Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!
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Ah! You muthafuckin S.O.B!! That's to cruel for this school!hmmmm cut off theres thumbs and try an pass em a bong
Ah! You muthafuckin S.O.B!! That's to cruel for this school!hmmmm cut off theres thumbs and try an pass em a bong
Ah! You muthafuckin S.O.B!! That's to cruel for this school!
You would struggle to spark it up though! *tries with 4 fingers unsucessfully*Ehhh, I dunno... as long I have the other 4 fingers I'm not worried.
yeah right.....pinky on the bottom of the lighter, index finger on wheel, spark.
I like your idea but instead of vinegar use lye. lye creates a chemical burn, you need vinegar to neutralize the chemical burn...I had this discussion once in Religious Education at school once to piss the teacher off......me and a few mates came up with the idea for pedophiles and rapists too:
cut there finger tips off with a blunt saw bit by bit until it got to there knuckles and dip them in Vinegar and then cheese grate there knob and give it the vinegar treatment too, then sit all there close family in front of them and pour petrol all over them and tease the peado by lighting up a big fat one then stick there feet into a blender cut there eye lids off so they had to watch it all, then whack the shit out of them with a bull whip then nail em to a cross then start amputating other limbs with the rust saw then cut there dick and balls off and force them to eat it then set fire to them to watch them burn alive and scream like the dirty fuckers they are.
You could say im sick but I think they should leave me in charge of world justice, suffice to say my teacher wasn't too impressed!
yeah right.....
American lighters must be easier to spark, health and safety gone mad over here, the spinning wheel has to be pushed towards the flint and pressure added while flicking, some lighters are so difficult to use now its ridiculous. Child safe lighters!!! Have you heard of 'clipper' lighters? Biggest brand over here and just about impossible to use nowadays.Actually that's how I do it...
funny to think that what you describe was common place in England during the middle ages. People were slit open and given their intestines to carry around the town of their crime/execution. That was just for starters!!!Everyone has written a clever reply...
Personally... re: torture, I can't bear to hear screaming while I am *busy* so duct tape + their dirty sock balled up in their mouth is mandatory. From there I go for very soft tissue... ex. armpits, inside of elbows, inside of knees. Whole layers of flesh can be taken from these places without severe bleeding... which is good for "torture". As for extreme... opening up the abdomen and pulling out intestine from the victim and in front of the eyes is very torturous... and death wont come as quickly as some other examples.
This kind of shit I would only do on a dirty "foreign" terrorist, or a cheating GF...