Woomeister's Countdown To Xmas Thread.

ruderalis88

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ah now, it's a man's right to be pissed/sad, spesh if the universe has done a big shite on his plate.

let's have less scrooge and grinchery though and more chestnuts roasting on an open fire
 

Woomeister

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well this thread has turned out to be a right barrel of laughs hasnt it? So, Brev what is xmas going to entail for you? Lots of chop, chop,sniff ,sniff Im guessing!
 

Heads Up

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In 1999 I was homeless and destitute with a severe alcohol dependency, cocaine addiction and stuck in a country with no passport. The only thing that saved me was the fact that I phoned my friend to say goodbye before taking an overdose. I was found minutes before dying due to the help of an international operator tracing the line I rang from and the fact that i left footprints in the snow (I was in the French Alps). I understand hardship otherwise I wouldnt say things that could be construed as patronising....
And for over twenty years I was a junkie, lived on the streets, stole at every opportunity and was in general a wretched soul. I also spent a christmas in a rehab, fourteen months to be exact with no contact with the outside world. These are wounds we inflict upon ourselves.

In over fifty years I have not seen our country is this much of a mess. I feel for ya' gogrow. Unemployed in the USA is not a good place to be and especially this time of year with young kids. I do know what it's like to be dirt poor. My parents were divorced when I was young and I can remember having only potatoes to eat. I felt bad for my mother more so than for myself being hungry. My mom also would pass along one of her one line wonders to me when I needed one. This was one of her favorites for when things were bleak..."and this to shall pass".
 

ruderalis88

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So its 12 days to go till xmas, but what does it really mean to you? Religious festival? Family time? Happy time? Sad time? Lets here what you think about the biggest western world 'celebration'.
Personally Xmas was just an excuse for times of debauchery until my son was born, he was 4 in September and this xmas he is excited for the first time. The tree is up and we are going to lapland for 3 days over the holidays. Log cabin, reindeer ride and memeories in the making!:eyesmoke:
xmas = debauchery all the way good sir! plus the perpetuation of the magical santa stuff and being kids for long enough to make the real kids full of joy and wonder

ice skating in the park, mulled wine, getting people presents and genuinely enjoying their happiness at receiving them, FOOD and BOOZE to the max,

going out to santas grotto (or brothel as i thought it was called between the ages of 10 and 12, honestly didn't know) and getting a big pine tree from the farm, taking it home and fighting about where it's going, sticking up all lights and tinsel and stuff (we put a pirate on top of ours, cooler than a fairy), standing on the other side of the room throwing the decorations at it and seeing which ones stick - they belong.

watching the muppets xmas carol and nightmare before xmas, getting all siked for santa coming (yes santa still comes when i go home to my folks for xmas) and playing santa's elf for my folks so theyve got a stocking, putting reindeer antlers on my dog and walking him wearing a santa hat. having bizarre family concerts of modern xmas tunes with pianos and guitars and falsettos, generally seeing my brother and sister and acting like we're little ones again.

christmas rocks my twatting socks off, and +rep woomiester for creating a thread in which i can get my propa crimbo spirit groove on!
 

Woomeister

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xmas = debauchery all the way good sir! plus the perpetuation of the magical santa stuff and being kids for long enough to make the real kids full of joy and wonder

ice skating in the park, mulled wine, getting people presents and genuinely enjoying their happiness at receiving them, FOOD and BOOZE to the max,

going out to santas grotto (or brothel as i thought it was called between the ages of 10 and 12, honestly didn't know) and getting a big pine tree from the farm, taking it home and fighting about where it's going, sticking up all lights and tinsel and stuff (we put a pirate on top of ours, cooler than a fairy), standing on the other side of the room throwing the decorations at it and seeing which ones stick - they belong.

watching the muppets xmas carol and nightmare before xmas, getting all siked for santa coming (yes santa still comes when i go home to my folks for xmas) and playing santa's elf for my folks so theyve got a stocking, putting reindeer antlers on my dog and walking him wearing a santa hat. having bizarre family concerts of modern xmas tunes with pianos and guitars and falsettos, generally seeing my brother and sister and acting like we're little ones again.

