastakoosh

mastakoosh

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and flashing their crotches to the paparazzi and carrying little yappy dogs with pink sweaters and diamond necklaces.^^^^
 
tckfui

tckfui

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what?!?! that isn't what I ment to say... this is what I ment to say... crazy bats... always spending all their moneys on plastic surgery, when they cant afford childsuport?... how do you hear youre scretch over everyone elses? arent they aall rarara in youre ear?
 
Lacy

Lacy

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LMAO!!!!!!! See a smart bud bat too.

umm...a what job???:-|:oops:
Kant said:
it's actually rather simple. how do you tell your voice from everyone else's? slightly different pitches....that and there are some bats that just don't shut up...they're always getting a nose job or a wing job or something like that.
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Kant

Kant

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they just eat and squeak. that's all they do. then one day they come home with a the batman logo tattooed on their wing. *sigh* kids these days.
 
Kant

Kant

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Lacy said:
LMAO!!!!!!! See a smart bud bat too.

umm...a what job???:-|:oops:
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hahaha.

i didn't notice that when i wrote it hahaha.

my initial intention was they get things all stretch taut but now, hmmmmmm...
 
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