new love at the petrol station! :)

The Real Peter Parker

Well-Known Member
Whip out your dick and a 3 pack of rubbers. She'll tell her boss to fuck off and you can head to the backseat of your car.

DISCLAIMER: This plan may backfire.
 

duke23

Well-Known Member
you should of have said can i get your number so i can ask you out sometime and maybe get a ******* sometime and i meant a kiss you dirty bastards...
 

worm5376

Well-Known Member
Hey man, what's wrong with some small tits and a perfectly formed ass with some almond shaped eyes. Tits that are too big are too big. Call me a fag, I like them a little small.
Oh there is absolutely nothing wrong with that at all, as a matter of fact I'm + Rep'in your ass for that one. Just got my new quote lol
 

PowerPlantPuss

Active Member
success!!!!!! got her number and were going for "coffee" 2mro when she is finished work :bigjoint:
and she is a piece of art!!!! not 500yrs old and a rotton frame oh no far from it!
black hair blue eyes and one smokin hot body.... i am so gonna fuck this up lol
 

GrowTech

stays relevant.
success!!!!!! got her number and were going for "coffee" 2mro when she is finished work :bigjoint:
and she is a piece of art!!!! not 500yrs old and a rotton frame oh no far from it!
black hair blue eyes and one smokin hot body.... i am so gonna fuck this up lol
coffe = hot coffee..

have fun railing that cooch.
 

The Warlord

Well-Known Member
success!!!!!! got her number and were going for "coffee" 2mro when she is finished work :bigjoint:
and she is a piece of art!!!! not 500yrs old and a rotton frame oh no far from it!
black hair blue eyes and one smokin hot body.... i am so gonna fuck this up lol
Good on you mate!

Last beautiful girl that gave me her number, I got drunk that night and lost my phone. I was mad at myself for a long time over that one. She was a keeper and I lost her before i got her.:peace:
 
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