metal haters and metal thread haters thread

Mr.GreenJeans

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Just ignore the little faggot and maybe he'll go away. He must have been ass-raped by his Mommys metal buddies --- either that or he's just mad because HE is a no-talent pos who wouldn't know a pentatonic scale from his asshole!!!

While I'm not a big fan of most metal, as a guitarist (Been playing for over 40 years and teaching classical guitar for over 25) I must say you are an inbred idiot. Have you ever heard of Michael Schenker? How about Randy Rhoads? Yngwie Malmsteen? You have absolutely no clue what you are talking about. The greatest guitarists in the world generally come from one of three areas: Classical, Delta Blues, and (horror of horrors!) what most would call Heavy Metal. I hate that term though, because it lumps so many distinctly different styles of music into one group, which is totally unfair to the musicians.

Go away troll -- your Mommy said it's time to get off of the computer and go to bed!! And PLEASE learn to spell correctly!!!!!!
 
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Keenly

Guest
so this doesnt take talent at all?



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......

Well-Known Member
You are fucking retarted aren't you?
To say metal bands are always way off beat you learn in 2nd grade music class how to stay on beat but you obviously didn't comprehend this.Do you have down syndome?
I can pull up any metal band and show you how they are on beat like the vid keenly just posted not the best band but you can tell within the first 10 seconds that there on beat and all there timeing is perfect.
Jay-Z recorded jockin jay-z on the guitar but you are obviously to dumb to notice this.
But you still didn't answer the question is this ludacris and im almost certain you are cause if it is it just shows how much of a pathetic snitch you are.
 
You are fucking retarted aren't you?
To say metal bands are always way off beat you learn in 2nd grade music class how to stay on beat but you obviously didn't comprehend this.Do you have down syndome?
I can pull up any metal band and show you how they are on beat like the vid keenly just posted not the best band but you can tell within the first 10 seconds that there on beat and all there timeing is perfect.
yeah and then they start that shredding bullshit and forget all about the song and focus on how many tricks they can pull out of their bag by the end of measure.
 
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Keenly

Guest
post something you think is good then


tell us what you put on your trolling pedestal
 

Wordz

Well-Known Member
yeah and then they start that shredding bullshit and forget all about the song and focus on how many tricks they can pull out of their bag by the end of measure.
why not post your geetar playin to shut up all the metal heads. Maybe you can't even play an instrument but are the the type to put others down for there success? I don't even like metal music for the most part but I can recognize technical playing when i hear it. Most metal geetarists are amazing at playing classical guitar from what I've seen it's just that it's pussy to play soft music that doesn't rub people like you the wrong way.
 
I can recognize technical playing when i hear it. Most metal geetarists are amazing at playing classical guitar from what I've seen it's just that it's pussy to play soft music that doesn't rub people like you the wrong way.
shredding is not technical and most metal guitarists cant even read music.
 
what is the point of posting all these videos? this is the metal HATERS thread. take your crappy emo music into a metal lover thread. nobody is getting convince metal isnt shit by watching vids of no talent metal bands.
 

Twiz420

Active Member
making shit up, not hardly! ever heard of MYTHBUSTERS on the discovery channel? that is where i saw the experiment with the plants and the music. you cant argue with science.... even plants know how shitty metal is.
I can't believe no one called you out on this lie yet :shock:

Hey Cloud City I'm back :fire:

If you actually watched that episode and paid attention, you would have known that the plants in the heavy metal tent did the best (better than the classical tent) despite the fact that the watering system for the metal tent plants malfunctioned and they almost died from lack of water. Soo "can't argue with science" metal made those plants thrive!

I see your still using you lame internet pics, your trade mark :dunce: and calling people "metal pukes"; what are you 12? We all get it you hate metal and any other form of music that you seem to think is metal. It's really sad that all you do is make alter egos and bash metal on internet forums. I kinda get the image of Cartmen screaming bafroom to his mommy, from that episode of South Park where they were playing World of Warcraft.

You always ask if someone is in a band when they defend music, why? Honestly being in a band has nothing to do with your level of musical skill, and many great musicians don't want to be in bands. They call that recreational playing, others may be studio artists. So are you in a band? Whats the name of your almighty band? Why have you still neglected to show us a video of you godly guitar skills?

Remember we can determine your level of maturity by how you respond
 

The Real Peter Parker

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first off, who is cloud city? secondly, the mythbusters experiment the plants that listened to metal turned black and DIED not thrived, i know that is hard for you metal fanboys to accept but its a fact and the experiment was legitimate. as for being in a band, if someone says their an expert guitarist and playing for 40 years they should have at least been in a few bands and played a few gigs in that 40 years.
Someone started a second account for backup on this... Maybe OODN was finally banned. Hey idiot, check out my signature.
 

The Real Peter Parker

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Your videos do not put forth an accurate representation of metal.

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Time and time again, Fear of the Dark gets a body shiver with goosebumps out of me, along with some total rocking. If you can't like either of these songs, whether you like the twang thang ya country boys, whether you like to hear the bass boom with some rap, whether you listen to opera, you will have to enjoy one of these songs. We all know OODN and Shiz420 are trolls, so their opinion does not count on this one. :clap::hump: [and this smiley just because I laugh every time I see it:shock:]
 
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