Woomeister's Countdown To Xmas Thread.

[bobtokes]

That Santa will crush ur chimney, smoke ur weed, and leave ur GF swollen with his child.....

thats what happened to me 17 years ago
fuckin vikings

 

[CrackerJax]

hahahah Viking offspring!!!

Nordic naughtiness!!!

maybe it was Black Pieter?? He diddles too.

 

[worm5376]

LOL He would ruin any sense of happiness in xmas if he showed up

 

[CrackerJax]

LOL He would ruin any sense of happiness in xmas if he showed up

U sure Ur GF feels the same way? Santa sex.... U can't top Santa sex.

 

[bobtokes]

hahahah Viking offspring!!!

Nordic naughtiness!!!

maybe it was Black Pieter?? He diddles too.

i told im he's havin a moped for christmas,
he wants a longboat' but we've no room for one
and the chimney's still knackered

 

[CrackerJax]

 

[worm5376]

U sure Ur GF feels the same way? Santa sex.... U can't top Santa sex.

Sure i can. I put on a Big O ring Vibrator on the base of my Johnson. This combination gives me the ultimate edge.

 

[CrackerJax]

 

[worm5376]

HO HO HOE!!!!!! hahaha. Santa diishing out to the naughty and nice this year

 

[CrackerJax]

He's making a list and checking it twice
Gonna find out whose XXX cable he can splice
Santa Clause is coming to town!

He sees you when ur sleeping
He knows when ur awake
He knows if you've been sporting wood
So cover up for goodness sake

You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not leave ur Gf
Alone with her pie

Santa Clause is COMING to town.

 

[worm5376]

He's making a list and checking it twice
Gonna find out whose XXX cable he can splice
Santa Clause is coming to town!

He sees you when ur sleeping
He knows when ur awake
He knows if you've been sporting wood
So cover up for goodness sake

You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not leave ur Gf
Alone with her pie

Santa Clause is COMING to town.

EDIT: Santa is coming to POUND!!

 

[Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!]

Good Morning All. Or Possibly Good Afternoon, Evening, or even possibly 'Night'.

 

[worm5376]

Good morning Brevity

 

[CrackerJax]

alright, close enuf from my house


Santa Claus is COMING to pound!!!

 

[Woomeister]

hi woo
whats the snow like down by you, i,ve got to go to cardiff tomorro to pick up a scooter for my lads 16th birthday
i,am coming from the middle how far down the m5 are ya

Im 15 miles from the Bridge!!! The snow isnt really an issue, its the frozen roads. If it gets too icey they close the bridge due to ice falling from the supports, it was closed last year for ten days due to spears of ice!!!

 

[Johnny Retro]

Whats the difference between santa and tiger woods?

 

["SICC"]

Santa has 3 hoes.....

 

[Johnny Retro]

Santa STOPS at 3 ho's
I was hoping no one had heard that..who am i kidding

 

[worm5376]

Whats the difference between santa and tiger woods?

Santa rides in on a sleigh sporting magical mythical deers.
Right!?

 

[worm5376]

Santa STOPS at 3 ho's
I was hoping no one had heard that..who am i kidding

Lol. I never heard that one before