If you just got off a year and a half of probation....
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idlehands80
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This is fucking hilarious. Funny thing is I know violent J, I have family (you know, relatives) that use to perform with them back in the day. They are fake and openly admit it to those they are close to/friends with. They are marketing geniuses though and love all the free hype they get from kids and shit. The whole god spoke thing was made up as well, but again the hype has made them millions. I know for a fact that he his laughing his ass off at this thread.
Anyway, the only thing about ICP I agree with is that Faygo rocks!!!!!!!
Anyway, the only thing about ICP I agree with is that Faygo rocks!!!!!!!
phree23
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he admits it in one of his songs homie. nothin new to me. and im not all hardcore about ICP. its the family that i show love to.
to quote violent J from the song "down with the clown"
"I got problems, I'm haunted by a carnival
I could run and tell a doctor, but what for
I just put it on tape with a fat beat
And make a quick buck, I'm like fuck"
to quote violent J from the song "down with the clown"
"I got problems, I'm haunted by a carnival
I could run and tell a doctor, but what for
I just put it on tape with a fat beat
And make a quick buck, I'm like fuck"
TrynaGroSumShyt
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every juggalo ive met.. were like one of the only juggalo's they themselves knew.. how u get down wit da clown?
phree23
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i have to admit its hard to find a tru juggalo. but i kno and hang out with quite a few of them. we get together, party, talk about wats goin on in our lives, help eachother out as much as we can. if one of my juggalo homies needs somethin and i can help them out im gunna help them out. and i kno i never have to worry if i need help with anythin. theres been a few times in my life were i was hungry and needed a place to stay and i knew all i had to do was ask. to me thats love. thats how i get down wit the clown.
phree23
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na man we are everywhere. just look for the outcasts and you will come across us.
TrynaGroSumShyt
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lol.. every juggalo cant be an outcast. i bought weed from one before..
phree23
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theres a lot of different types of juggalos out there my friend
phree23
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not every "juggalo" you meet is a tru juggalo just like every gang banger you meet isnt truly a gang banger. and i have a lot of friends that arent juggalos but the ppl i tend to hang out with are wat you would call an outcast. we get looked down upon because we challenge societies "rules." an outcast of society. doesnt mean we dont have friends and dont kno how to function in this world just means we are different than most.
phree23
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but that doesnt mean that the gunghoe types wont calm down one day. im not gunna lie there was a point in my life were i prolly woulda said the same things that he did. but as you get older you calm down about shit like that because you kno wat you are and if others dont like it or cant fathom it, well thats on them. and a lot of times the fakes grow out of it and stop claimin to be a juggalo. to me if you have to claim to be something rather than others seein you are the real deal than you should take a moment and really look at yourself. and that goes for anything not just this subject.
phree23
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Stages of a Juggalo
Stage One- Pre Birth: This is before you even know who I.C.P is. You know you're different, that you don't belong in "normal" society. You see the world differently than most and don't really know where your view fits in.
Stage Two- The Awakening: You get introduced to I.C.P. Maybe a friend introduces you, or you hear one of their songs, or see someone sporting a shirt and think "I wonder what that's all about." No matter how it happens, nothing is ever the same. You start to delve into the magic that is the Dark Carnival and start to find that place where your view belongs.
Stage Three- Clown Boy: This is the stage that I get the most resistance to. Nobody likes to think of themselves as a clown boy (or fanboy, or hound dog...take your pick), but we've ALL been there. This is where I.C.P. and Psychopathic are the WORLD to you. You want all the merch, memorize all the songs, and follow blindly the lead of Joe, Joey and the Psychopathic machine. The most common symptoms of being in this stage are: calling ANYONE a Juggahoe, starting "FUCK EMINEM" chants before shows, dissing anyone for not having as much merch as you or not knowing every lyric to every song on every album, participating in Ray Day, believing everything that J says, wearing a Zug Izland shirt before the band even records a song, and generally defending everything they do, even when they are obviously wrong. Some are more obvious in this stage than others, but believe me, you too (will be/are/have once been) at this stage. Sorry. That's just the way it is.
Stage Four- Disillusionment: This is where you start seeing cracks in the perfect structure that is the Juggalo World. It happens different for all of us, but something plants a seed of doubt in the world you've emersed yourself in. Maybe you meet J and he's a dick, or you run into a ninja that treats you like shit, or you think track "17" on Shangri-La is crap, or you start to see that Psychopathic Records is no different then other record companies, in that their main goal is to make money. You start doubting the "Family" and all the bullshit that comes with it. This is the hardest stage to get through. All the faith you put into this thing starts to crumble, and you begin to feel lost once again.
Stage Five- Realization: The last stage. This is where you finally figure it out. That being a Juggalo isn't about the merch or knowing what kind of pudding Shaggy likes or hating/liking things just cause I.C.P. says so. It's about being YOU. About seeing the world differently from "normal" society and not giving a fuck where your view fits in. It's about being your own person and not letting anyone tell you how you should be or act or dress. It's about a community of ninjas that have had similar experiences and feelings as you and having a connection w/ them....even if we don't always get along or agree.
