JohnnyO's Speakeasy

[Johnnyorganic]

Welcome!

Apparently our experiment of doing business in the open was foiled by a select few troublemakers who prefer the way things as they are to the way things could be.

Don't mind they gorillas at the door. They are here for your protection.

If the lights flash on and off twice, that's the signal for a raid. If you are medical have your documents ready and if you are not, use the back stairs to the secret exit.

I'm sorry it has to be done this way, but as long as the criminals, thugs, and the politicians have their way we are still underground.

Find a nice place to sit. Enjoy the music. Soak in the atmosphere. Have a drink.

 

[Boneman]

I like the blacklights and posters in here. The area over there in the corner with the red hue is only missing one thing...a pole.

Nice set up JO....I got the gorillas back if need be.

 

[CrackerJax]

SWEET!! DOUBLE SWEET!!

Nice digs JO....

I'm in a festive mood.... How about a Campari on the rocks please.

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YoYoYo!! (waves) Boneman has the gorillas back.... there's a joke in there somewhere!

 

[CrackerJax]

I couldn't be around drunk folks all day.

 

[Johnnyorganic]

Most are high.

This is just the coffeeshop gone underground.

Differences being we do not serve food and we do serve alcohol.

 

[Boneman]

Alrighty then....Jack and Coke please. Bone rings the bell......Round on the BonERman

 

[Johnnyorganic]

Alrighty then....Jack and Coke please. Bone rings the bell......Round on the BonERman

Woo hoo!

The crowd erupts into applause.

 

[CrackerJax]

Hahah ... Boner.

I'm feeling feisty, so I'll have a boilermaker please. Liquid honey.

 

[cph]

I like the new place Johnny! A little more my style, I'm not a fan of big crowds. Some one always shows their ass, no offence boner!

How about a bag of the freshest herb you've got and a bong. I'll be in the corner booth, any one is welcome to help me find the bottom of this bag.

With out help I might not be able to leave.

 

[Boneman]

cph...I got you! We've frequented JO's establishment for quite sometime now. Why change a good thing? I got a shitload of credits in the juke box...go pick a few while I try to bottom out your bag

 

[cph]

This will always be one of my favorites!

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I'm all about variety thou.

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Thanks for the help boneman!

 

[CrackerJax]

Now how do we sneak Wiki in through the back door?

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