christmas rocks my twatting socks off, and +rep woomiester for creating a thread in which i can get my propa crimbo spirit groove on!
Yes, Me and my 4 year old son went and bought the tree yesterday, put it up and then sat down and made a star to stick on the top!:bigjoint:
 

ruderalis88

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yes mate! it's all about the home made decorations that look exactly like a kid made them...i'm gonna teach my nephews the tricks of amaze decoration too so they can wreck my sister's house haha
 

gogrow

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it could be worse


Remember the poor at Christmas


By JOHN W. WHITEHEAD
“Make us worthy, Lord, to serve those people throughout the world who live and die in poverty and hunger. Give them through our hands, this day, their daily bread, and by our understanding love, give them peace and joy.” — Mother Teresa
Money and greed dominate the Christmas season. This is especially true in the U.S., where the amount spent on Christmas gifts continues to rise. In 1994, $55 billion was spent on Christmas. Just 11 years later, it is estimated that $160 to $200 billion will be spent on presents this Christmas season. That’s more than two-thirds of the U.S. defense budget.
In the process, the real emphasis of Christmas — striving for peace and helping the less fortunate — has been lost in the vulgar haze and crass glitz of commercialism. And with the continual distractions thrown at us by the entertainment and media industries, it is little wonder that we fail to ponder the realities of a tragic world, one in which our fellow human beings are engulfed in chaos, pain, fear and death.
Indeed, 2005 began with a natural disaster of immense proportions. An Indian Ocean earthquake caused a great tsunami to engulf Southeast Asia, killing between 170,000 to 275,000 people. The actual death toll may never be known due to the amount of bodies swept out to sea.
Then there was the massive earthquake that occurred in Pakistan this past October. The official death toll is now over 88,000 and rising. Nearly 3.3 million have been left homeless, and approximately 4 million may die as temperatures drop in the snowy, mountainous terrain where it occurred. Already, 2,000 to 3,000 people have had limbs amputated because their injuries could not be treated in time. And in many affected areas, the stench is overwhelming because so many dead bodies have yet to be removed.
The famine in Niger, West Africa, due to a shortage of rain at the end of the 2004 season, locust damage, high food prices and chronic poverty, is so severe that anywhere between 2.4 million and 3.6 million people are at risk. Around 3.3 million people will be affected by this food shortage, including 800,000 children in Niger, where starvation and poverty are rampant. According to the United Methodist Committee on Relief, every 30 seconds a child in Africa dies of hunger.
AIDS is a disease that affects 34.3 million people around the world, with 24.5 million living in Africa. Nearly 19 million people have already died from AIDS. In 1999 alone, 2.8 million people died from AIDS, with 85 percent of the deaths in Africa. The U.S. Census Bureau projects that AIDS deaths and the loss of future population from the deaths of women of child-bearing age means that by 2010, sub-Saharan Africa will have 71 million fewer people than it would otherwise. And by 2010, an estimated 40 million AIDS orphans will be living in Africa.
AIDS victims, which include children, die an agonizing death. In fact, their weakened immune system makes them susceptible to many different symptoms, including coughing, shortness of breath, seizures and lack of coordination, difficult or painful swallowing, mental symptoms like confusion or forgetfulness, severe and persistent diarrhea, fever, vision loss, nausea, abdominal cramps, vomiting, weight loss and extreme fatigue, severe headaches and coma.
Inhumane regimes still dot the globe. There are human rights violators such as China, which are in part propped up by American corporations. Then there are the evil empires like North Korea, which have an overarching policy of atrocious human rights abuses.
For example, the prison camps in North Korea hold between 150,000 to 200,000 inmates for political reasons. Pregnant women inside these camps reputedly either have forced abortions or the newborn child is killed. In some camps, former inmates say the annual mortality rate approaches 25 percent.
The ongoing conflict in Darfur, Sudan has caused an unbelievable loss of life, with the risk of genocide becoming frighteningly real. Though mostly ignored, the UN has called it one of the world’s worst humanitarian crises.
Since the war began in 2003, approximately 400,000 people have died from starvation, disease and the conflict surrounding them. Another 2.5 million have been forced to flee their homes, and there is a constant threat of famine. Rape has become an established way of crime against humanity. Although hundreds have been reported, it is said that the actual number of rapes is grossly underestimated, as many are too ashamed to admit it in a society where rape is a heavy social disgrace. And as many as 10,000 are dying each month from malnutrition, disease and violence.
War always exacts a heavy price. Consider Iraq, where over one-quarter of children aged 6 months to 5 years are malnourished, with many starving. And a large percentage of the 30,000-plus civilians who have been killed since the U.S. invaded the country were children, who are forced to play in streets filled with puddles of sewage and garbage.
Americans live in a country where even disasters such as hurricane Katrina, as devastating as they are, are miniscule compared to the pain and suffering of other countries. And contrary to much of the world, we still have the freedom to attend religious services and disagree and protest against injustice.
But our priorities often become muddled. This is no more so than with those who profess to practice Christianity. Televangelists, plush churches and pastors who live in mansions, preaching the prosperity doctrine of accumulating wealth, betray the message of Christ, that is, eschewing storing up wealth and helping the poor and oppressed.
As Christ told the rich young man who sought to be his disciple: “Go sell what you have and give to the poor and you’ll have treasure in heaven. And come follow me.”
As we gather together this Christmas, some of us will read the Christmas story, which epitomizes the spirit of giving and of offering hope for humanity, to our children. If we take it seriously, it should divert focus from the greed that rules over us during the holidays.
In fact, instead of walking comatose through the malls for presents, we should be searching for ways to share our wealth and ourselves with the less fortunate of the world.
As Mother Teresa once said: “When a person dies of hunger, it has not happened because God did not take care of him or her. It has happened because neither you nor I wanted to give that person what he or she needed.”
 

