The man code - extended

never ever dispute the claims a mate make's about the length of his pecker in front of the girl he wants to nail
 
67. If your friend says "Lick my nuts" as a way to put you down, don't try to be funny by saying "OK" and moving your head towards his crotch, two homosexual references in a row are just plain scary...
lmao too good, did you come up with this?
 
good shit read the most of it. You have a few doubles on there just so you know. Ill keep my thinking cap on for ya.
 
One of my best friends fiance bought him some book for xmas on "what it means to be a man." Im going to print it out and give it to him ;)
 
In a bar, a man will not make eye contact with another unknown man for more than 5 seconds, unless you intend to fight.
 
JN811 said:
In a bar, a man will not make eye contact with another unknown man for more than 5 seconds, unless you intend to fight.
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Thats a cracker !

And I know the two urinal ones, but I couldn't decide so I threw em both in . :) - there should extra when it comes to bathroom etiquette
 
110.. If your buddy is outnumbered out manned, or too drunk to defend himself, you must jump into the fight. Exception: if during the past 24 hours your friends actions have caused you to think "what this guy needs is a good ass wuppin", in which case you may refrain from getting involved and stand back and enjoy.
 
10. “taking one for the team” (agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe he's trying to score) is your legal your duty. But should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast/fatty, your pal/pals are forbidden to ever speak of it again.

done this once or twice LOL
 
10. “taking one for the team” (agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe he's trying to score) is your legal your duty. But should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast/fatty, your pal/pals are forbidden to ever speak of it again

different twist=10. “taking one for the team” (agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe he's trying to score) is your legal your duty. But should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast/fatty, your pals are within there right's to mock and ridicule you as long as the said mounting, was not nessesary
 
See that would be AGAINST our man code, it just some thing he did for the team , not for himself. So there is "no leg to stand on" to mock or take the piss. As "you didnt" take one "FOR THE TEAM" - now you could be considered coward, selfish etc.
It a team effort to "go out together"

ROFL
 
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