The Teabag States of America

[upnorth2505]

Since the teabaggers hate the results of our democracy so much, wouldn’t it make sense for them to split from the Union and form their own county?

The Top Ten requirements of citizenship are as follows:

1. Your IQ must be below 90
2. You must possess your own copy of the fantasy story book, the bible.
3. You must be white
4. Education beyond high school is not permitted
5. You must hate all nonwhites and call them racial slurs
6. You must be ignorant of how our government functions and the Constitution
7. Drinking acid, speaking tongues, and handling snakes must be part of your religious functions
8. You must possess a membership card to a paramilitary group that advocates the overthrow of the government
9. You must be able to adapt to shitting in outhouses: Commie public toilets are not permitted
10. Be willing to dismantle “socialist” things like roads, bridges, publics schools, etc.


They could take Mississippi, South Carolina, Tennessee and a few other Red States for their new country. Then they could find some Jerry Springer rejects to write their new constitution.

 

[yestim666]

They could take Mississippi, South Carolina, Tennessee and a few other Red States for their new country. Then they could find some Jerry Springer rejects to write their new constitution.

LOL. Makes sense!

 

[FlyLikeAnEagle]

I'm all for it and I doubt to many on either side would be against it at this point. The only problem is they would be a 3rd world country within a few years and we would constantly having to be giving them aid.

 

[upnorth2505]

I'm all for it and I doubt to many on either side would be against it at this point. The only problem is they would be a 3rd world country within a few years and we would constantly having to be giving them aid.

I say "Let them eat cake"

 

[seagoinghead1]

America is not a Democracy! It's a Representative Republic, If you can keep it!

 

[upnorth2505]

America is not a Democracy! It's a Representative Republic, If you can keep it!

Care to explain the point you are making??

 

[yestim666]

I say "Let them eat cake"

Sounds good dude! I got the munchies!

 

[Dragline]

NO!!!!!!!!!!! Because my state would be right smack dab in the middle of it! I DO NOT want to move!

 

[doc111]

Since the teabaggers hate the results of our democracy so much, wouldn’t it make sense for them to split from the Union and form their own county?

The Top Ten requirements of citizenship are as follows:

1. Your IQ must be below 90
2. You must possess your own copy of the fantasy story book, the bible.
3. You must be white
4. Education beyond high school is not permitted
5. You must hate all nonwhites and call them racial slurs
6. You must be ignorant of how our government functions and the Constitution
7. Drinking acid, speaking tongues, and handling snakes must be part of your religious functions
8. You must possess a membership card to a paramilitary group that advocates the overthrow of the government
9. You must be able to adapt to shitting in outhouses: Commie public toilets are not permitted
10. Be willing to dismantle “socialist” things like roads, bridges, publics schools, etc.


They could take Mississippi, South Carolina, Tennessee and a few other Red States for their new country. Then they could find some Jerry Springer rejects to write their new constitution.

You say that the teabaggers are radicals and full of hate, yet you make comments like these. Can you say "Pot calling the kettle black" anyone? You're a real piece of work.

 

[Professor Puff.n.Tuff]

took the words out of my mouth doc111.

 

[voodoofx]

My imaginary all powerful being can kick your imaginary all powerful being's ass.

 

[Mindmelted]

Everybody is a racist,radical or hater and white according to upnorth2505

 

[doc111]

took the words out of my mouth doc111.

I'm fairly sure that upnorth likes to be make outrageous comments like this one just for the sake of being outrageous. I still call him on his shit every opportunity I get.

 

[londonfog]

I would not say all, but a lot of these teabaggers are racists and ignorant...again I didn't say all...but enough

 

[medicineman]

I would not say all, but a lot of these teabaggers are racists and ignorant...again I didn't say all...but enough

I agree, most are rediculous. I can't believe there are those on site that actually agree with them, but ignorance is in charge of many on this site. I need not name names.

 

[upnorth2505]

NO!!!!!!!!!!! Because my state would be right smack dab in the middle of it! I DO NOT want to move!

Sorry Dragline, your input would be key in deciding which states would be part of the TBSA. Fear not! No need to move.

 

[londonfog]

hey how about Alaska...we can put them there

 

[medicineman]

hey how about Alaska...we can put them there

I'm sure Druella from Wasilla would welcome them.

 

[PadawanBater]

If you align yourself with the tea party movement how could you honestly expect to be taken seriously?

Those people are some of the most ignorant people America has to offer, really, and a fair share of them actually are racist. I've seen footage from the tea parties - the speakers rally the crowds up by using misinformation or alluding to shit they know the crowd will understand, like saying something like "oh well we really don't know where he was born...", one interviewer asked a group of white fans at a Nascar event who they were going to vote for (before the election), and if they would vote for Obama and they openly admitted they'd never vote for a black man because "things just don't work like that around here". There are plenty of these people within the tea party movement specifically.

This movement is a fuckin' joke. I'm embarrassed these people call themselves Americans.

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[doc111]

I didn't see any of you libs complaining about how ignorant the people calling Bush names were. Same thing, different president and political party.