When planning on taking to many zanny bars remember: 1. give your keys to one of your friends not popping and tell them not to give them back under any circumstances. 2. Tell them not to let you leave under any circumstances ( you will try) 3. Dont bother drinking or anything else really because it has little effect.
If you dont comply with these rules you will: 1. Go to K-mart after 2 am trying to buy beer pleading with the cashier. After realizing you cant buy it, you and your friend will get the brilliant idea to steal it, ripping the pack open in the middle of an aisle, stuffing them in your pockets, and trying to walk out like nothing happened. Then you will be confronted by security and giving the choice to give up or run. You will run. One of you will escape the other wont.
2. You will blackout, piss all of your friends off, drive to your girlfriends house, climb through the window making as much noise as possible, try to talk sexy, pass out, and wake up wundering where your at.
3. Blackout, piss all of your friends off, decide to drive home 15 miles away. Wake up in jail two days later on christmas day.