this thread is a failure.
1) whatever slang term you have for your guitar means absolutely nothing in terms of your ability to play it. you can call a car a donut, and it doesn't make you a better driver
2) arguing over musical preference is idiotic. so you like lemons, and he likes limes- who gives a fuck. a bands success is measured in sales, and people don't generally buy crappy music. so with that said, a more popular band is more successful, and on paper is a better band.
your preference is what sets apart "awesome bands on paper" and "awesome bands" - you don't have to like what everyone else likes, but don't be a nazi and say that ONLY the music YOU like is good.
definition of music: an artistic form of auditory communication incorporating instrumental or vocal tones in a structured and continuous manner.
whether or not it is GOOD or BAD music is up to you, and arguing over who is the better musician, band, etc is as irrelevant as arguing over whether the color yellow is better than the color blue.
So seriously...
If you want to talk shit, back it up- otherwise you look like the clown. Prove up.
Otherwiseeeeeeeeeeeeee just keep on tap dancing in your clown shoes.
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bastardtodd.
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