Women love a cockblocker when its a guy they just met. It's like allowing your friend a one night slut pass, except in the morning she gets pissed at you.
I agree. Looks aren't a huge priority for women anyways. They are for us men thoHere is a rule that I think should be added.
If you are always getting cheated on then start dating uglier guys, they are less likely to cheat on you because
A. Less girls will be flirting with them and B. They are just happy to find someone willing to fuck them.
the "cockblocking" thing is different with girls. im not going to let my friend leave the bar drunk with some random guy because i dont want to hear her crying and bitching on the phone about it later. and i dont want to deal with my friend being pissed at me because i didnt do anything to stop her from making a dumb choice. its very very different with women lol
ew dude. lol. thats how diseases get spread around. if a guy ever wants to stick his dick in me "raw", he'd better have a paper from the doctor to prove that he's clean. i have a few friends who've learned their lesson lol and will never have sex without a condom again unless they have a doc report to show that the person is clean.
so i was thinking about starting a woman code, lol. sorry...clearly i have no original ideas of my own lately as i've started 2 threads now based on ideas from other threads hehe.
1) if he finds toilet humour hilarious, move on.
2) if he tries to woo you with a bicep tattoo, flexing his bicep to make his tattoo dance, he's a blockhead, and you should move on.
3) if they mention a hot tub in the first 5 minutes of conversation, he's not interested in what you want to major in at college, so move on.
4) pay attention to how your pets react to him. if your dog adores him, give him a chance
5) when going out, show *either* cleavage or legs. not both.
6) do not drink more than you can handle in public. no one likes a sloppy drunk.
7) oompa loompa orange is not flattering on anyone. put down the bottle of oil and step away from the tanning bed.
8- leggings are not pants.
9) shiny metallic leggings are ridiculous. you're not a space alien so you have no need to dress like one.
10) if you want to wear a shirt as a dress, fine. but do not bitch or get offended when other girls make fun of you for forgetting to put pants on.
11) do not wear heels that you cannot walk in. if you insist on doing this anyway, do not get offended when people laugh at you.
12) fat girls can make fun of other fat girls, and of skinny girls. skinny girls cannot make fun of fat girls, only other skinny girls. (hahaha!)
13) when a girl makes a comment about you looking trashy, do not accuse her of being jealous. I promise you, she's not. you just look stupid.
14) do not allow a friend to leave the bar with a guy she's just met. she'll regret it in the morning and then be pissed at you for not stopping her.
15) dont wear a bra thats a darker colour than your shirt.
16) dont wear panties that are darker than your pants.
17) always wear panties. the only exception to this rule is planning an adventure in public with a significant other.
18- if you and a friend like the same guy, whoever met him first gets him first. if he chooses the other friend after that, dont whine about it, find another man.
19) no guy is worth a friendship. chicks before dicks.
20) always carry condoms. its not the mans sole responsibility to ensure that *YOU* dont get pregnant.
21) if he seems to good to be true, he probably is and you should do a background check.
22) if a guy grabs you at a bar, dont wait around helplessly for another guy to rescue you. punch that tool in the mouth!
23) when out in public, wear a bra. some exceptions apply, like the beach.
24) you cannot make out with 2 different guys in the same night and then wonder why neither of them want to have you as their girlfriend. especially if both guys are friends and attending the same party.
25) swallow. its faster than saving it in your mouth to spit and more considerate/respectful than backing away when he cums. do you want him to back away grossed out when you climax? no? i didnt think so.
so i ask the ladies of RIU to help me with my list! and of course the men are welcome to contribute as well.
haha blockheadso i was thinking about starting a woman code, lol. sorry...clearly i have no original ideas of my own lately as i've started 2 threads now based on ideas from other threads hehe.
1) if he finds toilet humour hilarious, move on.
2) if he tries to woo you with a bicep tattoo, flexing his bicep to make his tattoo dance, he's a blockhead, and you should move on.
3) if they mention a hot tub in the first 5 minutes of conversation, he's not interested in what you want to major in at college, so move on.
4) pay attention to how your pets react to him. if your dog adores him, give him a chance
5) when going out, show *either* cleavage or legs. not both.
6) do not drink more than you can handle in public. no one likes a sloppy drunk.
7) oompa loompa orange is not flattering on anyone. put down the bottle of oil and step away from the tanning bed.
8- leggings are not pants.
9) shiny metallic leggings are ridiculous. you're not a space alien so you have no need to dress like one.
10) if you want to wear a shirt as a dress, fine. but do not bitch or get offended when other girls make fun of you for forgetting to put pants on.
11) do not wear heels that you cannot walk in. if you insist on doing this anyway, do not get offended when people laugh at you.
