a hippie gets on a late night bus, and notices the only passenger is a nun in the 4th row. he sits down across the isle from her and stares at her. the woman is very distruct at the lustful look on the hippies face. the bus driver stops where she normally gets off and she bolts to the door, and off of the bus. the hippie moves up to the seat behind the driver. The hippie says " that was a mighty fine woman in the black gown, i'd sure like to get with her." the bus driver said to the hippie " that was a nun. they are sworn to chasticity for the rest of lives, and dont have sex with any1 that is human or animal on this earth. but i will tell you how to score with her if you lick my nipples once a piece." the driver lifts his shirt and the hippie slobbers all over the hairy stiff nipples, once a piece. The bus driver said "to get a nun, you must dress up as jebus and appear as they are praying. the nun that you want is always at the 6th street semitary at 12am praying face down on her knees under the statue of jebus. that is where i pick her up and that where she just came from" The light haired hippie thinks " well my scruffy beard is not the right color so i'll need a darker one. perhaps one that has rubber bands and wrapps around my ears." he finds a dark colored beard in the clearance halloween basket at walmart. he finds an old scruffy robe that was in the attack at his dying grandmothers. and he already has the slip on sandles. he waits till it is almost midnight and begins to walk to the semitary. "sure enough" he thought, "there she is, on her knees, face down praying under the statue of jebus." he walks up behind her and say "fear not my child, i have decended from the heavens above to answer your prayers. i have always heard your prayers, and grant you my blessing." the nun turns around, still on her knees and keeps her face down, not to look at her lord in the flesh. the nun says "it is time to serve you in any way possible. the hippie says "lift your gown and i shall take thy virginity." the nun says "ok but do me in the butt, i like it in the butt." the hippie runs to the back and puts it in the hot sweaty hole. "20 minutes later he pulls out and nuts on the ground." he starts laughing and dancing over the nun that is still on her knees and face down. while he is still dancing around, the nun asked "whats so funny?" he pulls off his fake beard and says "I"M THE HIPPIEEEEEE" The nun jumps up and looks at the hippie pulls off the gown and says "I"M THE BUS DRIVEEERRRRRR"