Hot grower dudes...

[mastakoosh]

my penis is way below average. but my tongue is long and muscular. i also have bitch tits like the dude in fight club....just kidding. oh yeah as you can see in my pic i am fukken hot too.

 

[Lacy]

LMAO FDD!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!
Oh I so needed that this morning.

i'm a hot grower dude. i have dirt under my nails and i wear rubber sandals EVERYWHERE. i like to fart and burp, but in a respectful manner. i don't consider my penis to be anything other than average but i've never been told it was average. even when pressured i've still been told how big it is. not huge but slightly over average. i've never had a complaint.

 

[Lacy]

Hey!!! You're a liar. That's not you.


Thats my sister

my penis is way below average. but my tongue is long and muscular. i also have bitch tits like the dude in fight club....just kidding. oh yeah as you can see in my pic i am fukken hot too.

 

[Lacy]

Hahahaha!

if you grow it...they will come

 

[Lacy]

Hahahahaha! Oh lordy lord Gygax.
Thats was just too funny.

careful dude your setting your mom up for someone to say....










you're mom thinks I'm handsome too....

 

[LoganSmith]

I guess the questions is what makes a HOT DUDE???? Eyes, smile, good teeth or just a big dic* or big eyes a big smile and big teeth. Jk unless thats what you like...

 

[Lacy]

Yes! You were serious!! People can be jerks online
but don't worry we all have your back dude.

No, I know. I know that you were just watching out for me in this world of juvenile jokes.

Seriously, I love my mom. She friggin' rocks.

but thanks. People on this site can be jerks; you gotta watch.

 

[Lacy]

Thanks Guys. This was very entertaining for a Tuesday morning.

 

[smokinjs]

omg..I am the sexiest grower dude alive!!! my plants tell me so ....

hmmmm smokinjs i love the way you water me....im so wet now!!

 

[scias]

count me in

 

[BIGMIKE13]

dont worry ladies, i have enough to go around.........

...and i have a big pipe !!!!....

 

[valuablevariable]

My mom says im the most handsome kid at school! Although im in college now im sure this counts here to.

 

[nowstopwhining]

LOL.....I am a hot medium sized package grower guy......

Atleast thats what Nowstopwhining tells me......

Dont be so modest....I know from personal experience NoGrow is about 8 inches.....







limp

 

[Micheal Kelso]

Yea, count me in too - I can't even go out in public without being mauled by screaming women...

 

[tckfui]

I used to be a hot grower dude... but that was pre-op... now I'm a hot grower chick ... and I get to say wooo hooo I'm a chick I can tuch myself and you can't hahahaha...
speaking of penithiths how is a dude supost to know if hes big unless hes bin with another dude???? dum dum dummmmmmm.... yea I went there... dont come up with some anser to make me look dumb... cuz I do that myself

 

[Dr High]

hmm jsut ask Your girlfriend how big the other gus she been with were. itll save you to do some awkward stuff Peace

 

[tckfui]

hmm jsut ask Your girlfriend how big the other gus she been with were. itll save you to do some awkward stuff Peace

... I don't know man... that might have worked pre-op. but not now.... its gone

and what if the girl has only bin with very simple people with a very small penises. see these are the questions you got to ask... but nobody does

 

[Dr High]

Then the girl Will be pleased with your size and everybody will be happy

 

[Dr High]

dont worry ladies, i have enough to go around.........

I love that pic LMFAO!!!

 

[tckfui]

ohhhh good times had by all... damn... I wish I spoke to you before the operation