phree23
Active Member
A man won the lottery and decided he'd always wanted to live alone on a ranch, you know, a big spread. Pretty soon he had 3 thousand acres of pasture, herds, privacy and peace. As he was sitting on his porch one day a stranger on horseback came over the hill and rode down to the man's cabin.
"Howdy" the man said and tipped his hat. "I'm your neighbor from the next ranch over. Been meanin' t come by and get acquainted".
The man was pleased and invited his visitor to stay for some talk. So, the chatted awhile quite pleasantly about ranching and the big sky country. The stranger got up to leave and prepared to mount his horse.
"I was thinking of having a little party this weekend. Would you care to come, he said.
"That's most cordial of you. I would be honored to attend."
The stranger smiled and said "There'll be a piece of drinkin', probably. How does that strike you?"
"Sure, I love to have a drink now and then and, well, it's a party, right?"
The stranger gazed back and said "Things can get rough sometimes, there could be some fighting."
"Well, said the man. I can handle myself, if it comes to that."
"Could be some fucking too, said the stranger as he mounted his horse.
The man thinks for a moment and says "well what's a party for?"
The Stranger begins to ride away but the man suddenly asks him "what should I wear?"
The stranger pauses to consider this, then replies "It don't really matter; it's just gonna be the two of us."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dude i love it!!!