12) fat girls can make fun of other fat girls, and of skinny girls. skinny girls cannot make fun of fat girls, only other skinny girls. (hahaha!)
13) when a girl makes a comment about you looking trashy, do not accuse her of being jealous. I promise you, she's not. you just look stupid.
14) do not allow a friend to leave the bar with a guy she's just met. she'll regret it in the morning and then be pissed at you for not stopping her.
15) dont wear a bra thats a darker colour than your shirt.
16) dont wear panties that are darker than your pants.
17) always wear panties. the only exception to this rule is planning an adventure in public with a significant other.
18- if you and a friend like the same guy, whoever met him first gets him first. if he chooses the other friend after that, dont whine about it, find another man.
19) no guy is worth a friendship. chicks before dicks.
20) always carry condoms. its not the mans sole responsibility to ensure that *YOU* dont get pregnant.
21) if he seems to good to be true, he probably is and you should do a background check.
22) if a guy grabs you at a bar, dont wait around helplessly for another guy to rescue you. punch that tool in the mouth!
23) when out in public, wear a bra. some exceptions apply, like the beach.
24) you cannot make out with 2 different guys in the same night and then wonder why neither of them want to have you as their girlfriend. especially if both guys are friends and attending the same party.
25) swallow. its faster than saving it in your mouth to spit and more considerate/respectful than backing away when he cums. do you want him to back away grossed out when you climax? no? i didnt think so.
so i ask the ladies of RIU to help me with my list! and of course the men are welcome to contribute as well.
check the toilet seat befor you sit. don't blame a guy becuase you fell in. it takes more effort to lift then to lower. eighter you check or find a wet seat.equal rights starts with equal effort.(just be glad we even lift the seat).so i was thinking about starting a woman code, lol. sorry...clearly i have no original ideas of my own lately as i've started 2 threads now based on ideas from other threads hehe.
1) if he finds toilet humour hilarious, move on.
2) if he tries to woo you with a bicep tattoo, flexing his bicep to make his tattoo dance, he's a blockhead, and you should move on.
3) if they mention a hot tub in the first 5 minutes of conversation, he's not interested in what you want to major in at college, so move on.
4) pay attention to how your pets react to him. if your dog adores him, give him a chance
5) when going out, show *either* cleavage or legs. not both.
6) do not drink more than you can handle in public. no one likes a sloppy drunk.
7) oompa loompa orange is not flattering on anyone. put down the bottle of oil and step away from the tanning bed.
8- leggings are not pants.
9) shiny metallic leggings are ridiculous. you're not a space alien so you have no need to dress like one.
10) if you want to wear a shirt as a dress, fine. but do not bitch or get offended when other girls make fun of you for forgetting to put pants on.
11) do not wear heels that you cannot walk in. if you insist on doing this anyway, do not get offended when people laugh at you.
12) fat girls can make fun of other fat girls, and of skinny girls. skinny girls cannot make fun of fat girls, only other skinny girls. (hahaha!)
13) when a girl makes a comment about you looking trashy, do not accuse her of being jealous. I promise you, she's not. you just look stupid.
14) do not allow a friend to leave the bar with a guy she's just met. she'll regret it in the morning and then be pissed at you for not stopping her.
15) dont wear a bra thats a darker colour than your shirt.
16) dont wear panties that are darker than your pants.
17) always wear panties. the only exception to this rule is planning an adventure in public with a significant other.
18- if you and a friend like the same guy, whoever met him first gets him first. if he chooses the other friend after that, dont whine about it, find another man.
19) no guy is worth a friendship. chicks before dicks.
20) always carry condoms. its not the mans sole responsibility to ensure that *YOU* dont get pregnant.
21) if he seems to good to be true, he probably is and you should do a background check.
22) if a guy grabs you at a bar, dont wait around helplessly for another guy to rescue you. punch that tool in the mouth!
23) when out in public, wear a bra. some exceptions apply, like the beach.
24) you cannot make out with 2 different guys in the same night and then wonder why neither of them want to have you as their girlfriend. especially if both guys are friends and attending the same party.
25) swallow. its faster than saving it in your mouth to spit and more considerate/respectful than backing away when he cums. do you want him to back away grossed out when you climax? no? i didnt think so.
so i ask the ladies of RIU to help me with my list! and of course the men are welcome to contribute as well.
women get better looking at closing time.(beer sure dose help). drunk women are easy.if your standers are still too high drink more
Your damn right they are.Your not considered a man around here untill you've caught goneria atleast 9 times.
i wasnt kidding about the blockhead one.
nah, i dont take offense lol.