Heads Up

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Money and greed dominate everyday life, that's part of the reason so many are unemployed in the USA today. I would consider myself one of the working poor in America. I make enough I don't qualify for anything but not enough to ever 'get ahead', live the american dream. Part of that reason, I work for a company that makes us sign an independent contractor form so the owner doesn't pay our taxes, we pay our own. He pays us no overtime, no holidays, no nothing, strictly an hourly wage. He screws the government, he screws us and it's all for his own gain. He's also an ex-cop to boot. When is enough enough for some people? I decided to grow strictly for personal use and to help out my small circle of friends. I'm hoping there will be enough left to help supplement my income. My golf buddy and me are both in our later fifties, we both just upgraded to two six hundred watt lights. At this point in my life I can't depend on my employer and I'm finding it more and more difficult after two years staying there. To me he represents what's wrong in this country and it just galls me each and every day. I'm hoping our grows will provide us with our own little shall we call it a 420k plan instead of a 401k? We split our harvests with each other and help each other out where needed. I helped him build his new grow room and in exchange he helped me with mine. We give each other equipment, he gave me some insulation for my ceiling today and I gave him a timer I wasn't using. Greed is as bad as jealousy, they are both monsters.
 

ruderalis88

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11 days to go!

dude i've been studying my ass off for exams so haven't been able to fully get my christmasness on...
wednesday is the day, i'm gonna crimbo it up so much my head might explode in a mass of tinsel and fairy lights

HELLS yeah.
 

The Real Peter Parker

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Even if there's lies behind it all, "The Christmas Spirit" is very good. I was very drunk and went to the convenience store last night with some friends. I told the guy next to the drink machine that I had to wait for him Merry Christmas as I watched the shop spin. I then got a drink and bought three scratch-off tickets. Followed by two scratch off tickets. Followed by two more scratch off tickets. All losers. Merry fucking Christmas to whoever owns the store...

Don't know where that was going, but it was very very weird at work yesterday... This old lady who is usually a bitch to everyone started saying how I was the best employee under 35... then she got really pissed at a bunch of customers and brought in three 16.9 water bottles full of vodka, and fed me many shots. I hadn't drank in a while, so by the end of work I was a little bit buzzed... went back and changed, went out to drink, then the above shit happened.

Anyways, Christmas is just fucking gay but I really like it. I mean, my family really sucks but life's generally good.
 
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