Hey canada, ....

CrackerJax

CrackerJax

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This one is shameless.... I love it.

:lol:

A Canadian and an American were hunting in Canadian woods when an Indian runs across the field and the Canadian shoots him in the back and kills him. "You can't do that!" cried the American. "No, no, it's legal here in Canada" replies the Canadian.

Later that night the American goes and buys some beer and puts it on the roof of his truck to open the door. Just then an Indian runs by, grabs the beer, and runs away. The American thinks "No problem" and he shoots him in the back and kills him. As he is getting his beer the police come and arrest him. "But I thought it was legal to shoot Indians here in Canada!" protests the American.

"Well yeah," says the cop, "but you can't use bait."
 
ledgrowing

ledgrowing

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CrackerJax said:
An elderly woman lived on a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for years. The widowed woman lived on the farm with her son and three grandchildren.

One day, her son came into her room holding a letter. "I just got some news, Mom," he said. "The government has come to an agreement with the people in North Dakota. They've decided that our land is really part of the United States. We have the right to approve or disapprove of the agreement. What do you think?"

"What do I think?" his mother said. "Sign it! Call them right now and tell them we accept! I don't think I can stand another Canadian winter!"
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yup sounds about right americans are dumb your little joke here proves it and you probably dont even relize it
 
ledgrowing

ledgrowing

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:finger::finger:id rather be Canadian than American any time americans are dumb ass inbred racist bunch of fuck.................AMERICA!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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