Live2Die420
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Well You can all thank this thread to an autonomous user of rollitup.org who simply begged me to repost it cause the dude deleted it before ahhha... (fdd cough cough
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Anywho here we go.
It was Friday October the 5th. It was our high school homecoming and being that I had moved I had not seen any of my old pals for months. I was so excited to see everyone and even though the homecoming game is a little juvenile in my opinion it did not matter to me cause everyone was going to be there. I left my house and met up with my good friend Pat, we had some beers and toked a good bit before we went of course! Getting there fashionably late we saw a lot of people we knew, a lot of people that knew us that we didn't know, and a lot of teachers that we didn't want to see lol. After the game there was a party that pat and I and some other old friends were invited to. I decided to go although I am usually not a huge partier I like to keep to myself. When I got there it was awsome. It was only guys that were out of school no little kiddies. And almost everyone there were guys that I had grown up with in cub scouts that I had not seen in years. Matter of fact the dudes house that the party was at was on little league baseball team with me! Go figure.
Being the somewhat idiotic moron I am. I broke my rule being that there were many of female there and decide to drink drink drink. 15 beers later and a threesome out of the way (sorry if that offended anyone lol) I passed out on the couch.
Next thing I know I woke up in Shock Trauma!!!!
Apparently while I was passed out, two kids that did not like me climbed on top of me and started jacking me in the face! What pussies! (excuse the language)
When I woke up in shock trauma there was a doctor in front of me telling me not to move that my jaw and my chin were broken and that I needed surgery. I had nooo pain since I was still prbbly drunk off my ass so I told them not to give me any pain meds. I layed there for a while and before the surgery they got the nitrous oxide in me and knocked me out.
Well one month later im typing this.... I had to have my mouth wired shut, thats right like Kanye West, as in I was sipping through a straw for a month!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate it. I am already a skinny dude (6'2" 160 pounds) and in this past month sipping through a straw I have lost 30 pounds! Being that I literally felt like I was starving to death something had to be done. I was out of pain and my jaw mostly felt better. So Yesterday (tuesday the 30th) I decided to cut the wires on my own. Good news is everythings still ok. I haven't heard any popping of anything bad. And I got to eat two cup cakes, some salad, and rice. Bad news is my jaw muscles are so tense from being closed so long I can only get my mouth open wide enough to get a spoon in there. So Most of my motion is limited to swallowing only lol, but hey at least i get to eat. And let me tell you buttered rice never tasted so good! Tommorow (thrusday) I go in for my follow up appointment and scans. I can't wait to see the look on the Docs face when my wires are cut lmao. God bless food. I can't wait to have a huge ass King size Burger King sandwich lol. Or hell a super size Big Mac meal from MCdonalds. Some homemade meatloaf, French Toast, Toast, chips, fooooooddddd The list goes on. I can't wait to eat again!!!!
Oh and you might be wondering about those little fuckers that did this.
the police have followed up on them with 2nd degree assault charges, and they both signed statements saying that they did indeed hit me (morons!). I am also taking them to civil court. the good thing is that one of them is a minor so I will be able to get goobers of money from his rich little stuck up parents. And the other kids a legal adult so he will just be giving me money from his paychecks for the rest of his life... Pricks.
To be honest I'm glad it happened. It proves to me once again that Marijuana=Good, Beer=Bad. If I had not been passed out, they wouldn't have done anything. I saw them the whole party, they didn't do anything while I was awake!!! I broke the no drinking at a party rule, but you know what. My lawyer, my dads lawyer, and a lawyer we have not used before all said that theres almost 100% chance since they signed statements saying they hit me, that I can get a whoolllllee lot of suffering money for this in court. Like as in I will never have to work again! Thats right up my ally. Well i guess anyones ally lol. Come to think of it. I would let anyone break my jaw again, Hell I'd let them break any limb on my body whenever they want to If I can get that much money that I never have to worry again. So what do I have to say to those kids?
