do your plants squeal?

[RusMik]

hey guys i got 10 plants in a closet and i guess the harmonics are setup well or something but i think i can hear the plants. they make high pitched squeals that vary in tone very slightly. the tone isn't repetitive, it's very random and language like, i've been in there with all the electronics off and i still hear it. when i first planted them i didn't hear this, then i found some wilted leaves and heard it when i clipped them. then i accidentally under fed them, so they began to curl up and slowly die, but while they're curling up they are now constantly squealing to each other. am i going crazy or has anyone else ever heard squealing from their weed?

my theory is that the squealing might be the noise of them drying up because i've accidentally been given them like no nutrients. now that they're finally up at around 600 ppm they should be fine. i'm guessing it's not heard when the plant is growing healthy, but i'm not sure.

these plants are about half a foot to a foot long under a 600w mh that's 45 inches away. it's about 79 degrees with 30% humidity. general hydro advanced nutrients with voodoo juice and super thrive and RO going through the roots every hour for 15 min. the medium is clay balls. like i said ppm just got put up to barely 600 like 10 minutes ago. i'll keep this updated to let you guys know if they still make the noise now that they're not starving. but like i said i think it's the sound of them drying up so it may just be a pain sound heh.

any thoughts? keep in mind i blow trees regularly.

 

[strain stalker]

...hey man, your plants talk to me too! They told me you talk to yourself and hear shit! LOL .....I want what your smoke'n! LOL

 

[RusMik]

lol man i'm gonna record this shit! do it just put your plants on no nutes for a week and they squeal and die. it's freaky come on no one else?

 

[BigVape]

put it on YouTube lol

 

[RusMik]

so i just tweaked with the pH. it was at some ridiculous level like 12 and i had been flooding it with that since this thread started. this extremely high pH might be another part of the recipe if you want squealing plants.

 

[Sr. Verde]

lol what the fuck are they in acid and dying lol

 

[hookahma]

lol what the fuck are they in acid and dying lol

holy crap...i can't decide whether that's awesome or just messed up. wish my plants would talk to me and tell me what they need.

what the heck strain are you growing?

 

[tom__420]

This thread can't be serious.....

 

[The Real Peter Parker]

holy crap...i can't decide whether that's awesome or just messed up. wish my plants would talk to me and tell me what they need.

what the heck strain are you growing?

Oh sorry I spaced and started pulling the smileys around. Anyways, I think that the guy who wrote this thread really thinks his plants squeal. Really, I don't have an opinion on it that's not offensive either way. But, my microwave is singing and my lamp is whistling. Put them with your plants and there can be an entire band!

 

[Madg420]

bored troll is bored.

 

[acidbox420]

hey guys i got 10 plants in a closet and i guess the harmonics are setup well or something but i think i can hear the plants. they make high pitched squeals that vary in tone very slightly. the tone isn't repetitive, it's very random and language like, i've been in there with all the electronics off and i still hear it. when i first planted them i didn't hear this, then i found some wilted leaves and heard it when i clipped them. then i accidentally under fed them, so they began to curl up and slowly die, but while they're curling up they are now constantly squealing to each other. am i going crazy or has anyone else ever heard squealing from their weed?

my theory is that the squealing might be the noise of them drying up because i've accidentally been given them like no nutrients. now that they're finally up at around 600 ppm they should be fine. i'm guessing it's not heard when the plant is growing healthy, but i'm not sure.

these plants are about half a foot to a foot long under a 600w mh that's 45 inches away. it's about 79 degrees with 30% humidity. general hydro advanced nutrients with voodoo juice and super thrive and RO going through the roots every hour for 15 min. the medium is clay balls. like i said ppm just got put up to barely 600 like 10 minutes ago. i'll keep this updated to let you guys know if they still make the noise now that they're not starving. but like i said i think it's the sound of them drying up so it may just be a pain sound heh.

any thoughts? keep in mind i blow trees regularly.

I think you meant to put this in the Hallucinatory Substances thread cause you'r triping lol oh wait my afghan kush is saying something right now "SMOKE"

 

[The Real Peter Parker]

I think you meant to put this in the Hallucinatory Substances thread cause you'r triping lol oh wait my afghan kush is saying something right now "SMOKE"

My plant was going 'shhh go to sleep it's ok I won't do anything' so I put it in the closet before I went to sleep and locked the door. Now it's squealing. OP any way to make them stop?

 

[tom__420]

My plant was going 'shhh go to sleep it's ok I won't do anything' so I put it in the closet before I went to sleep and locked the door. Now it's squealing. OP any way to make them stop?

I hear a nice shot of potassium will shut 'em up

 

[The Real Peter Parker]

I hear a nice shot of potassium will shut 'em up

Really last night I poured a lot of beer on it and it started slurring it's words it was like "look parker, you're a good guy and all..." then it made a sound like a human puking... I couldn't see where it was puking at though. Then it said "You know, I'm gonna kill you one of these days, bitch." so I gave it some time to sober up. Then it was doing that same stuff later that night, so I locked it in the closet. I don't want to kill my plant just stop it from squealing.

 

[RusMik]

yeah i'm not saying it is the plants, but the evidence so far has just shown that it is. i recorded video and the camera picked it up. when i find my dv cord i'll upload it to youtube. i have no idea if this noise is good or bad, i'm trying to prove to myself that the noise is not the plants, because it would mean i'm crazy if it is. link will follow shortly

 

[tom__420]

Take a video in the grow room with no lights, pumps, or fans on.
I bet ya it will be silent

 

[ANC]

Lol its probably a capacitor in your ballast...

 

[The Real Peter Parker]

In extreme silence you will hear a squealing... also just randomly. I think this is what you are experiencing, and you were too high to figure it out at the moment.

 

[duke23]

I hate when plants do this. Mine said, " I think i just shit myself and it stinks, please install a carbon filter immediately."

 

[The Real Peter Parker]

I hate when plants do this. Mine said, " I think i just shit myself and it stinks, please install a carbon filter immediately."

My plants said "Kill the cat, kill the cat, you don't notice all of my arms getting ripped off and thrown on the ground, then being further desecrated later!'' but I don't have MJ plants, just a weird looking fern-type plant.