She's packin' her shit

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Benassi

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at this very second while I'm writing this. Kicked the girl friend out... she's storming around gathering her belongings in trash bags and running them to her car. First step is in progress, second step is almost done. Just thought I'd share... it's getting kind of cliche and comical now... :lol: The huffing and puffing, stomping, slamming of shit.

Asked "are you even going to ask if I need help?...."
Said "I didn't move any of it in, so unless you really REALLY need me to... no."

Lol time for a bowl of some Trainwreck hahahaha.
Anyone else have any funny break up/ kick out stories? I encourage females to tell their stories as well... but please everyone don't start shit because of someone's story.

For instance my friend who thought he was going to marry this girl, came home from work to an empty apartment... bahahahahaha.
 

Louis541

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Make sure you get any plants out of the house, because chances are she's going to be out for blood.
 
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Benassi

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I'm carded and don't grow right now. The only thing I need to do is erase the digi cam right quick, lol...
 

Mr.Therapy Man

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My whore has told the law about my grow a few years ago....Im now without a no good for nothing snitching whore.Watch your ass a women will fuck you any way they can..
 

kronic1989

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Next thing you know you got Straight thuggin and all his homies coming up on ur turf. You fling shit, you eat it to.
 
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Benassi

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The next guy she hooks up with doesn't mean shit to me either. I'd await retaliation with open arms, because my payback will far surpass anything her feeble mind could think of.


Update: For an odd, strange reason her grandmother found it necessary to come visit and now they're talking in the car... god damn I can't wait to rid myself of this shit.
 

Johnnyorganic

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at this very second while I'm writing this. Kicked the girl friend out... she's storming around gathering her belongings in trash bags and running them to her car. First step is in progress, second step is almost done. Just thought I'd share... it's getting kind of cliche and comical now... :lol: The huffing and puffing, stomping, slamming of shit.

Asked "are you even going to ask if I need help?...."
Said "I didn't move any of it in, so unless you really REALLY need me to... no."

Lol time for a bowl of some Trainwreck hahahaha.
Anyone else have any funny break up/ kick out stories? I encourage females to tell their stories as well... but please everyone don't start shit because of someone's story.

For instance my friend who thought he was going to marry this girl, came home from work to an empty apartment... bahahahahaha.
Trashbags... LOL! Just like Grandma's Boy.
The next guy she hooks up with doesn't mean shit to me either. I'd await retaliation with open arms, because my payback will far surpass anything her feeble mind could think of.

Update: For an odd, strange reason her grandmother found it necessary to come visit and now they're talking in the car... god damn I can't wait to rid myself of this shit.
Yeah, it'd be a damn shame if ex-girlfriend pics/video ended up on the internet. Not very original, but effective.
 
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Benassi

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Turns out her grandma came by to tell her that her OTHER grandma died... what a shitty night.
 

SmokeyMcChokey

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Keenly- "sex tapes = good anti snitch insurance"
until you get hammered and post them any ways... Im on PornTube!!!! hahahaha i dunno how she even found out about it
 

Johnnyorganic

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Turns out her grandma came by to tell her that her OTHER grandma died... what a shitty night.
At the risk of looking like a crass penis head, I would get verification of this alleged dead Grandma before I made any move in her direction.

This could be nothing more than a sympathy play designed to get something out of you.
 
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Keenly

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correct me if im wrong but it doesnt sound like he really gives a shit if her g ma died lol
 

RC7

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At the risk of looking like a crass penis head, I would get verification of this alleged dead Grandma before I made any move in her direction.

This could be nothing more than a sympathy play designed to get something out of you.
Yup i Agree
 
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