This is not a joke - I was just raided

Big P

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the arab in this thread zoinks out before homland security crashes thru the roof,


unsubscribed:shock::bigjoint:
 

Louis541

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This thread reminds me of a kid I went to middle school with. Every day he came to class with some bizzarre story about the crazy shit that happened to him the night before.

I remember one day he came to school tellin me he did an 8ball of coke, used his fake id to get into a strip club, and brought 4 strippers home with him and fucked all 4 of them. Then some days it was about the panzer tank he had hidden in the woods that his brother gave him because he was in the army.

You shouldn't have to lie to be interesting.
 

The Real Peter Parker

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This thread reminds me of a kid I went to middle school with. Every day he came to class with some bizzarre story about the crazy shit that happened to him the night before.

I remember one day he came to school tellin me he did an 8ball of coke, used his fake id to get into a strip club, and brought 4 strippers home with him and fucked all 4 of them. Then some days it was about the panzer tank he had hidden in the woods that his brother gave him because he was in the army.

You shouldn't have to lie to be interesting.
I know that kid too. But I was raided. You may read the thread, I'm not gonna stop you.
 
K

Keenly

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the term..."raided"


usually involves, cops kicking down your door, 8 or 9 swat team members with sub machine guns running into your house screaming POLICE SEARCH WARRANT ON THE GROUND NOW


you werent raided, you got a very aggressive knock and talk
 

The Real Peter Parker

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the term..."raided"


usually involves, cops kicking down your door, 8 or 9 swat team members with sub machine guns running into your house screaming POLICE SEARCH WARRANT ON THE GROUND NOW


you werent raided, you got a very aggressive knock and talk
Of course, I didn't say come on in... I opened the door a little bit and they forcefully opened it quickly and guns in my face. I'll continue to call it a raid. Also earlier in the thread, Brevity posts a definition of raid.
 

Arrid

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Haha! I'm pretty sure that I had my first ever flame battle on RIU with Arrid.

Aaaahh... Nostalgia....
More than likely.

New people don't sit well with me but I will say most of your posts do make me chuckle nowadays.

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I'm not gonna defend myself and say I'm not a dickhead because lets face it..most of the people on here have their moments, my moments just last longer.

I found this entire thread funny, and that's the truth. I guess that makes me a dickhead for tellin the truth!

I spose that's why everyone "liked" bush, cause he didn't tell the truth. ;)
 

The Real Peter Parker

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More than likely.

New people don't sit well with me but I will say most of your posts do make me chuckle nowadays.

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I'm not gonna defend myself and say I'm not a dickhead because lets face it..most of the people on here have their moments, my moments just last longer.

I found this entire thread funny, and that's the truth. I guess that makes me a dickhead for tellin the truth!

I spose that's why everyone "liked" bush, cause he didn't tell the truth. ;)
Yeah, well if you find it funny, you find it funny. But I found it pretty fucking serious when I had two guns in my face, and I'm soon to get a letter with my hearing date with the housing board, meaning the day I'll get kicked out the dorms.
 

Arrid

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Yeah, well if you find it funny, you find it funny. But I found it pretty fucking serious when I had two guns in my face, and I'm soon to get a letter with my hearing date with the housing board, meaning the day I'll get kicked out the dorms.
There's always a solution to problems, posting about them on here does not get them solved..
 

Johnnyorganic

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Yeah, well if you find it funny, you find it funny. But I found it pretty fucking serious when I had two guns in my face, and I'm soon to get a letter with my hearing date with the housing board, meaning the day I'll get kicked out the dorms.
You are not a victim.

It is your own fucking fault.

Had you been blameless, the coppers would have walked away with nothing.
 

The Real Peter Parker

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Big P

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just remeber your goal is to make it long enough to breed, in 5 years your brain will just be starting to be fully stablized if your 18 then it will take till around 25 years old to tred lightly and carry a big stick,

by 30 your having visions of the past and the future of your life, by 40 you start ..... well i wont say cuz i dont know from expiriance


Disclaimer: Drank 3 shot of dragon about an hour ago
 
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