What quote you like to be on your t-shirt?

addymark

Member
Hi guys
I wanna know from you what is the best t-shirt quote you have ever seen or you have on your own t-shirts. I like to wear t-shirts with funny quotations. I have these following:
Your lips keep moving... but all I hear is "Blah Blah Blah..."
I don't know what makes you dumb, but it really works.
I'm sorry. My fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
Your Girlfriend Thinks I'm Hot
Marriage is not a word; it's a sentence.
I DONT NEED YOUR ATTITUDE::::
I HAVE MY OWN!!!!!!
If being sexy is a crime, arrest me
 

dew-b

Well-Known Member
Hi guys
I wanna know from you what is the best t-shirt quote you have ever seen or you have on your own t-shirts. I like to wear t-shirts with funny quotations. I have these following:
Your lips keep moving... but all I hear is "Blah Blah Blah..."
I don't know what makes you dumb, but it really works.
I'm sorry. My fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
Your Girlfriend Thinks I'm Hot
Marriage is not a word; it's a sentence.
I DONT NEED YOUR ATTITUDE::::
I HAVE MY OWN!!!!!!
If being sexy is a crime, arrest me
if i got smart with you how would you know?
fuck milk got beer.
to keep an idiot busy see back to keep an idiot busy see front. had one per son say i don't get it. what an idiot.
 

gogrow

confused
Lol my neighbor has a bumper sticker that says that and he is at least 60 years old. I get a chuckle every time I see it.:mrgreen:

I've got the tshirt..... but I did have a neighbor for awhile that drove a pimped out dune buggy with a bumper sticker that said "if it werent for flashbacks, I'd have no memories at all":lol:.... he looked/acted it too:eyesmoke:
 

......

Well-Known Member
lol I had I fuck on the first date and another one that said FBI with the words female body inspector under it.I had these when I was like 12 or 13 I bought them down the shore.and I had this and the other weed version of it to.
 

ruderalis88

Well-Known Member
'you're just jealous because the little voices are talking to me'

my current personal favourite is a neon abomination proclaiming that "JESUS RAVES"
 

ruderalis88

Well-Known Member
a t shirt with your sig would be cool :blsmoke:
evenin' bob! haha yeah would be nice, i nicked it off a sign my mate's got in his room.

there used to be this ad for camel wide filter cigarettes that was like

"BIG, FAT, DELICIOUS"

i quite fancy getting a tshirt printed with that on it!

or something like "life's a beach" on the front
and then "you get sand up your crack and sunburnt" on the back.

:bigjoint:
 
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