Ok, this wasn't me, but funnier than anything I can think of now~!
After fishing with my older brother in south florida we were washing his Flats boat in his driveway (in a very nice neighborhood). The outboard (a giant fucking 250 HP black Merc) is still trimmed up from the road trip & this 17ish year old kid riding his bike down the sidewalk. Obviously stoned (we were too) swerves into his yard while watching us unload some really nice Snook & reds and runs dead on into the outboard foot. He looked like hulk hogan bodyslammed him & man was he stoned.
"Giggles" That shit is still funny.
GWN