Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!
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I had respect for him also. Aside from his beliefs on nitrous and his newb ass calling ME a newb, I still sorta do.
The nitrous oxide is on its way...
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The Real Peter Parker
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I didn't realize I was paraphrasing a quote... You told me I was, then proved it with google. I see what you did there.
The Real Peter Parker
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Well I'm waiting, the last shipping information I received is still at the 4:12 AM in San Pablo, CA. I guess the package was in a truck that overturned somewhere, because it hasn't gotten to the next location...
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Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!
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Umm.... Yah!
Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!
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Aaah! LMAO Dude that's a really good one! I seriously went, "Aaah!!!" out loud cause I could just totally see that happening in my mind.maybe they found your whippets
The Real Peter Parker
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maybe they found your whippets
[Had to manually multi-quote]Aaah! LMAO Dude that's a really good one! I seriously went, "Aaah!!!" out loud cause I could just totally see that happening in my mind.
I'm not following. You say the driver is out getting fucked up off of my 100 whippets? There is no 'cracker' in the box though...
Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!
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Of course they're not its just, we pictured it in our minds and it was hilarious. Cant you see that happening? Its hilarious. 
Its hilarious.
The Real Peter Parker
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It would be funny if the driver carried a cracker and balloons... I would be driving around hitting the whippet on a deserted road, because whose truck is it anyways, doesn't make a fuck of a difference to me as an employee of the big shipping company. They have thousands of those trucks anyways. I remember when I was a very young child and we lived in the suburbs on the east coast, a schwan's truck [ice cream delivery to your home, they come once every 2 weeks, give you a catalog, and they have the items on the truck ready for you to buy] fell off the edge of the road into the ditch, and the engine was unable to run, so obviously the freezer was unable to run, so they started giving away the ice cream and stuff. I ate so much ice cream that day. Then the first tow truck came and it was too small, the second tow truck came and it was unable to do it. They finally got a backhoe on tracks to pull it out. The had to pick up on the front with the bucket and drive away to get it out. I remember that day vividly. Shit now I'm MC gets side-tracked easily.Of course they're not its just, we pictured it in our minds and it was hilarious. Cant you see that happening?
Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!
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How can people not know about the Schwan-man. 
The Real Peter Parker
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Those not in the US.How can people not know about the Schwan-man.
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The Real Peter Parker
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That's why a description of the Schwan man was in [brackets]Oh, right.
Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!
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Well, it is an American, Canadian, and French corporation so that little tidbit about only Americans knowing what a Schwan-man is isn't wholly true.
See, I can be all-knowing as well.
The Real Peter Parker
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Yes, but there're a few here from Australia, and other places that don't have a Schwan-man. Though the majority of foreigners on this site are Canadian.Well, it is an American, Canadian, and French corporation so that little tidbit about only Americans knowing what a Schwan-man is isn't wholly true.
Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!
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Also some Britons..
The Real Peter Parker
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Good deal. Off to another exciting day of work...
Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!
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When you get off?