Name That Stoner Job

[Trillium]

Use to scout street light (basically drive around at night and make note of any lights that are out or cycling) which made HPS bulbs very easy to get.

Now I'm an electrician, most of the work is simple so I can be as high as I want, very glad I went to the trade side of being an electrician then an electronics designer as that would have involved alot more thinking.

 

[dew-b]

I just figured I would start a post where you name that stoner job. Me I work for the United States Census Bureau. No drug test and the perfect stoner job. They pay me to drive around stoned all day listening to music. The only task that is required of me is to walk up to peoples doors and say "Hi sir I would like you to fill out this census form, and return it so I can get a better understanding of the neighborhood." How great is that the government pays me to get stoned. Who would have thought

Tell us about your odd and unique stoner jobs. Please No Bugger King Jobs..lol.

i had a job as a brick layer. could smoke a bowl and drink a six pack at lunch. just had to have enough for the boss to get baked and drink a beer. our whole crew smoked. on days that it rained we went to the boss's house with a couple cases of beer. then eighter went to a topless bar or played pool. those were the days. wish i was 20 again. the other job i had that i could smoke at was a ckerk at a gas station worked grave yard shift. the down side of that job was it was in a bad neiborhood in dallas. crack heads every where and hookers on every corner.

 

[tinyTURTLE]

resort hotel security guard.
roof access.
access to the list of rooms that were not clean yet so we could go
up and sit on th couch and watch tv and smoke.
confiscating booze from under aged drikers at the hot tubs.
plus we looked very cool... kinda like the secret service.
except i had a sack of weed and a glass pipe in the inside pocket of my
suit jacket. plus we could take golf carts out on the course at night.

 

[drlearysbud]

Hookers on every corner is not always a bad thing depends on what they do and what they look like..lol.

 

[thizz13]

resort hotel security guard.
roof access.
access to the list of rooms that were not clean yet so we could go
up and sit on th couch and watch tv and smoke.
confiscating booze from under aged drikers at the hot tubs.
plus we looked very cool... kinda like the secret service.
except i had a sack of weed and a glass pipe in the inside pocket of my
suit jacket. plus we could take golf carts out on the course at night.

sounds like a awesome time!!!

 

[NevaSmokedOut]

im looking for a drug testless job who knows one (googling doesn't count).

 

[drlearysbud]

im looking for a drug testless job who knows one (googling doesn't count).

I would say one of the simplest things to do is read the thread as many discuss there drug-testless jobs. Or you can do what I did and go to the US Census website as they are hiring throughout the summer and they don't drug test. They just pay you to smoke pot, but not literally.

 

[drlearysbud]

Wouldn't LEO be the ultimate stoner job? Or forestry ranger? Or a pilot with your own DC-4?

Forest Ranger would be the perfect stoner job. Go around state parks and find where people have marijuana fields and then smoke it all up in a haze. Of course you would want to leave them a bud to let them know you were thinking of them

 

[drlearysbud]

Now I know this can be all the stoner jobs out there. I know someone has a cool story about there stoner job. Come on guys post your stories and jobs. We want to hear them

No One liners...lol.

 

[drlearysbud]

[bump]..........

 

[mysticalBUD]

I work at a grocery store and smoke there all the time in the back.....soooooo muchhh foooodddd hahaha

 

[TalonToker]

A job that I was stupid enough to quit about 10 years ago---A strip club DJ. It amounted to getting wasted to get into the right mood, drinking on the job (if I felt like it), and watching beautiful naked ladies dance to music of my choice. All the dancers love the DJ.

 

[akgrown]

video game developer

 

[Jimmy Luffnan]

I reckon that Park Ranger job sounds pretty sweet, enjoy the outdoors and wilderness through the eyes of a nice cerebral haze joint!
Just cruise around and do your thing, and then there is always the outdoor crops.. your own and for for those you bust... they can cut you in on the profits and you can offer protection of their crops.. hahaha

Ohhh the corruption.. like a cop in power but without the responsibility =D

Either that or run a fishing charter, fish all day and blame your red eyes on the constant glare from the sea =P

 

[jimmy jones]

I work in landscaping. I get to smoke some dank and just ride around on a mower listenin to my ipod enjoyin some frrsh air. I hate trimming hedges tho but hey all in all an awsome job. And its super easy to start your own business in landscaping.