The Real Peter Parker
Well-Known Member
So I was sitting chilling in the dorm room just looking at RIU, and then the door was pounded on. I looked out my peephole, and there was no one there. I went back and sat down, the music was at a very low level. The door was pounded quite hard. I looked out the peephole, no one was there, so I announced loudly, FUCK OFF!, as I thought it was a prank of some kind. After another minute and a half of repeated poundings, I just turned up the music to a very loud level. The poundings continued, so I opened the door with a raised fist to two guns in my face!!!!
They were like hands on your head hands on your head. I remained calm, I said what's the problem officers? They said We'll get to that. The same exchange happened 4 times again. They proceeded to stick their hands in my pockets, pulling out my keys and throwing them at my roommate's laptop, breaking keys off of the keyboard, projectile-style. So they finally said, Where's your 9mm?
To which I responded, what? They explained they had many reports of me brandishing a 9mm and threatening many people with it. I never had a 9mm in my room, or on campus at all, so I explained the illegal items in the room. There were fireworks in the closet [at this point I assumed they had a warrant because they burst into my door like they owned the place] and 9mm casings. They also found 97 N2O cartridges which they thought were CO2, so they asked where my air gun was. And what weapons I had in the room. I described and described the location of my knife, the only weapon in the room.
After they did their quick search and also found some empty alcohol bottles, they said we can put you away right now, then they started saying you're under arrest unless you consent to search. I replied you know what, I'm gonna make a few calls. They said hold off on that, it's not allowed. To which I responded, I'm making a call, so unless you are going to physically restrain me from doing so, that's what I'm going to do. They stood there looking at me. I called mother and told her what was up. The cops mocked me while I was on the phone. She said whatever, you're going to jail anyways so let them search.
I then told them you know what, something inside me is saying that I'm gonna have to see the warrant before this room gets searched. They said put your hands behind your back. Then they said the warrant will come with these alcohol bottles, fireworks, and CO2 cartridges, so don't worry. I then consented to search, because I had nothing to hide beyond what they already had. They said with emphasis on the first word, WHEN we find the gun, you're going to be in a lot of trouble. So I told them, good luck. [I felt like being a dick at this point due to the fact I believed I was leaving in cuffs, as they had found some alcohol (though it amounted to less than a shot)]
So they searched the room and taunted me the entire time. The housing director was present the entire time. So I'm pretty well getting kicked out of the dorm at this point, but I asked the cops on their way out if I was getting a criminal case out of this, and they said 90% chance no. So probably all that happens is I get kicked out of the dorms. Anyways, that's still pretty gay. The problem is reporting this situation to my probation officer who will probably want me to drop a UA, and I'm kind of riding a 50/50 on that one...
Anyways, wish me luck.
They were like hands on your head hands on your head. I remained calm, I said what's the problem officers? They said We'll get to that. The same exchange happened 4 times again. They proceeded to stick their hands in my pockets, pulling out my keys and throwing them at my roommate's laptop, breaking keys off of the keyboard, projectile-style. So they finally said, Where's your 9mm?
To which I responded, what? They explained they had many reports of me brandishing a 9mm and threatening many people with it. I never had a 9mm in my room, or on campus at all, so I explained the illegal items in the room. There were fireworks in the closet [at this point I assumed they had a warrant because they burst into my door like they owned the place] and 9mm casings. They also found 97 N2O cartridges which they thought were CO2, so they asked where my air gun was. And what weapons I had in the room. I described and described the location of my knife, the only weapon in the room.
After they did their quick search and also found some empty alcohol bottles, they said we can put you away right now, then they started saying you're under arrest unless you consent to search. I replied you know what, I'm gonna make a few calls. They said hold off on that, it's not allowed. To which I responded, I'm making a call, so unless you are going to physically restrain me from doing so, that's what I'm going to do. They stood there looking at me. I called mother and told her what was up. The cops mocked me while I was on the phone. She said whatever, you're going to jail anyways so let them search.
I then told them you know what, something inside me is saying that I'm gonna have to see the warrant before this room gets searched. They said put your hands behind your back. Then they said the warrant will come with these alcohol bottles, fireworks, and CO2 cartridges, so don't worry. I then consented to search, because I had nothing to hide beyond what they already had. They said with emphasis on the first word, WHEN we find the gun, you're going to be in a lot of trouble. So I told them, good luck. [I felt like being a dick at this point due to the fact I believed I was leaving in cuffs, as they had found some alcohol (though it amounted to less than a shot)]
So they searched the room and taunted me the entire time. The housing director was present the entire time. So I'm pretty well getting kicked out of the dorm at this point, but I asked the cops on their way out if I was getting a criminal case out of this, and they said 90% chance no. So probably all that happens is I get kicked out of the dorms. Anyways, that's still pretty gay. The problem is reporting this situation to my probation officer who will probably want me to drop a UA, and I'm kind of riding a 50/50 on that one...
Anyways, wish me luck.
