Question on stinky roomate

worm5376

worm5376

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Good idea you got there Bobotokes! I like your way of thinking =)
 
beardo

beardo

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just call him stinky invite girls over introduce him as stinkey and spray him with air freshener infront of them
 
tea tree

tea tree

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I dont know lol, my fifth grade gf teased me about my smell all the time. Then after that she asked me to smooch. You sure you are not being flirty? jk.
 
cattalley

cattalley

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ok everyone I'm back with an update on the stinker. After spending 3 days in the hospital with e-coli racing threw my veins, I've finally got the message to him. I found out he had ran out of my mayonnaise ( use your own motherfucker! )and decided he would sneakily replace it with some he had hidden in the fridge door (since may 2009 the fucker). I'm glad I didn't give any to my dog Sandy or there would have really been some trouble. So now I'm looking, saving and getting places lined up to get out of here. I've been dealing gingerly with his stinkydom because I'm almost done with the girls, plus e-coli will mess you up. I'm too weak if something weird were to come down. Just EWWWWWW and that's all I'll say. I learned that foul is foul is foul. "Get me out a here she yowled"...and you know what happens when shewolfes howl
? Uh oh..Is this still part of the morphine thay gave me hee hee?
 
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Superlevs

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Mate thats crazy! Someone should just put this stinky fucker down. Compromising your life, the filth rat. I love this thread btw. Read in glee.
 
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fdd2blk

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cattalley said:
ok everyone I'm back with an update on the stinker. After spending 3 days in the hospital with e-coli racing threw my veins, I've finally got the message to him. I found out he had ran out of my mayonnaise ( use your own motherfucker! )and decided he would sneakily replace it with some he had hidden in the fridge door (since may 2009 the fucker). I'm glad I didn't give any to my dog Sandy or there would have really been some trouble. So now I'm looking, saving and getting places lined up to get out of here. I've been dealing gingerly with his stinkydom because I'm almost done with the girls, plus e-coli will mess you up. I'm too weak if something weird were to come down. Just EWWWWWW and that's all I'll say. I learned that foul is foul is foul. "Get me out a here she yowled"...and you know what happens when shewolfes howl
? Uh oh..Is this still part of the morphine thay gave me hee hee?
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in the meantime, .... lots of canned soup. :wink:

where in cali are you? if i can find the right person, i have small unit to rent out. i'm growing in it right now, because we can't find the right person. finding someone with a solid job who can pay rent is a toughy nowadays.
 
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Michael Phelps

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Just deal with it till your grow is done, pack your shit up, leave, Before you go though get tons of fish throw them in the vents of the house, give him a little taste of his own medicine.
 
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resinraider

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Say "buddy, u fukkin stink!" Then stuff a pound of butter in the toes of his shoes.sure It won't help with the smell but it sounds like fun rite?
 
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