I might start by prefacing this with the the fact I trend to the left in most instances, so I may be a little prejudiced.
The right says they want to be left alone by government, But use government controlled things just like the rest of us, (Roads, schools, fire and police proctection, etc.)
The right wants to repeal all taxes, (How would we pay for all the amenities they use?)
The right thinks only the well off should have medical,(Do they just want the rest of us to die?)
The right likes war, (Basically because they are invested in war type stocks.) Although Most on the right find a way to get out of combat duty.
I believe they really want all of us on the left to die, actually die, (Wonder what a psychiatrist would figure about that?)
The right, some, are total rascist, white supremists, elites and in general scumbags, (My opinion, not necessarily factual, but I'd bet I'm not far off.)
The right believe it is your duty to go off to war and fight for corporate interests while they sit on the sidelines and rake in the profits.
The right wants us to be slaves in their corporations, businesses, shops etc, without having any say in our well being, anti-unionists.
The right likes to think of themselves as superior in intellect, and judges everyone by their financial status..
I could go on for hours, but since I'm at a pretty much teabagger site, I'll close for now and let this curdle their milk. Be assured I'll be back with more descriptive views of those on the right.
BTW a rant against the left has already been done, Tit for tat. Also feel free to add to my list as you see fit.