Atheism

Stoney McFried

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My mom grew up in that generation too...but she certainly was promiscuous, so apparently that part of morality didn't bother her. I think maybe she thinks she's a bad person, and if she kisses god's ass a little, he won't judge her so harshly. I try to have respect for other's, but it seems like a lot of Christians certainly don't consider that I'd rather not be bombarded with their little messages. In my daughter's school, they were showing a film about different cultures and religions, which is fine... but my daughter said the film spoke about Christ like he was an actual historical figure, as in "Around the time of Jesus". I went into her school one day, and one of the secretaries has a Bible verse on the counter in the office on display in view of anyone who is standing there. I fond that offensive, because I know if someone posted the Wiccan Rede there, someone would raise a shit fit.


My grandmother slapped my mom hard across the face for saying that once, and she was Jewish! :lol: But she was from a generation in which good little ladies were seen but not heard, and certainly never heard saying disrespectable things. I've never said it around my mom (actually, I rarely ever say it), solely out of respect for her personal beliefs.

I always though it rather funny, though. People can say, "Oh, GOD!" and that's OK. But to say "Jesus Christ!" is taboo. Go figure.

You know, when I was a kid, long before I'd heard of Graham and assertions of others about musings of an intimate relationship between Jesus and Mary Magdalene, I pictured her being his "girlfriend" from the Bible Story kids' series. He may have never been depicted as married, but he wasn't a eunuch either. Even to a little girl's mind, their devotion to each other just seemed rather romantic. A way my parents would have behaved toward each other.
 

Katatawnic

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"An ye harm none, do what ye will." I know, it's so horrible, ain't it?! :roll:

Just to clarify, I meant my grandmother came from such a generation, not my mom; hence a Jew slapping her daughter for saying such a naughty thing. ;)
 

CrackerJax

New Member
Ever notice that the Spanish are crazy about Christianity?

What's one of their favorite male names? Jesus.....

The taboo is only for white ppl? :lol:

I would definitely nema my kid Jesus, and then when the teacher pronounces it Hayzues....my kid can correct them and say, ni, I pronounce it Jesus. :lol:

Middle initial woulf have to be H of course.
 
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PadawanBater

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Ever notice that the Spanish are crazy about Christianity?

What's one of their favorite male names? Jesus.....

The taboo is only for white ppl? :lol:

I would definitely nema my kid Jesus, and then when the teacher pronounces it Hayzues....my kid can correct them and say, ni, I pronounce it Jesus. :lol:

Middle initial woulf have to be H of course.

Jesus H. C(racker)

lmfao
 

CrackerJax

New Member
Exactly.... :lol:

If I had a kid and named him Jesus, I would be tempted to send him to a Catholic school..... if he thought he could stand it. One condition...he's just got to record the nuns for me at roll call....:lol:

Hayzues...

No, it's Jesus....

Hayzues!!

No, it's Jesus...


Hayzues!!! (SMACK!!!) :mrgreen: Crazy penguins....
 

Stoney McFried

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I got that. My parents were "older" when they had me. Mom was 39 and dad was 47, so they were a part of that generation.
"An ye harm none, do what ye will." I know, it's so horrible, ain't it?! :roll:

Just to clarify, I meant my grandmother came from such a generation, not my mom; hence a Jew slapping her daughter for saying such a naughty thing. ;)
 

CrackerJax

New Member
Uhhh, did I happen to mention that the Catholic Church is insane?

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Finally, we learn who is responsible for Catholic sex scandals Published on March 12th, 2010


“The Devil made ‘em do it!”
Sex abuse scandals in the Roman Catholic Church are proof that that “the Devil is at work inside the Vatican”, according to the Holy See’s chief exorcist.
Father Gabriele Amorth, 85, who has been the Vatican’s chief exorcist for 25 years and says he has dealt with 70,000 cases of demonic possession, said that the consequences of satanic infiltration included power struggles at the Vatican as well as “cardinals who do not believe in Jesus, and bishops who are linked to the Demon”.
He added: “When one speaks of ‘the smoke of Satan’ [a phrase coined by Pope Paul VI in 1972] in the holy rooms, it is all true – including these latest stories of violence and paedophilia…”
Father Amorth told La Repubblica that the devil was “pure spirit, invisible. But he manifests himself with blasphemies and afflictions in the person he possesses. He can remain hidden, or speak in different languages, transform himself or appear to be agreeable. At times he makes fun of me.”
He said it sometimes took six or seven of his assistants to to hold down a possessed person. Those possessed often yelled and screamed and spat out nails or pieces of glass, which he kept in a bag. “Anything can come out of their mouths – finger-length pieces of iron, but also rose petals.”
He said that hoped every diocese would eventually have a resident exorcist…
He’s also head of the Exorcists Union. I’d love to listen in on contract negotiations with the Pope.






 

Katatawnic

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I'll bet at least half of them told you that you can indeed piss in your weed, and then proceeded to tell you not only why, but how to do it correctly. :lol:
 

afrawfraw

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Maybe I should right a book on renewable energy fertilizers...You just eat a bunch of daily vitamins, and then urinate and defecate in your hydroponic reservoir...LOL.

Or spray on colas 1 day before harvest to boost thc production and even out the "TASTE"...ROF.
 
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