shrigpiece
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of course thats why im here, some people get a bit upset talking about pubes! im here to find out why?
How to get a woman to shave the bush?
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Stoney McFried
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NOM NOM NOM, I ARE EATING YER FOO FOO
And it's a renewable resource.they seem to.
shrigpiece
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lets start a petition to bring down gillette, immac and ladys wax companys. hooha
prebs
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Lol. I never said I personally go slamming my face down into her pussy, ive heard stories from friends though. I just have to laugh but I wouldn't want that happening to me. I just want it kept in line and cut short, trimmed. Look after yourself at least. I've eaten all of them, bush, trimmed short and bald. Im fine with all but i prefer the trimmed more. And I never said it was unsanitary either, I do agree there though, with all that shit that can go wrong. especially if they (guys and girls) shave wrong
Stoney McFried
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I can see the ad now......[pan in for closeup on the face of...Sally Struthers.]
Sally: Hello everyone, I'm Sally Struthers.I haven't done anything important in acting for decades.You may recognize me from your local food pantry,or that dumpster behind the liquor store.Every year, millions of North American Cooters are shaved, waxed and otherwise stripped of its glorious pelt for the sake of fashion.Many of these procedures are inhumane and unneeded....causing many of these glorious creatures to freeze in the winter.Many,when stripped of their protective coat, also contract the terrible condition of clitty litter.As the pelt slowly grows back,the chins of America's husbands and Militant Lesbians are horribly chafed,resulting in resentment and the loss of countless erections.
But today, you can help.With your contribution,we can stop this senseless torture of these magnificent beasts....offering soothing creams and lubricants,and providing education for those who have a senseless fear of ingesting the hairs of this misunderstood creature.With your help,we can allow this creature the right to exist in its natural form without fear of alienation,persecution, or Bikini Wax. Please, call now.With every donation,you will receive a photograph of the cooter you've sponsored...with weekly progress reports so you can see exactly how you've helped.Won't you call?
Sally: Hello everyone, I'm Sally Struthers.I haven't done anything important in acting for decades.You may recognize me from your local food pantry,or that dumpster behind the liquor store.Every year, millions of North American Cooters are shaved, waxed and otherwise stripped of its glorious pelt for the sake of fashion.Many of these procedures are inhumane and unneeded....causing many of these glorious creatures to freeze in the winter.Many,when stripped of their protective coat, also contract the terrible condition of clitty litter.As the pelt slowly grows back,the chins of America's husbands and Militant Lesbians are horribly chafed,resulting in resentment and the loss of countless erections.
But today, you can help.With your contribution,we can stop this senseless torture of these magnificent beasts....offering soothing creams and lubricants,and providing education for those who have a senseless fear of ingesting the hairs of this misunderstood creature.With your help,we can allow this creature the right to exist in its natural form without fear of alienation,persecution, or Bikini Wax. Please, call now.With every donation,you will receive a photograph of the cooter you've sponsored...with weekly progress reports so you can see exactly how you've helped.Won't you call?
shrigpiece
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sounds to me like you are planning for that day! very funny, iv never called a muff a cooter, thats my new word now
purplekitty7772008
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I just find it really weird that men prefer a woman's vag to look like a
10 yr old vag.....
Its not natural to not have hair down there....
A nice trim is fine....but bald?
Just letting you guys now, when women shave they're at a
higher chance for yeast infections, which could be passed to you...
Another interesting point, pubic hair releases pheromones that attract
the opposite sex; they're pheromones that are a sexual stimulant.
Wikidbchofthewst
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Oh man, Stoney, that post KILLED it 
southern homegrower
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Im in my early 40s. The first time i got with a women that was shaved was about 10yrs ago. I must say it did not seem right but i got use to it pretty quick. You guys bitching about a little hair in your mouth CMON. Are we grown men or schoolboys here
sir rance alot
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and hey......dont forget, when you girlfriend or wife shaves those pubes, it just means she is a WHORE!!!!
its same as putting on make up before she goes to work, if she does it, shes a WHORE!!!!!
lol............... Im jus sayin'
its same as putting on make up before she goes to work, if she does it, shes a WHORE!!!!!
lol............... Im jus sayin'
sir rance alot
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i have yet to meet a respectible hooker with a bush....
and they always wear makeup.
and they always wear makeup.
sir rance alot
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and before you start ladies......no , im not being serious. lol
oregon024
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Stoney you don't like the way a pussy looks.Girl has your old man ever took a mirror to bed.Just so you can see it real good.My woman totally gets off on seeing her pussy.From my view if a woman wants you to eat that shit regular like it's a fucking cracker and you've been starving for days.I can request a certain meal don't mean I get it but it's nice to dream.From what I'v read the numbers are for shaved.Get with the times!
shrigpiece
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im a man, i like bush. i dont stick my tonge in to pubes just brush my nose on em