Stage One- Pre Birth: This is before you even know who I.C.P is. You know you're different, that you don't belong in "normal" society. You see the world differently than most and don't really know where your view fits in.
Stage Two- The Awakening: You get introduced to I.C.P. Maybe a friend introduces you, or you hear one of their songs, or see someone sporting a shirt and think "I wonder what that's all about." No matter how it happens, nothing is ever the same. You start to delve into the magic that is the Dark Carnival and start to find that place where your view belongs.
Stage Three- Clown Boy: This is the stage that I get the most resistance to. Nobody likes to think of themselves as a clown boy (or fanboy, or hound dog...take your pick), but we've ALL been there. This is where I.C.P. and Psychopathic are the WORLD to you. You want all the merch, memorize all the songs, and follow blindly the lead of Joe, Joey and the Psychopathic machine. The most common symptoms of being in this stage are: calling ANYONE a Juggahoe, starting "FUCK EMINEM" chants before shows, dissing anyone for not having as much merch as you or not knowing every lyric to every song on every album, participating in Ray Day, believing everything that J says, wearing a Zug Izland shirt before the band even records a song, and generally defending everything they do, even when they are obviously wrong. Some are more obvious in this stage than others, but believe me, you too (will be/are/have once been) at this stage. Sorry. That's just the way it is.
Stage Four- Disillusionment: This is where you start seeing cracks in the perfect structure that is the Juggalo World. It happens different for all of us, but something plants a seed of doubt in the world you've emersed yourself in. Maybe you meet J and he's a dick, or you run into a ninja that treats you like shit, or you think track "17" on Shangri-La is crap, or you start to see that Psychopathic Records is no different then other record companies, in that their main goal is to make money. You start doubting the "Family" and all the bullshit that comes with it. This is the hardest stage to get through. All the faith you put into this thing starts to crumble, and you begin to feel lost once again.
Stage Five- Realization: The last stage. This is where you finally figure it out. That being a Juggalo isn't about the merch or knowing what kind of pudding Shaggy likes or hating/liking things just cause I.C.P. says so. It's about being YOU. About seeing the world differently from "normal" society and not giving a fuck where your view fits in. It's about being your own person and not letting anyone tell you how you should be or act or dress. It's about a community of ninjas that have had similar experiences and feelings as you and having a connection w/ them....even if we don't always get along or agree.
Michael Phelps
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My high school was full of juggalos, It was ran just like a gang, There was only a few juggalos that were chill, but the ones that were chill i always had a good level of respect for... Phree You seem like a chill cat, not alot of drama and shit which is chill, but still i think to many juggalo's get way to caught up in the glory and versus portrayed by icp and their crew..
For instance there was this juggalo kid that went to my school, a real doucher, anyways i was watching the news a few months ago and saw he had been arrested for attempted murder, His girlfriend cheated on him with a fellow juggalo, that juggalo gave his girlfriend the clap, his girlfriend then gave him the clap, The juggalo went to the other juggalos house and tried to chop his head off with an ax, he was too big a pussy to swing the ax hard enough to cut the kids head off i guess cause the kid didnt die, got fucked up but didnt die...
Moral is, if that kid didnt listen to so much damn icp im sure he would have never thought to use an ax, probably would have just used a bat or a gun hahaha.
For instance there was this juggalo kid that went to my school, a real doucher, anyways i was watching the news a few months ago and saw he had been arrested for attempted murder, His girlfriend cheated on him with a fellow juggalo, that juggalo gave his girlfriend the clap, his girlfriend then gave him the clap, The juggalo went to the other juggalos house and tried to chop his head off with an ax, he was too big a pussy to swing the ax hard enough to cut the kids head off i guess cause the kid didnt die, got fucked up but didnt die...
Moral is, if that kid didnt listen to so much damn icp im sure he would have never thought to use an ax, probably would have just used a bat or a gun hahaha.
Michael Phelps
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Hahaha no man im not the michael phelps, but i am soon going to cross breed a lady and male and create some michael phelps.
phree23
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hahahahaha ok man i was like "wat the FUCK are you kidding me?" that woulda been the shit if you were!!!! and sadly there are way to many kids out there that dont get wat being a juggalo is about.
Michael Phelps
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^ya man for sure, honestly they ruin it for the rest of you chill ones out there, Its like straight edge, i have some way cool straight edge friends that will chill with me while i blaze, and go to partys and what not, but then you get the few that are complete fuck heads and think they have to fight everyone.
But then i guess it goes to say with every group of people there is always gonna be a few dumb fucks that ruin it for the rest.
But then i guess it goes to say with every group of people there is always gonna be a few dumb fucks that ruin it for the rest.