The You Know Your A Grower Thread

[thizz13]

35. Your hydro guy asks if you want up sign up on a account.
You must be crazy

 

[nuera59]

36. when you gf gets pissed at you for stealing her measuring jug.

 

[That 5hit]

if on your way home you look over the horizon to see if there is a fire coming from your house on your block
or if you look to see if there is a note on your door form the PD
or if evertime your cellphone rings while at work or away form the growroom you think its grow related like being busted

 

[IAm5toned]

40. You know your neighbors routines better than they do.

 

[FuZZyBUDz]

wen a cop lives across the street and and u wave and smile daily.

 

[IAm5toned]

42. You have dropped whatever your doing and driven home at a high rate of speed because you realized your lights were on/off when they were not supposed to be.

 

[FuZZyBUDz]

OOOOw, OUCH! good one iamstoned.

wen ur girlfriend is jealous over your plants.

 

[sarah22]

when you take your computer to get fixed and are having an anxiety attack the whole time because you're worried they'll find your grow journal...with pics

 

[HARDBODYyadig]

45. When you go visit mom and dad to get that old pvc and rubbermaid bin out of the shed to make your new hydro setup old to tell dad you've got some plumbing sidework!

 

[NoDrama]

When you can program a digital timer for 24 separate events and keep them all straight by memory without the instructions.

 

[NoDrama]

34. Due to the smell, company is only allowed over during vegging.

I've done this.

 

[IAm5toned]

when you take your computer to get fixed and are having an anxiety attack the whole time because you're worried they'll find your grow journal...with pics

haha... miniSD disks... like the kind for cell phones. get a reader, and keep all your vulnerable shit on the mini... not only does it keep stuff off the c drive, there so small if you have an.. unexpected encounter... with say, a leo, there pretty easy to hide/destroy or even be overlooked.

not that i would know...lol

46. You have to stop yourself from talking about horticulture stuff around people, so they dont start to think youve been responsible for that dank thats been going around....

 

[zipshank420]

when the guy at the gardening center tells u to go smoke another one bro cause u bought soil, perlite,mylay,and ur eyes were red as the devils dick and smell like u hit a skunk on the way there lol this really happened hahahahahaha

 

[zipshank420]

hahahahahaha i like that last one IAm5toned hahahaha true dat bro ha

 

[logzz]

You read this whole thread

 

[zipshank420]

fuck yea dude have u? this shit is fucking hilarious sounds like me and my fellow growing friends down the block hahahahaha. i was tearing up i was laughing so hard

 

[don2009]

when you first found riu and you didnt see your family for days.

 

[Bauks]

47. When you read this thread up to this point and everything In memory has been covered so far LoL

 

[GREEN000]

when your trimmer gets jammed with resin

 

[IAm5toned]

When you can program a digital timer for 24 separate events and keep them all straight by memory without the instructions.

haha good one

49. You make 3am runs to walmart for duct tape, spraypaint, and tupperware.