Thanks guys
Keep up the good work! Even though Its been hard. It was worth it!!
)Anywho here we go.
It was Friday October the 5th. It was our high school homecoming and being that I had moved I had not seen any of my old pals for months. I was so excited to see everyone and even though the homecoming game is a little juvenile in my opinion it did not matter to me cause everyone was going to be there. I left my house and met up with my good friend Pat, we had some beers and toked a good bit before we went of course! Getting there fashionably late we saw a lot of people we knew, a lot of people that knew us that we didn't know, and a lot of teachers that we didn't want to see lol. After the game there was a party that pat and I and some other old friends were invited to. I decided to go although I am usually not a huge partier I like to keep to myself. When I got there it was awsome. It was only guys that were out of school no little kiddies. And almost everyone there were guys that I had grown up with in cub scouts that I had not seen in years. Matter of fact the dudes house that the party was at was on little league baseball team with me! Go figure.
Being the somewhat idiotic moron I am. I broke my rule being that there were many of female there and decide to drink drink drink. 15 beers later and a threesome out of the way (sorry if that offended anyone lol) I passed out on the couch.
Next thing I know I woke up in Shock Trauma!!!!
Apparently while I was passed out, two kids that did not like me climbed on top of me and started jacking me in the face! What pussies! (excuse the language)
When I woke up in shock trauma there was a doctor in front of me telling me not to move that my jaw and my chin were broken and that I needed surgery. I had nooo pain since I was still prbbly drunk off my ass so I told them not to give me any pain meds. I layed there for a while and before the surgery they got the nitrous oxide in me and knocked me out.
Well one month later im typing this.... I had to have my mouth wired shut, thats right like Kanye West, as in I was sipping through a straw for a month!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate it. I am already a skinny dude (6'2" 160 pounds) and in this past month sipping through a straw I have lost 30 pounds! Being that I literally felt like I was starving to death something had to be done. I was out of pain and my jaw mostly felt better. So Yesterday (tuesday the 30th) I decided to cut the wires on my own. Good news is everythings still ok. I haven't heard any popping of anything bad. And I got to eat two cup cakes, some salad, and rice. Bad news is my jaw muscles are so tense from being closed so long I can only get my mouth open wide enough to get a spoon in there. So Most of my motion is limited to swallowing only lol, but hey at least i get to eat. And let me tell you buttered rice never tasted so good! Tommorow (thrusday) I go in for my follow up appointment and scans. I can't wait to see the look on the Docs face when my wires are cut lmao. God bless food. I can't wait to have a huge ass King size Burger King sandwich lol. Or hell a super size Big Mac meal from MCdonalds. Some homemade meatloaf, French Toast, Toast, chips, fooooooddddd The list goes on. I can't wait to eat again!!!!
Oh and you might be wondering about those little fuckers that did this.
the police have followed up on them with 2nd degree assault charges, and they both signed statements saying that they did indeed hit me (morons!). I am also taking them to civil court. the good thing is that one of them is a minor so I will be able to get goobers of money from his rich little stuck up parents. And the other kids a legal adult so he will just be giving me money from his paychecks for the rest of his life... Pricks.
To be honest I'm glad it happened. It proves to me once again that Marijuana=Good, Beer=Bad. If I had not been passed out, they wouldn't have done anything. I saw them the whole party, they didn't do anything while I was awake!!! I broke the no drinking at a party rule, but you know what. My lawyer, my dads lawyer, and a lawyer we have not used before all said that theres almost 100% chance since they signed statements saying they hit me, that I can get a whoolllllee lot of suffering money for this in court. Like as in I will never have to work again! Thats right up my ally. Well i guess anyones ally lol. Come to think of it. I would let anyone break my jaw again, Hell I'd let them break any limb on my body whenever they want to If I can get that much money that I never have to worry again. So what do I have to say to those kids?
Thanks guys
Keep up the good work! Even though Its been hard. It was worth it!!
He lost a ton of weight as well....drank all of his meals through a straw for months I'm pretty sure
