xTOXICxLOLLIPOPx
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I disagree with rule #13 because when the bitch can count how many teeth she has on one hand you KNOW there's a jealousy issue going on. XD
the women's code?
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sarah22
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lol i guess you're right about that one!
but for the most part, jealousy isnt the issue. at least its not for me or the other girls i hang out with. i saw a girl on halloween at the hotel we were partying at (not a crappy hotel either, the nicest one in the city, a REALLY nice expensive hotel lol) and this girl came into the front lobby in her "costume" which was a white top, white stockings, pink frilly panties *over* her stockings, and fucking bunny ears. i laughed my damn ass off at that girl. not because i was jealous of her, lol. but because she looked like a complete and total idiot. i also laughed at a girl in a green bathing suit with leaves glued on it (i think she was supposed to be "eve") again...because she looked really dumb. it was COLD outside, we're in frigging canada!
xTOXICxLOLLIPOPx
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lol i guess you're right about that one!
but for the most part, jealousy isnt the issue. at least its not for me or the other girls i hang out with. i saw a girl on halloween at the hotel we were partying at (not a crappy hotel either, the nicest one in the city, a REALLY nice expensive hotel lol) and this girl came into the front lobby in her "costume" which was a white top, white stockings, pink frilly panties *over* her stockings, and fucking bunny ears. i laughed my damn ass off at that girl. not because i was jealous of her, lol. but because she looked like a complete and total idiot. i also laughed at a girl in a green bathing suit with leaves glued on it (i think she was supposed to be "eve") again...because she looked really dumb. it was COLD outside, we're in frigging canada!
Lol, I have to agree those girls were ignorant. A green bathing suit with leaves glued on it? Wtf was she thinking?
Stoney McFried
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If he thinks a clit is one of those pointy things on the bottom of a football player's shoe,move on.
If he knows what a clit is, but then proceeds to either:
A.Mash it like an elevator button
B.Flip it like a broken light switch
C.Twist it like a faulty ignition
KILL HIM, and move on.
If he knows what a clit is, but then proceeds to either:
A.Mash it like an elevator button
B.Flip it like a broken light switch
C.Twist it like a faulty ignition
KILL HIM, and move on.
so i was thinking about starting a woman code, lol. sorry...clearly i have no original ideas of my own lately as i've started 2 threads now based on ideas from other threads hehe.
1) if he finds toilet humour hilarious, move on.
2) if he tries to woo you with a bicep tattoo, flexing his bicep to make his tattoo dance, he's a blockhead, and you should move on.
3) if they mention a hot tub in the first 5 minutes of conversation, he's not interested in what you want to major in at college, so move on.
4) pay attention to how your pets react to him. if your dog adores him, give him a chance
5) when going out, show *either* cleavage or legs. not both.
6) do not drink more than you can handle in public. no one likes a sloppy drunk.
7) oompa loompa orange is not flattering on anyone. put down the bottle of oil and step away from the tanning bed.
8- leggings are not pants.
9) shiny metallic leggings are ridiculous. you're not a space alien so you have no need to dress like one.
10) if you want to wear a shirt as a dress, fine. but do not bitch or get offended when other girls make fun of you for forgetting to put pants on.
11) do not wear heels that you cannot walk in. if you insist on doing this anyway, do not get offended when people laugh at you.
12) fat girls can make fun of other fat girls, and of skinny girls. skinny girls cannot make fun of fat girls, only other skinny girls. (hahaha!)
13) when a girl makes a comment about you looking trashy, do not accuse her of being jealous. I promise you, she's not. you just look stupid.
14) do not allow a friend to leave the bar with a guy she's just met. she'll regret it in the morning and then be pissed at you for not stopping her.
15) dont wear a bra thats a darker colour than your shirt.
16) dont wear panties that are darker than your pants.
17) always wear panties. the only exception to this rule is planning an adventure in public with a significant other.
18- if you and a friend like the same guy, whoever met him first gets him first. if he chooses the other friend after that, dont whine about it, find another man.
19) no guy is worth a friendship. chicks before dicks.
20) always carry condoms. its not the mans sole responsibility to ensure that *YOU* dont get pregnant.
21) if he seems to good to be true, he probably is and you should do a background check.
22) if a guy grabs you at a bar, dont wait around helplessly for another guy to rescue you. punch that tool in the mouth!
23) when out in public, wear a bra. some exceptions apply, like the beach.
24) you cannot make out with 2 different guys in the same night and then wonder why neither of them want to have you as their girlfriend. especially if both guys are friends and attending the same party.
25) swallow. its faster than saving it in your mouth to spit and more considerate/respectful than backing away when he cums. do you want him to back away grossed out when you climax? no? i didnt think so.
26) Bad boys, as hot as they are, will more than likely break your heart. you enter at your own risk, so proceed with caution.
so i ask the ladies of RIU to help me with my list! and of course the men are welcome to contribute as well.
sarah22
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sarah22
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lol that reminds me of the new american pie movie...have you seen it? hehe its called american pie presents: the book of love. such a funny movieWhat are a tight rope walker and a man getting a blow job from an 80 year old both thinking at the same time?
For Gods sake don;t look down.....
Stoney McFried
Well-Known Member
Thank you, thank you.Culled from my own bad sexual experiences for your entertainment!
HAHA! HI STONEY!
Those are fucking hilarious and i LOVE them!
binkkybrown
Active Member
You are an asshole (I BET YOU GET ALOT OF ASS) cause everybody know GIRLS LOVE ASSHOLES. Party on bro.
