Cannabis Church Club

[Woodstock.Hippie]

This thread is to let Humanity make for itself the first set of rules for the Cannabis-Church, which was indeed just born.

So far, here is what YOU have.

1. ) No imbibement under 21years of age without a Shaman's approval.

2.) (please contribute here)

 

[......]

Isn't this basically what the rastafari movement is?
But if such church was started and there was free weed I would stop threw a couple nights a week.Other than that it wouldnt even be worth getting up and going to I would much rather blaze up in the comfort of my own home.

 

[Mulltie]

4.) You must not eat up to an hour before receiving the sacred Herb.

Idk..

 

[Man o' the green]

I will be attending church every day in my home and in my mind.

Everyone :

0 ) Do what is right. Never hurt anyone including yourself.
1 ) Be responsible for yourself, minors are not.
2 ) Don't spill the bong water.
3 ) Be generous to your friends with your stash, but never waste.
4 ) Don't bogart the joint.
5 ) Be prepared with food and water.
6 ) Don't get paranoid
7 ) Growing is always better than buying
8 ) Store in a cool, dry place and keep air out.
9 ) Don't be stupid with fire.
10 ) Relax and have a smoke.


Those who tend the flowers :

0 ) NEVER TELL ANYONE
1 ) Light rules. Heat kills
2 ) Patience, they will root
3 ) Spider mites are evil
4 ) Blue veg and red flower
5 ) Patience, give it another week
6 ) Don't disturb the sleeping ladies
7 ) Patience, wait till its dry
8 ) Relax and have a smoke.

 

[loke]

Never use a white lighter and never blow through a full Bong.

 

[Steadmanclan]

belief that ganja is a sacred sacrament that allows us communion with the Divine.

belief that all people shouild be treated as equal, and that no one should have to go without any basic human needs(which includes cannabis).

I believe that we should never have to pay for our herbs.
-we should support those who do grow with material things that they require, they then in turn provide the sacrament for all others.

The vast majority of the ten commandments should also be tenants of this religion, i would move that all people everywhere should live the basic guidelines set forth in the ten commandments, in order to live in happiness with those around you.

a strict rule of this faith is the absolute prohibition of consumption of alcohol in excessive amounts, and also other manufactured drugs.

consumption of entheogenic plants or other plant-based psychadelics would be permissable.

 

[Woodstock.Hippie]

"must not eat up to an hour before receiving the sacred Herb" - ?

 

[SlikWiLL13]

Isn't this basically what the rastafari movement is?

someone needs to do a little more reading on rastafarianism.

 

[Woodstock.Hippie]

So far, here is what YOU have.

1. ) No imbibement under 21years of age without a Shaman's approval

2.) Greensleeves are provided with material things desired, in turn returning Good Herbs

3.) All are equal and provided with as many basic human needs as is humanly possible

4.) ?



Lots of other good rules too.

We need some way to vote on them.

Everyone :

0 ) Do what is right. Never hurt anyone including yourself.
1 ) Be responsible for yourself, minors are not.
2 ) Don't spill the bong water.
3 ) Be generous to your friends with your stash, but never waste.
4 ) Don't bogart the joint.
5 ) Be prepared with food and water.
6 ) Don't get paranoid
7 ) Growing is always better than buying
8 ) Store in a cool, dry place and keep air out.
9 ) Don't be stupid with fire.
10 ) Relax and have a smoke.
11) Never use a white lighter
12) Never blow through a full Bong.

Those who tend the flowers :

0 ) NEVER TELL ANYONE
1 ) Light rules. Heat kills
2 ) Patience, they will root
3 ) Spider mites are evil
4 ) Blue veg and red flower
5 ) Patience, give it another week
6 ) Don't disturb the sleeping ladies
7 ) Patience, wait till its dry
8 ) Relax and have a smoke.

 

[Shackleford.R]

So far, here is what YOU have.

1. ) No imbibement under 21years of age without a Shaman's approval

2.) Greensleeves are provided with material things desired, in turn returning Good Herbs

3.) All are equal and provided with as many basic human needs as is humanly possible

4.) ?

i am confused i don't see rules 2 or 3 until YOU posted them..
how is what "WE" have, if YOU've created those rules by your own doing.
i've seen several that make perfect sense.
if i understood what the point of this "club" is, maybe then i'd understand the rules.


Shack

 

[Woodstock.Hippie]

"i am confused i don't see rules 2 or 3 until YOU posted them.."

"-we should support those who do grow with material things that they require, they then in turn provide the sacrament for all others."

"belief that all people shouild be treated as equal, and that no one should have to go without any basic human needs(which includes cannabis)."

This thread is to let Humanity make for itself the first set of rules for the Cannabis-Church, which was indeed just born.

 

[Steadmanclan]

i am confused i don't see rules 2 or 3 until YOU posted them..
how is what "WE" have, if YOU've created those rules by your own doing.
i've seen several that make perfect sense.
if i understood what the point of this "club" is, maybe then i'd understand the rules.


Shack

the bulk of the source for rules 2 and 3 came from my post... did you read all the posts before posting?

 

[Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!]

DONT SPILL THE BONG WATER!!! GENIUS!! God that's good.

 

[Heads Up]

Well the church would need a special day like christmas, hanukka and qwanzi. It would be like the high holiday of the year and the 'special' sacred sacrament, read as hashish, would be enjoyed by all.

The reference of not eating twenty four hours before consuming the sacrament has to do with communion and catholics.

 

[Spoc]

The High Preistess shall have logged in no less than 1,600 hours of sacred pow wow.

 

[Woodstock.Hippie]

April 20th?

 

[CdnBud]

What time does it start? 4:20?

 

[Heads Up]

I was thinking June twenty first. The day with the longest amount of sunlight, the summer solstice. Light is the plants food so why not on the day with the most amount of sunlight?

 

[Woodstock.Hippie]

Is is possible to have multiple special days?

We like what happens to flowers when days begin to shorten.

How about adding these?

I volunteer to help the cops search the premises for unlawful drugs.
I volunteer to keep my eyes peeled for child molesters.
I have a super-secret I would like to remain anonymous.
I believe have a novel in my head and have been waiting for someone like me to come along and begin writing it down. Do I think I can write an award-winning book? If I don’t, then do I think it is possible I can write an award-winning book?

 

[Man o' the green]

Is is possible to have multiple special days?

We like what happens to flowers when days begin to shorten.

There shall be days as the pagans celebrated, the summer solstice to celebrate the veg and the autumnal equinox to celebrate the flower.
Then after the harvest, the winter solstice will be a time of great communion of plants and animals.

Thus spake..