to boobie trap or not to boobie trap

[midwestmaster]

I would recomend a Rambo First Blood style spear trap. Nothing says stay away better than a good ole fashioned wooden spear to the lower torso.

Also when you get caught by the police for spearing someone, which you will get caught. Just start quoting random lines from Rambo.

Cop: What the hell were you thinking putting a spear trap in the woods like this?

You: They drew first blood sir, not me.

Cop: Son what the hell are you talking about? You just speared an innocent man hiking through the woods.

You: There are no friendly civilians!

Cop: Are you screwing with me son. Do you know how much trouble you in right now?

You: There wouldn't be no trouble except for that king shit cop! All I wanted was something to eat. But the man kept pushing Sir.

Cop: Ok I'm gonna go ahead and charge you with assualt with a deadly weapon and you can tell this to the judge.

You: In town you're the law, out here it's me. Don't push it. Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it go man. Let it go.

After they figure out your just quoting random lines from Rambo you can just plead insanity. You'll get off with like 6 weeks in a mental institution but more importantly you have sent a strong message to any thieves out there in the community.

ur gay nobody wants to hear you! you sound like a cop

 

[tescu]

lol dope thread

 

[highagain420]

thin plywood with nails jetting all out of the mother fer cover with ground cover so it looks the same as the rest of your area i guarntee 8 to 10 nails in each foot would make them back off.... i heard of a guy loading 12 ga shells with rocksalt an settin a trip wire in the evenings right level with the thighs ouch haha

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[llltimelll]

get a dog..preferrably a mongrel

possible scenario:

dog barks bc of intruders, u run outside cockin your shotgun..they should leave for gud..if not next time lick a few shots...

 

[growone]

other than mowing down innocent walkers by, i'd say the biggest risk of a booby trap would be to yourself
all it takes is a lapse in your attention around the grow area, depending on just how deadly a setup you have

 

[Ricky Williams]

ur gay nobody wants to hear you! you sound like a cop

Hahahaha!!! It was a joke and if you can't handle it I suggest you don't create stupid threads about boobie trapping the woods around your grow. Are you really this stupid? I recomend you don't even grow because you are bound to get busted. Boobie traps!!! LMFAO!!!

 

[terrorizer805]

All you have to do is buy invisible fencing, you know like the ones they use for dogs? Any way this should work.

 

[Shawn420]

Boobie Trapps!?!? c'mon man. Get real. Or get out of growing. f-in Fail bro

 

[terrorizer805]

Watch the movie Indiana jones, you should be able to get great ideas there.
Good Luck

 

[terrorizer805]

Dig a ditch, Fill it with Mercury, and boom you got yourself an instant death trap, no one will dare enter.

 

[constructionpig]

Mesquite trees provide a wonderful deterrent. Nasty 2inch plus spikes. Blackberry patches deter some critters from getting to them.

 

[Punk]

ur gay nobody wants to hear you! you sound like a cop

No way, it was hilarious...you obvoiusly don't appreciate the esoteric points of Rambo First Blood.

 

[chronic coinoisseur]

Honestly the most you should do is plant around thorn bushes etc. I hate thieves as much as the next guy but if a cop finds some plants he may just take them if he finds plants guarded by booby traps or gets hurt by one of said traps he may be more inclined to stick around and find the grower... just saying

 

[Punk]

Honestly the most you should do is plant around thorn bushes etc. I hate thieves as much as the next guy but if a cop finds some plants he may just take them if he finds plants guarded by booby traps or gets hurt by one of said traps he may be more inclined to stick around and find the grower... just saying

Well, if he sticks around and waits, then he wasn't too hurt in the first place. I say make it rigged to the gills.

 

[Fuzzotany]

Tripwire to spring loaded cartridge holder

 

[CrackerJax]

Some of you posters give weed growers a bad name.


Grow up.

 

[cattalley]

Ok you guys! I know this might be old school but in the 60's we used to use a thing called a pungie stick. It's 12 in. long split bamboo sticks carved with a serrated end stuck into the ground strategically around the plants. You know, where people would likely walk up to your plants and especially close to the plant itself. You have to be careful you know where these have been placed as to not hurt yourself. You leave them with the serrated end about 1/2 to 3/4 of an inch sticking out of the ground so when someone steps down on them they are gonna get a bambo knife into their foot. Lots of screaming and your rip off isn't gonna be moving very fast on that messed up foot. It's an old Vietnam thing.
Also there is a thing called a water scarecrow and you can get them on the internet. If someone enters into a specific radius of this scarecrow thing it shoots them with a high power spray of water. I always thought that would be cool for deer and stuff but rip offs..that would be cool hee hee. Just go looking for the wet guy running down the street with bushes of bud in his arms.

 

[chronic coinoisseur]

Well, if he sticks around and waits, then he wasn't too hurt in the first place. I say make it rigged to the gills.

He could easily call others to stick around and wait for the grower. I've heard this advice before and I think its pretty smart.

If your plants are found they've been found thats it. Now would the police stick around for some dude growing 5 plants? Probably not... Now ask yourself would the police stick around for some dude setting up boobie traps, where he could be charged not only with cultivation but with intent of malicious harm to the public all so he could smoke some weed?

I'm just saying its a lot more likely to piss off the cops especially if someone gets hurt, after all it is there job to protect and to serve. I'd also like to make it clear I don't like cops any more than the rest of you do but looking at it through there point of view is not the dumbest idea especially when engaged in illegal activities.

 

[midwestmaster]

mainly the traps would be for thieves but it just sounds like too me theres alot of cop dick suckers on here u people make me sick u sound like you want to marry the police and the people that are down for a boobie trap thanku lol atleast theres some real men on here and not little girls! thats like saying if somebody came in your house and was robbing you you wouldnt shoot. thats just me 2 cents

 

[terrorizer805]

camp out and shoot whoever comes near, fuck it thug life